"Probably lots more monsters lurking about than people give credit for.”
I love this author's writing style so much I named a shelf in its honor: old school. In this case, David Case writes like a movie script from an old Hammer Horror flick, with early 70's sensibilities, correct grammar, and a cheese-tastic story of Englishmen, mummies, and necromantic tablets. There's gypsies, linguists, and a murder mystery or two in a small town where most of the action occurs in the pub ran by the local gossip. The main character, an expert in ancient languages, has a dry sense of humor that caught my fancy.
My favorite conversation, between the linguist and the gossipy tavernkeep:
"You can park your car in the courtyard.”
“I haven’t a car.”
“That so?”
“I came on the train.”
“Well, isn’t that something?”
I agreed it was something.
It's those internal zingers that get me. All the time. The super-smart yet suave linguist becomes criminal detective, engaging with the locals as if he were a man of the common people, yet at the same time capable of achieving amazing feats of ancient textual interpretation:
"Find me the secret of the flesh, Ashley!” he cried. “I have the secret of the mind! Between us we have the key to eternity!”
That's some motivational speech from The Big Boss Mad Man Employer to get the job done. Obtaining the key to eternity is a much better incentive to work at arcane script than Musk's demand to work "long hours at high intensity" to the remains of his Twitter staff. I'll stick with mummification texts, thanks.
Eventually, our intrepid linguist is able to pry the secrets of the mind from his crazy boss, who then describes his discovery of the third grave. (There were two other graves, but they were duds. It was the third grave that held the mind. Literally.)
"...High in the central mountains, deep in brooding mahogany forests where stunted thorn trees claw at barren cliffs and the wind beats at the land with a pulsing rhythm compelling as the voodoo drums, I found the third grave. A mound of earth, no more, unmarked, unhallowed. I stood over it for a long while, certain at last that I’d ...."
Gives me goosebumps when I read that dramatic passage. It needs a rising musical score.
Eventually, linguist Ashley will solve the mystery, learn the secrets to eternity, and reject those secrets in the name of all that decent and good. And also in the name of Arabella, the sweet young thing that has recently started working in the Mad Boss's house. Super smart, super suave Ashley becomes king pimp daddy as well.
Perhaps we were joined for a lifetime. I looked at her. I was older than she, but having stared into the jaws of eternity, I realized that the fleeting years seemed insignificant. One lives a span, one grows old, one dies. That is as it should be. Exactly as it should be. I smiled, and Arabella smiled back.
I'm feeling very macho, very manly, very Ashley, right now. Cue the musical score.