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356 pages, Hardcover
First published September 24, 2019
©“I’d give him all that I am.
I’d give him all that I was.
I’d open up a vein.”


“I’d tie our hearts together, chamber by chamber.”

Sooo...Simon did what he set out to do. He defeated the Big Bad, restored peace to the lands and even snagged a hot vampire boyfriend out of it... so why does he feel so empty inside?![]()
“Ha! Does Agatha know we're coming?"
"It'll be a surprise!" Penny says.
"Surprise!" Baz singsongs. "It's your ex-boyfriend and his boyfriend and that girl you never liked very much!"”
Go ahead and shoot me. This isn't my favourite shirt.So.

2019? Better than 2020, I know that the year is almost over already, but still...






are they like ... lost on the moon
did their cranky convertible fly off like the flying lawnmower?
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But it was a mistake thinking of that as an end. There is no end. Bad things happen, and then they stop, but they keep on wreaking havoc inside of people.







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OMGOMGOMG
IM A TAD LATE ON THE REALIZATION THIS IS BEING RELEASED A WHOLE YEAR EARLIER TRAIN- WHY IS THIS IN CAPS TOO- SORRY IM STILL JUST A BIT EXCITED.
SQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2019! The year that will bring about mass bankruptcy among the bookish!