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400 pages, Paperback
First published September 4, 2018
I was in the cab on the way there when it occurred to me that any number of homes might be found at Twenty-third and Madison. So I emailed Brady back to ask him for a more precise address.
“Hahaha, I wish I knew the address,” he replied.
Brady didn’t know his home address? Another point in favor of the prank theory. At the very least, Brady’s casual ignorance of this most basic personal data reinforced the notion that he did not dwell in the pedestrian realm of slobs who must remember street addresses. (58)
Athletes are never supposed to criticize fans like this, especially home fans. According to the settled norms of pro sports, customers should enjoy full absolution for any form of verbal abuse they perpetrate, by the power vested in them by their status as “fans who spend their hard-earned money”—always hard-earned—“to buy their tickets and come to games.” They pay the players’ salaries, dammit. (187)I’ve heard the comparison before that the draft is a lot like slaves being sold at auction; the owners are primarily old white wealthy men and the players are African-American. The players are “bought” based on their bodily strength and skills—it’s not too much of a leap to see well the comparison works. Leibovich does not go quite that far in his book, but he does say that it is disturbing to hear newly drafted players refer to their coaches and the team owners as their “owners” because it’s so close to the truth: players, no matter their contract, can be traded (sold) away to another team without their permission. The aforementioned Eric Winston came to realize (as other players do) that fans consider him to be “merely a dancing elephant paid to perform” and don’t care about him as a human being, but only as a football player. “The prevailing sentiment Winston heard from fans during that time was that players were paid well; they should just shut up and play” (187-188). Where have we heard that before?
There is much about the Membership that is “inadvertent,” starting with who gets to join this freakish assembly. They are quite a bunch: old money and new, recovering drug addicts and born-again Christians and Orthodox Jews; sweethearts, criminals, and a fair number of Dirty Old Men. They are tycoons of enlarged ego, delusion, and prostate whose ranks include heir-owners like the Maras, Rooneys, and Hunts, of the Giants, Steelers, and Chiefs, respectively, whose family names conjure league history and muddy fields, sideline fedoras and NFL Films. There is also a truck-stop operator whose company admitting to defrauding its customers in a $92 million judicial settlement, a duo of New Jersey real estate developers who were forced to pay $84.5 million on compensatory damages because, according to judge, they “used organized crime-type activities” to fleece their business partners, an energy baron who funded an antigay initiative, a real estate giant married to a Walmart heiress, tax evaders, etc…Trails of ex-wives, litigants, estranged children, and fired coaches populate their histories. (29)“The NFL had long factored in Trump’s well-documented Wannabe Complex: his craving for acceptance from the real billionaires and real tough guys whose ranks he desperately wanted to join…Trump did not come close to passing muster with the Membership. He was, for starters, not considered sufficiently solvent or transparent to proffer a serious bid. Football owners, as it turns out, get a much closer look at a candidate’s finances than electorates do” (231).