This was a fun little book: just enough history and stories to convey the point that every new medication is the equal result of genius and blind luck.
Drug hunters are at best professional card players: they can maximize the odds to their favor, but their success still depends on the shuffle of the deck.
Only 5% of scientist pitches to big pharma get funded for research. Of these, only 2% actually get FDA approval.
Supposedly, making a usable drug costs, on average, $1.5 billion, and takes 14 years. But that's not to say that it cost $1.5 billion to make Viagra. It incorporates all of the sunk costs to drugs that never receive FDA approval at all. So it really it costs billions to develop 100s of new drugs, only one of which is effective and safe.
The inventor of Aspirin was Jewish, so the Nazis re-did the story to center it around the non-Jewish people who worked on it. Maybe. The history of creating Aspirin seems to be a black hole of medical history. The history of Aspirin has its own Wikipedia page--can't even be contained on the Aspirin page. The word Aspirin is impossible to type correctly on first try. Apsirin. Aspirn. Apsirin.
Drug companies give drugs fun names (Aspirin! Tylenol!) so that people buy their product beyond its patent life. They even try to make the technical name as difficult as possible to befuddle the careful shopper of generics. This practice goes back to the very beginning of synthesized drugs (marketing apparently predating chemistry). Aspirin is really acetylsalicylic acid, but Bayer originally listed the technical name as "monoacetic acid ester of salicylic acid," to make the generic impossible to remember (if not read). "Honey, what's the generic pain reliever called? Shoot, can't find it. I'll just buy Aspirin." (Now the FDA approves both the technical name and the marketing name.)
Fun fact alone worth reading the whole book: the French called it the Italian disease. The Italians called it the French disease. Other countries called it Persian Fire! Today we call it syphilis. Also: syphilis first appeared shortly after Columbus returned from the New World, so many believe that syphilis is what Europe got for giving the Native Americans small pox.
Antibiotics are such a recent invention that we didn't even have penicillin when World War II started. We only got penicillin by the time the United States joined the allies, and that was after all the large US Pharma companies joined together to provide a coordinated attack against the problems preventing mass production of penicillin. Interestingly, the Pharma companies that worked with the other companies to develop penicillin in the United States were vastly rewarded from their efforts. Only those Pharma companies that joined the alliance to make penicillin and share research for the allies still exist today. The companies that wanted to keep their own proprietary information eventually couldn't keep up.
15 of the largest 18 pharma companies have now abandoned antibiotic research because anything that cures someone is less profitable than treating a chronic illness, and bacteria morph to fight antibiotics anyway. Or so says the author. Seems like maybe it's only the latter reason, and that fact that penicillin, etc. still mostly work despite resistant bacteria. The former problem would be easily solved by just charging more. The point remains, though: curing illness may not be profitable. Managing an illness is wildly profitable.
Indian manuscripts dating back to 200 BCE mention diabetes: that some patients peed all the time and ants were attracted to their pee. The word they used for the disease meant "honey urine." The Greeks called it diabetes, which means "passing through."
The pancreas was one of the last organs to be understood. 2 scientists figured out what it did by removing a dog's pancreas and seeing what happened. So what happened? The housebroken dog started peeing everywhere, and its pee was full of sugar, just like a diabetic's. Figuring this out led to both understanding the pancreas and discovering insulin.
Scientists and physicians believed that high blood pressure was an advantage that shouldn't be tampered with. This was only disproven through clinical trials of blood pressure medication that resulted in like 1000% fewer strokes. Too late for FDR, though, whose physicians believed high blood pressure was a strength (and who died of a massive stroke).
One of the inventors of birth control had attended Catholic mass every morning of his life, right up until the pope decried birth control.
Russell Marker is supposedly the greatest chemist of all time. His PhD advisors said that after one year they'd give him his PhD as soon as he finished the required classes. He said it was a waste of his time and left. Then he went to an oil company and invented the octane rating for gasoline that we still use today. You see, no one could tell how effective engines or gasolines were because gasoline mixtures were never the same. While everyone was trying to make consistent gasoline, Marker said, "Who cares? All that matters is that we test how explosive the gasoline is." So he said 100 octane is like jet fuel explosive and 0 is about water, and that's it. He solved this in just a couple years and left shortly thereafter and got excited about the idea of progesterone, the first viable steroid. Everyone else was trying to build the molecule, but Marker said, "Nah, start with an even bigger molecule and shave it down to make it progesterone," and the perfect candidate was a Mexican yam. So Marker tells the drug companies he can finally get them progesterone: he just needs a yam farm in Mexico. But no one wants to go for it, so he leaves to Mexico City to do it himself, where he makes an instant fortune developing the first effective steroid (which eventually led to cortisone, other steroids, and the most important pill of all time: birth control). And just a few years after that (still very young), he gave it all up to collect silver antiquities, which is all he did for the last like 40 years of his life.
In the end, it seems that developing drugs is more like making a hit movie than making a new car. Sure, there's a formula behind most successful movies, but that formula can result in flops just as much as it results in successes.
I give the book a 166 LSAT. Author was a little too analogy happy, and I thought the book lacked more attention to modern drug development. Also, no Viagra chapter? Come on.