Am I a virgin? I think I am. I mean it went in her but it was floppy and it wasn’t very nice so I think I am a virgin. I’m going to say I am. Will look better on me uni applications.
Liverpool, 1989. Greg is thirteen. He has just started secondary school. He earns pocket money sweeping up hair in a barbers. Girls are aliens. Liverpool FC are everything. Edinburgh, 2012. Greg has an extraordinary story to tell you. Bottleneck is a vibrant coming‐of‐age story about becoming a man through adventures both big and small. It is about a notorious city; Liverpool. How the outside worlds views it. And how it views the outside world.
Botleneck was first presented by HighTide Festival Theatre at the Edinburgh Festival, August 1 2012, directed by Steven Atkinson.
Okay. So I have decidedly mixed feelings. On the one hand, I appreciate this isn't a 'Hillsborough play,' and it's about how tragedy smashes into normality. I appreciate that Barnes is actually tackling this subject. There's flashes of subtlety in there, but I found the text itself a bit... meh. Greg is a weird character. He's typical of a particular kind of representation of working class people, with all the misogyny and violence that comes with it, but there's little attempt to humanise him, and if the fact he survived the crush at Hillsbrough is meant to humanise him... then I find that a bit icky. Also I found how the monologue was written to be a bit distracting, I just kept thinking BUT NO ONE WOULD SAY IT LIKE THAT. Unless I'm less familiar with the slang of Bootle than I thought I was.