Horror stories for kids never go out of vogue, but 2019's Tales from Beyond the Brain by Jeff Szpirglas is a bit more disturbing than others of its era. Maybe it's Stephen P. Hughes's chilling illustrations, or the gory descriptions in a few stories, but the book differentiates itself from many others like it. The opening story is "An Apple a Day". Every Student of the Day selected by Mr. Oakwood from his class has always brought him a shiny, flawless apple, but when Lewis Stoller brings in a tiny, bruised apple and Mr. Oakwood treats him cruelly because of it, one girl in class, Megan, decides to exact revenge. A small, sweet fig offered to Mr. Oakwood in lieu of an apple...a strain of bee eggs primed to hatch...Megan's turn as Student of the Day is not going to end pleasantly. "The Paper Cut" is next. Mike and Jerry get a kick out of flying paper planes in class. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor, typically ignores them, but when Jerry copies a strange folding design from a foreign website, his paper plane tears a hole in the fabric of space. Mrs. Taylor is furious, but does she know more about this quantum accident than she lets on? In "Twenty-four Frames Per Second", Sam is sad that a local vintage movie theater is going out of business. Mr. Lambert, the manager, invites him inside to show him how the magic of cinema functioned many years ago. If only Sam knew that this theater's film reels lock kids forever in a realm beyond our own...
Walking home from school at the start of "Two Brains, One Alice", the title girl hardly believes her eyes: a human brain is buried under leaves and brush in the street gutter. She can't explain her urge to pick up the squishy, viscous organ and carry it home, but that night whenever she touches the brain, her academic faculties increase dramatically. Alice could become a star student...but then the brain exerts stronger influence, coercing her to enter the house of Gilbert A. Curry, whose brain she possesses. His backstory floods her mind, and she realizes with horror that his brain needs a new home. Lucky for him, one is at hand. "Scratch" features a boy named Avi who enjoys drawing pictures, especially ones making fun of Ms. Fetch, his old, overweight teacher. She hardly seems intimidating, but Ms. Fetch has ways to make impertinent boys sorry, as Avi finds out. Would she wreck a kid's psyche and body as payback for his artistic pranks? Greg, the protagonist of "Whiskers", never knew he might want a cat until a stray followed him home. Cleaning Whiskers's litter box isn't fun, but Greg's mother loves the cat, so he's okay with doing the extra chore. One day Whiskers leads him down a steep, dangerous ravine to an isolated cabin. Who could be living here? Greg ventures inside for a look around, but if it's a trap, it may be the last one he ever falls into.
If you're squeamish about dental gore, be cautious about reading "A Kernel Takes Root". Jamie tries to extract a popcorn kernel stuck between his teeth, but the kernel suddenly morphs into an ugly fang that crowds aside his natural teeth. More fangs sprout, making it hard to open his mouth, and the invading teeth exert authority over Jamie's ability to speak. They won't let him ask his parents to drive him to the dentist, and the nightmare intensifies at school. Jamie's mouth is full of twisted fangs, but can he and his friend Hamid outsmart the teeth? If they do, will Jamie suffer devastating longterm health effects? "Chewy Ones" takes place on Halloween, after Alain comes home with a sackful of candy from trick-or-treating. His parents weed out any sweets that look suspicious, including a round one in pretty multicolored foil that looks fine to Alain. After bedtime he sneaks down, digs the candy in its pretty packaging out of the trash, and pops it into his mouth. Too late he realizes his parents' concern was justified, when the candy inflates past his lips into a gigantic bubble, lifting him into the night sky. Does the candy's designer have a malevolent plan for boys who disobey their parents? In "Last of the Daves", an unseen, anonymous aggressor begins eradicating all people named David. Dave Ziegler first notices something amiss when Dave Anders disappears from class and nobody else remembers him. Soon Davids from all over are vanishing right out of their clothes, moving down the alphabet from A to Z. How long does Dave Ziegler have left? Can he legally change his first name in time to escape the purge?
Jerome and Marty in the story "Stuffing" never behave well on their bus ride home from school. They pull stuffing out of the old, worn seat to fling at each other, but one day the driver catches them in the act. "Grumpy-Butt", as they've nicknamed her, vows to make them pay for the damage. Will either boy survive her crazed version of discipline? Maya gave up on being a good student long before we meet her in "The Reading Group". Math, science, writing...no matter the subject, she requires a lot of extra tutoring. This year her teacher, Mr. Wexler, tries a new strategy on Maya, and it triggers psychic emanations she had no idea she possessed. She wields stunning new power over her classmates, many of whom have teased her for being unintelligent. Mr. Wexler encourages Maya to use her psychic energy for vengeance, but does she have it in her to inflict pain on the ignorant? Next up is "Evil Eye." Jane has a scratched cornea after a boy named Matteo pushed her down and her face collided with a gravestone. The doctor says the injury is mild, but Jane is shocked when suddenly she seems capable of astral projection. Her wounded eye has developed supernatural abilities, and Jane must intervene before it takes revenge on Matteo in a way that can't be undone. Our final story is "The Page Turner". While leafing through a book-club catalog, Anika Singh's curiosity is piqued by an item described as "Your Biography," available to buy for just $2.99. What sort of gimmick is this? She places the order and is surprised by how thin the book is when it arrives. The pages at the back are clumped together, almost impossible to separate, but as Anika scans the first pages, a deep sense of alarm grows. The book records details of her life that no one could know, and new pages continually appear to report what's she's doing right now. Is it an elaborate prank? Anika forces open the clumped pages at the end, desperate to get to the bottom of this mystery, but the book warns her that accessing these pages too soon will be catastrophic. Is she unspooling the remaining decades of her life in a mere matter of seconds?
The horror elements of Tales from Beyond the Brain are surprisingly potent for its target age group, but the stories don't make sense if you think about the details at all. That's unfortunate; Jeff Szpirglas has talent for setting a scary scene, and the book could have been excellent were more time invested in developing cohesive narratives. A few of the stories might be too gross to be redeemed—"A Kernel Takes Root" is the main culprit there—but Tales from Beyond the Brain had potential, and I'm sorry it came nowhere near being fulfilled. Illustrator Stephen P. Hughes is a bright spot, though; his black-and-white renderings are slices of visceral fear that improve the book considerably, reminiscent of the work of Tim Jacobus, Nelson Evergreen (Neil Evans), Alberto Dal Lago, or Chris Van Allsburg. Hughes's contributions alone might make this book worth reading. I'd rate Tales from Beyond the Brain one and a half stars, but Jeff Szpirglas certainly is capable of better, and I'll be sure to try him again.