The Birthday Party Of No Return
Lee Hargroove’s best friend is Cory “Lucky Duck” Duckworth. Everything he touches seems to come up 4 leaf clovers. All Lee can think about is getting a scholarship to Summer Sports Camp, but he’s up against Corey and Laura Grodin (who Lee has a crush on). Only one will win! They compete in three different sport (tennis, bowling, and football). They’ll also be judged in sportsmanship, improvement, and desire.
To bring home the point, the book starts with Corey finding 20.00 that he tries to return but no one claims it. So he gets to keep it. Lee isn’t hating on Corey. Not really. He just wishes he could borrow a little of his luck. Then the janitor who’s fixing a light fixture lets out a cry and the light fixture starts to fall toward Laura. Corey catches the light fixture before it kills Laura. This makes Lee jealous. *HE* should have been the one to save Laura’s life.
At basketball practice, Lee notices some guys in suits and ties checking out their game and wonders who they are. During the game, a bug flies in Lee’s eye and Corey makes an amazing shot. After the game, Lee recognizes the man as Franklin Howard. He comes up to him and congratulates him and tells him he has serious game. (Franklin Howard is the center on their city’s pro basket-ball team). He invites him to his team’s game to sit on the sideline.
Lee still has the bug on his eye. It’s attached itself to his eyeball. Coach finally gets it off with tweezers. His eye is red but it feels better. He goes to get Howard’s autograph but he’s already gone. He’s signed them for all the team. The Coach suggest he tighten his game. Lee wonders when it will ever be his day. Later, Lee receives a package that says Instant Good Luck. Thinking it’s a joke of Corey’s he puts the package in a drawer and doesn’t open it.
Some days later the tennis competition kicks off the first event. Corey has a new racket that are suppose to increase his chances. Lee’s eye starts to irritate him. He wins the first match tho. But unfortunately, the sun comes out and Corey’s serves go right past him. They switch sides and all of a sudden, the sun is on Corey’s eyes and he starts to miss serves. Lee wins 15 love. There are three more games. The shade comes out and he wins the rest of the matches.
Lee loses his ish and lets his tennis racket fly. It hits Mrs. Anderson in the head and she crumbles to the ground. She’s ok but she tells him he needs to work on his sportsmanship. Time to break out the package! In the box is a vultures claw. It’s attached to a pendant. The dog doesn’t like it (Arfy). Mom comes into the room and gives Lee a letter from Pizza Planant. He’s won a free pizza dinner for him and his family. Arfy tries to snatch the pendant. That night, Mom makes one of his favorites (buffalo chicken wings and mashed potatoes) meals. Dad also gives him a game he’s been asking for (for) months Battle Warrior World 2. Grades are posted. He’s not expecting to do good. He’s messed up on math test and didn’t turn a history paper on time. When he checks the school’s site he has all A’s.
In school, Lee gets permission to skip a test. Then Laura comes over to talk to him, but notices the claw and thinks it’s gross. She returns to her friends. He then finds the principal’s wallet and she gives him a 10.00 reward. He then tells Corey he wants a rematch. Of course, Lee wins. Its not such a good feeling to be on the other side of luck. Corey stomps off. When he gets home, Arfy snatches off the necklace and takes off running.
He gets it back, but it’s slightly bent -one of the talons-. He then trips down the stairs and hurts his ankle. When he gets to his room and goes into his laptop to check for an assignment, his laptop goes up in flames. He checks the claw. It seems ok except for the small tear. That night, Lee is restless and can’t sleep. He gets up to play his guitar and then notices his hand has turned into a claw! All the guitar strings pop. He wakes up and realizes it was a dream!
He looks at the claw, and then it comes alive and starts to chock him to death. He screams and wakes up his parents. When they ask him what’s wrong he says the claw tried to grab him. They tell him he was just having a nightmare. But even his mom has to admit he’s never had nightmares. He thinks maybe it was a nightmare inside a nightmare. Mom suggest he throw it away. He says no can do. When they leave, he can hear a heavy thumping against his chest, but he rationalizes it has to just be his heart.
The next day, Lee’s clothes are ruined. His jeans have a stain and the sleeves of his shirt are ripped. His comb also breaks. When he goes to hand his mom eggs to make breakfast, they crack and claws pop out. When he blinks the eggs are fine. Now the claw is working against Lee and he wonders what he can do to reverse the luck. The next event is bowling. Not only does he lose he drops a bowling ball on his toe. He doesn’t even get points for improvement or sportsmanship. On the way out, Lee finds a cell phone, turns it in, and as a reward gets a free hot fudge sundae. (Laura wins this event).
When Lee comes home, he accidently slams his hand in a drawer. He’s about to just throw the claw out the window, but then he gets an idea. Corey’s birthday is coming up. He’ll give him the claw as a good luck charm for his birthday. When Lee opens his gift he tells him thanks but he already has one. He asks why do you think he’s been so lucky and then gives Lee his back and tells him he’s an awesome friend. Lee tries to enjoy the rest of the party but when he goes to play Corey’s new Wii he sends the controller flying through the tv screen.
He then backs into the food table and turns over all the food. Then falls backwards into the birthday cake. Corey’s mom escorts him upstairs, asks if if was deliberate (he says no), and then calls his mom. He tells Corey that it was the claw and explains. Lee asks him didn’t he read the instructions (when he opened the package, Arfy ran off with the instructions. Then it was said he never read instructions). Corey shows him is instructions and they say that the claw will bring luck forever BUT you can’t kiss the claw (which Corey has done many times in the story) or the luck reverse and it will give you bad dreams.
Lee asks why he gave him the claw before he leaves. He says it was a bad idea, but Lee just gives him a cold look and says NOT COOL! Just then a vulture with a missing claw gets in the window and dives at Lee. He ducks but it turns out it’s only a hallucination. On the way home, he sees kids with claws for hands and a vulture lands on the hood of the car (more hallucinations). He also sees Arfy with a vultures head. While taking Arfy for a walk, his leesh breaks and the dog gets away. Lee chases him and ends up getting hit by a car.
When he gets home, his shoes are covered in dog poo. So, he tosses the claw in the garbage. The next day is the football part of the competion. Some good things happen that night. Mom makes chocolate chip cookies, dad gets them second row seats for a Stampede’s game, and Laura comes over. But some bad things happen too. Lee chocks on a cookie and he’s so nervous about the claw he can’t concentrate on their assignment. That night when he looks out the window, he sees the claw slithering across the grass. It turns out to be a turtle. But then the trash cans start to rattle. Lee tells himself it’s just the wind.
Before the football game begins, Corey is wearing his claw and takes it off and sits it on the bench. Coach calls him to go get his playbook. The claw falls to the floor. Lee sees it and kisses it all over. Corey comes back and they wish each other a good game. At the game, Corey and Lee get a concusion from bumping head first into each other. When Lee looks in his backpack for his phone, the claw is there. At the awards banquet, Laura, Corey, and Lee are announced as finalist for the sports camp. Corey-not knowing its tainted- gives his good luck talisman to Lee-who frantically tries to give it back. On stage, Corey starts to transform into a vulture. Then Lee. Then there’s a fight to the death.
Again, it turns out to be a hallucination. Lee and Corey are walking together and they talk about how they got to “wrestling” on stage. Lee after this took both charms and threw them in the sewer. Laura won the contest due to the fact the two boys got to fighting on stage. She then reveals that she was the one that sent both of them the charms so she could win the competition. They both had luck for a little while because it took a minute for the kiss to kick in. She’d kissed both of them before she even gave them to them. She was also the one that found Lee’s claw in the trash and put it in his book bag. She says sometimes you have to make your own luck!
My Thoughts
The title of this one was DECEPTIVE! Yes, there was a birthday party in the middle of the story but it only took up a few chapters. Because of this I wasn’t happy that I’d chosen a second book in a row with a sports theme (after reading Lose Team Lose). I thought this WHOLE story was going to be about a birthday party. I would have read it any way to finish up the series. Still...
And then as I was reading this, bits of it started to sound familiar. I was thinking have I read this one before. Although I knew I hadn’t. And that’s because it’s somewhat similar to Locker 13 in the Nightmare Room series. When you’ve written as many series as R. L. Stine has, I guess its hard to keep up with all the plots from the different books, but that’s why you need someone to help you keep track and say I that sounds too much like series X book number X. Readers actually do notice these things.
I wasn’t crazy about all the sports stuff but what I did really like was the ending and how Laura did what she had to do to get where she needed to be. Even tho it wasn’t “the right way” or the “moral” way. Then I was thinking if Lee had all this luck -at first- even not knowing about the claw then he could have just gotten his parents to get him into this sports camp and not even bothered with the competition. He was always claiming he was such a good friend to Lee. Wouldn’t that have just been fair?
Rating: 5