Antoine “Whitey” LeBlanc, Jr. has a big chip on his shoulder. The record-setting wide receiver for the New England Pirates is pissed off because the team threw him under the bus after he helped them win still another World Championship. Whitey’s jealous girlfriend, Shauntay, when not in her pricey Newbury Street apartment with walk-in closet full of designer shoes, is honing her marksmanship skills with a Worcester-made Kahr 9-millimeter at an indoor pistol range. With mystery money arranged by Shauntay, Whitey meets with a local gangster nicknamed “the Mayor of Somerville”—at a sleazy run-down motel on Route 1 in Danvers—to float a plan to blow up the legendary Fox Bowl, home of the Pirates. What could possibly go wrong? Filled with witty dialogue and surprising twists, this rollicking and hilarious narrative carries more dodges and weaves than an 80-yard run downfield and into the end zone. A springtime spoof - READ THIS BOOK! (And tell your football friends.)