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322 pages, Kindle Edition
Published March 14, 2019
Amen, brotha. But I was not inspired by this running book in the same way I was by Born to Run, for example. As the short chapters wore on I found myself increasingly rubbed the wrong way by the author, whose humble-bragging was cringeworthy: personal stats for each week's run, excuses for subpar performances, and always how much he beat his teenage sons by... items better suited for a private logbook than a memoir. Mortimer seems like the kind of guy who would write his own Wikipedia article and then claim he didn't.
In one of the final chapters he mentions in passing that it wasn't until middle age that he took up running. He did it to improve his health, and apparently lost 40 pounds. I would've loved to hear more about that. What a triumph! But perhaps Mortimer was afraid it would expose a weakness to his readers?
On a side note, I was delighted by the book's British English and I started keeping track of every phrase and spelling that differed from my American English:
9 standardise
13 realise
19 colour, favourite
20 I wonder who will come first
20 shopping trolley, ploughed
22 tennis racquets, 800 metres
23 in respect of
26 press-ups, aeroplane
27 treble, 13 stone 2 lbs
30 organisers, travelling
31 coach stop, cancelling
32 humour
33 chap, cinema
34 brilliant
37 neighbour
39 gale
48 behaviour
58 landlady, pub
69 flavour
72 fulfil, fulfilment, recognise
76 colourful
79 colours
80 cognisant
92 bring on
93 maths, maths teacher
95 honour
97 demoralising
99 endeavours, tantalisingly
100 haemorrhage
107 lie in
109 work surface
113 finalised
115 organisation
116 pub
119 called
126 labour
130 smouldering
142 ageing, bullock
156 beauty spot
160 tarmac
161 bucks fizz
189 recognising
197 endeavours
198 analyse, criticise
200 posh
202 bollard
204 prioritise
213 judgement
217 besotted
218 hen night
221 spoilt
274 doughnuts
276 Mr
277 1 degree centigrade
277 fillip
278 klaxon
279 Go on Ian
279 shingle beaches
280 stiles
281 nattering
282 energised, motorbike, carriageway
283 apologise
284 3 stone overweight
285 Lucozade Sport
288 yoghurt
296 favour
305 cheeky