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Book One: Samantha Declan thought it was just going to be a typical hellacious Friday at the bank. That was before two seven foot tall giants came in trying to pass off stolen jewels like a couple of idiots. But after an ass stun move, she wakes up on a ship, bound for outer space, and then the fun REALLY starts....
Book Two: Cole was going home when the opportunity arose for a little recon on the Troglydons. There's just one problem: she didn't count on getting caught, and she sure as hell never expected Hauk to come to her rescue. (Contains Intergalactic Bad Boys and Intergalactic Pain in the Ass)
Book Two: Cole was going home when the opportunity arose for a little recon on the Troglydons. There's just one problem: she didn't count on getting caught, and she sure as hell never expected Hauk to come to her rescue. (Contains Intergalactic Bad Boys and Intergalactic Pain in the Ass)
288 pages, Paperback
Published June 1, 2005
About the author
Jaide Fox
77 books65 followersJaide Fox has always had a passion for fantasy and the paranormal, having discovered both at a young age and devouring every book she could get her hands on, watching every movie that even hinted at her interests. It wasn't until she was in high school that her mother introduced her to romance--and she was hopelessly hooked.
Eroticism has never really been a part of fantasy, nor romance, and Jaide craved to see the two combined. Not able to find anything on the current market, she decided she'd write her own books to satisfy herself.
Jaide hopes readers will enjoy her first offering from NCP. She has many more novels planned and is currently breathing life into other adventures.
She lives in the middle of nowhere in a swamp, surrounded by all sorts of wild creatures (including snakes and spiders--which she gets rid of on sight!) and one mottled black cat who ambushes her from time to time.
Also writes Erotic Historical Romances under Julia Keaton and Celeste Anwar.
Eroticism has never really been a part of fantasy, nor romance, and Jaide craved to see the two combined. Not able to find anything on the current market, she decided she'd write her own books to satisfy herself.
Jaide hopes readers will enjoy her first offering from NCP. She has many more novels planned and is currently breathing life into other adventures.
She lives in the middle of nowhere in a swamp, surrounded by all sorts of wild creatures (including snakes and spiders--which she gets rid of on sight!) and one mottled black cat who ambushes her from time to time.
Also writes Erotic Historical Romances under Julia Keaton and Celeste Anwar.
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June 27, 2008
Very sexy and very funny!
"Intergalactic Bad Boys" by Jaide Fox was a very entertaining read. It's the story of two American women who end up being kidnapped by a crew of drunk aliens who are off on a 'weekend with the boys'. Their ship develops mechanical problems and Earth appears to be the nearest breathable spot to land and repair their ship. But while waiting, they realize they are out of brew!! OK, no more. This is just how it starts so you can see it's pretty funny!
If aliens hung like stallions, outerspace aprodisiacs, zero-gravity sex, famous movie spoofs, aliens afraid to pee on Earth buildings, confused bank tellers, and alien bar brawls don't sound interesting, you shouldn't read this book. The only problem I had was some editing issues, but it didn't bother me enough to spoil my reading pleasure!!
WARNING: Graphic descriptions of hot alien sex, mild BDSM, and many hilarious movie spoofs.
"Intergalactic Bad Boys" by Jaide Fox was a very entertaining read. It's the story of two American women who end up being kidnapped by a crew of drunk aliens who are off on a 'weekend with the boys'. Their ship develops mechanical problems and Earth appears to be the nearest breathable spot to land and repair their ship. But while waiting, they realize they are out of brew!! OK, no more. This is just how it starts so you can see it's pretty funny!
If aliens hung like stallions, outerspace aprodisiacs, zero-gravity sex, famous movie spoofs, aliens afraid to pee on Earth buildings, confused bank tellers, and alien bar brawls don't sound interesting, you shouldn't read this book. The only problem I had was some editing issues, but it didn't bother me enough to spoil my reading pleasure!!
WARNING: Graphic descriptions of hot alien sex, mild BDSM, and many hilarious movie spoofs.
December 9, 2015
Some aliens get drunk while flying their spaceship and have to crash-land at earth and restock their supplies and make repairs. They're all male and look human, except for being taller and better built than most. During their very brief stay on earth, Tor (the leader) ends up kidnapping Samantha, a woman who works at the bank and who called the cops when she thought she recognized him as the recent diamond thief in the news. During the commotion, he grabbed her and took her with him because she was making such a fuss. Of course, they have to leave in a hurry and take her with them when they fly off. She doesn't like Tor at first but it's a romance novel. What do you think happens?
This was totally a ripoff from Johanna Lindsey's Warrior series. Considering that that series wasn't even all that great, I can't believe someone would not only rip off the idea, but make an even worse book... Even the phrase at the end "keeper of my heart" is very similar to a phrase Lindsey uses. In particular, Samantha and Cole (the other woman who got kidnapped), are absolutely idiotic. The women's escape attempts were just insane, so stupid that I cringed, but OK, I admit that when they were tied up together and trying to wriggle free, I had to laugh at Cole's, "Ow! I don't have balls but it still hurts when you put your knees there."
Not a memorable book, but it did have a few funny moments. I'm just not that into erotica, which is part of the problem, and also--this is just my personal preference--I get more into romance novels that have some deep drama. I think that this is probably a good choice for people enjoy the sillier side of romance novels.
This was totally a ripoff from Johanna Lindsey's Warrior series. Considering that that series wasn't even all that great, I can't believe someone would not only rip off the idea, but make an even worse book... Even the phrase at the end "keeper of my heart" is very similar to a phrase Lindsey uses. In particular, Samantha and Cole (the other woman who got kidnapped), are absolutely idiotic. The women's escape attempts were just insane, so stupid that I cringed, but OK, I admit that when they were tied up together and trying to wriggle free, I had to laugh at Cole's, "Ow! I don't have balls but it still hurts when you put your knees there."
Not a memorable book, but it did have a few funny moments. I'm just not that into erotica, which is part of the problem, and also--this is just my personal preference--I get more into romance novels that have some deep drama. I think that this is probably a good choice for people enjoy the sillier side of romance novels.
August 13, 2025
One of the most silly, cheesy, ridiculous books I've ever read. I felt I was reading a really cheap Star Wars/Star Trek ripoff episode. I loved it. (hehe, so I have a strange sense of humor...)
May 31, 2011
I still don't know how i ended up reading this book but anyway it wasn't really bad ,it was entertaining at times and quite funny,the sex (this book is more erotica than anything else) was pretty hot but what bugged me really was that it actually had some potential.
I know that this genre doesn't produce masterpieces but i have read books i quite enjoyed and re-read a few times. It could have been one of those, it almost seemed like a teaser of a book from all the things that were mentioned but not developed further.The Intergalactic federation or what that thing was called and why the earth was not ready to join, what happened between Hauk and Cole, the description of the city was intriguing and i wished we could have "seen" the capital too and not to forget the Holly Wars that got all the priests killed!
It said a few interesting things then a long sex scene and then an abrupt change (the wedding after one day!!!) and more sex and then another interesting bit of info and then some more sex.Ok i know it seems like too much thought and too long a review for this kind of book but it's not like the are no good books with great storyline and characters and hot sex too,this could have been one.Too bad
I know that this genre doesn't produce masterpieces but i have read books i quite enjoyed and re-read a few times. It could have been one of those, it almost seemed like a teaser of a book from all the things that were mentioned but not developed further.The Intergalactic federation or what that thing was called and why the earth was not ready to join, what happened between Hauk and Cole, the description of the city was intriguing and i wished we could have "seen" the capital too and not to forget the Holly Wars that got all the priests killed!
It said a few interesting things then a long sex scene and then an abrupt change (the wedding after one day!!!) and more sex and then another interesting bit of info and then some more sex.Ok i know it seems like too much thought and too long a review for this kind of book but it's not like the are no good books with great storyline and characters and hot sex too,this could have been one.Too bad
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May 22, 2009
I picked this up off the TBR shelf on the way out the door. Bad mistake. I was marooned with no options - so after reading the first 50 pages or so [wherein the very drunk bunch of aliens manged to crash their hot new sport rocket due to reckless driving and then go off looking for babes and brew:] I entertained myself with coming up with alternative titles:
Frat Boys in Space
Aliens Gone Wild
Spaceballs Meets Animal House... to name a few!
Since I only read 50 pages it MIGHT have gotten better...
Frat Boys in Space
Aliens Gone Wild
Spaceballs Meets Animal House... to name a few!
Since I only read 50 pages it MIGHT have gotten better...
August 17, 2013
A fun erotic romp. If you're looking for pair of fun little sci-fi novellas that are more like a novel with parts 1 and 2, contain a little sweet romance and lots of reasonably hot (certainly graphic) sex and not much depth, this book will work for you.
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August 29, 2007I found this while doing alpha (shelf-reading) at Borders.... I don't even know what to say about it except: we actually sold it!
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