Lurking in the darkest recesses of an ancient computer center lies an eldritch evil who really hates to have his marathon Doom sessions interrupted.
A ringing phone brings his malign attention to bear upon some snivelling, whiny, computer user who doesn't have the intelligence God gave a box of cake mix.
These are the tales of anguish and woe that befell the clueless gits who were stupid enough to seek his help. They dared call:
If you work in IT, and you need a good laugh... read this book. Its a collection of very short stories and each of those will find you smiling over 60 seconds.