This “sampled” shelf is distinct from my “seduced-and-abandoned” shelf for ticklish and tedious reasons. The “s-a-a” shelf is for books I have been teased and tantalised into reading (for many inconsistent reasons: the cover’s prettiness, the book’s global standing, GR hype, or simply its brevity) and I have committed to reading for the long haul. This involves mental preparation. Sacrificing another book in its stead. Psyching myself up to enter the book’s world. Thinking about all the books that will never be read in its place, agonising over their potentially permanent absence from my shelves. So whereas “s-a-a” books are texts that have spurned me, that have driven me from their pages through my own unrealistic expectations or the deceptive power of their coquettish charms, the “sampled” shelf is for books I am interested in or believe I may like based on my reading so far, knowing the little hussies might not be my teacup and the book will be swiftly dropped. So I have nothing to lose, everything to gain. Usually I read “sampled” books until I have squeezed as much pleasure out of each text as possible, so the time isn’t stolen from me as it might be in a “s-a-a” book. There is no personal slight. They come, they go. I use them. They are my whores. I am the seducer, not the seduced. Clear? No? Shaddap.
This shelf should have been established months ago, when this practice began. The memory of most of these semi-skimmed texts has faded entirely, so we’ll have to start here. In this volume, I read the opening of Zukofsky’s Little: For Careenagers (his only novel) and delighted in the strange malapropisms, musical structure, unusually clipped prose, until I hit the 50pp mark and nothing made sense anymore. Zukofsky came to me through Sorrentino’s Something Said collection and I was surprised to find the prose so playful and surreal from such a po-faced avant-garde poet. A pleasing sample, and perfect illustration of this practice of hassle-free toe-dipping. Here’s to it.