The Analboros: A Collection Of Recursive Butt Pounding Tales

by Chuck Tingle

A sliver of light creeps through the darkness of an ancient chamber, the first fresh air to sweep through this mysterious hidden tomb in thousands of years. A handsome adventurer enters cautiously, scanning for traps as his eyes dart across every dust covered surface. Suddenly, his gaze stops on a thick tome of ageless lore, the one treasure he’s been searching for.The man rushes forward, throwing his trepidation aside as he stanches up the volume and opens to the first page. He begins to read, but as the words sweep through his mind they become difficult for a mere moral to comprehend, pulling the man deeper and deeper into a place of infinite cosmic recursion.As reality begins to melt in on itself, the adventurer has one final was it worth it?The mysteries of the universe coursing through his very being, the man smiles with satisfaction, transitioning into an existence beyond time or space. Moments later, his ancient book clatters to the stone floor, The Analboros printed in bold letters across its primordial cover.Collected within this volume are the following tales…Pounded In The Butt By My Own ButtPounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt”Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt’”Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt”’”Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt’”’”Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt”’”’”Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt’”’”’”

106 pages, Kindle Edition

Published February 23, 2019

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Dominika · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is one of those works that cement that Chuck Tingle is a brilliant writer.

I know what you're thinking: This is all a joke. His books are just clickbait with strange titles about getting pounded in the butt and strange amagamations of sentient objects made by Photoshop. And admittedly, there are certain tropes that emerge within the erotica portion of this (like it's still fine and if you're into the content, you'll get a rise from it, but it can get samey). But most people who see these books don't take them seriously and don't think there would be any substance within them. That is where you're wrong.

Each subsequent sequel to the original "Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt" delves deeper into existentialism and the meaning of writing. What starts as a pretty typical story of a scientist creating a clone of his own butt, turns into an author insert story which then puts Dr. Chuck Tingle in the role of a god. These stories are about the process and what it means to be able to create divinely. The erotica is just a bonus to the rest of it.

[Jansu · Rating 1 out of 5]

5/5 meme potential
But 1/5 because I had to read a lot porn to get to the memes

[K · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wasn't expecting this to be a meta surrealist masterpiece... But here we are!

I've been following chuck online for ages but found his back catalogue intimidating and was unsure where to start. This was perfect and I'll probably do some anthologies of his other major themes as well.

Funny, philosophical and full of hot butts!

[Zak · Rating 4 out of 5]

Je ne connaissais que les titres (vraiment bizarres) de ses nouvelles. J'étais curieux de savoir comment on pouvait écrire quelque chose sur de tels... concepts? Et c'est plutôt bien fait (par contre c'est plus une oeuvre de SF, méta, bizarre etc que vraiment un livre érotique).