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170 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1993
Sid said, "You can always do something, if you've got nothing to lose."
"Shit. Why are we whispering?"
"Because amphetamines induce paranoia."
Down into Hollywood, speed limit cautious. Pat spoke out of character. "This is Duane. Fritz had an appendicitis and sent him in as a sub. He says he's solid."
Blip: Fritz said he'd been tailed by a primer-gray car.
Blip: Skylark/fresh paint/new permanent license.
Blip: tails on Chrissy.
Blip: light-colored and primer-gray = similar.
25, 40, 60, 70 -- double the speed limit. Blood streaks on my windshield -- I hit the wipers and thinned it red to pink. No sight of the Ford; sirens behind me.
Treadwell also has two charming brothers, Miller and Leroy. Both are registered sex offenders and do not seem to care much about the gender of their conquests. In fact, Leroy rather likes those of the four-footed persuasion.
"You from Gila Bend?"
"Yeah."
"What's to do there?"
"Set dog's tails on fire and watch flies fuck, drink, fight, and chase your sister."
More "ka-raacks" pulsated through me -- and I didn't know if they were gunshots or parts of my brains going blooey. Enveloped by dust and vapor fumes, I heard, "Legs! Legs, boy! Run!" I obeyed, stumble-running full-out.
Davis hooted, "Ain't got no lights!" and a moment later I saw the Wayside Honor Rancho turnoff sign. Davis saw it too, decelerated, pumped the floorboard and hooted "Ain't got no brakes!" I shut my eyes and felt Li'l Assdragger [the name of their car] shimmy. Then it was a triple fishtail-doughnut combo, and we were stone-cold still in the northbound lane, staring down the headlights of death.
I ["Buzz" Meeks] decided to play both ends against the middle. A thought just hit me: that I'm writing this story because I miss Howard and Mickey, and telling it gives me a chance to be with them again. Keep that in mind -- that I loved them -- even though they were both world-class shitheels.
... whoever killed him had tried to burn off his fingerprints -- the tips on both hands were scorched black, which meant that the killer was an amateur: the only way to eliminate prints is to do some chopping.
"I empathize. Want to have dinner some time?"
"I think not."
"I'll try again then."
"The answer won't change. Do you do other work for the Bendish estate? Besides walk the man's dog, I mean."
"I look after the house. Come over some time. Bring your Lab, we'll double."
"Do you thrive on rejections, Mr. Klein?"
Basko was trying to hump the Lab -- but no go. "Yeah, I do."
"Well, until the next one, then. Good day."
I kicked the day's third corpse off of me, stumbled to the bathroom, rummaged through the medicine cabinet, and found witch hazel.
My trigger finger itched to dispense .45 caliber justice.
a car swerved in front of me and a large man jumped out, aimed, and fired at the running figure -- once, twice, three times. A fourth shot sent Bob Murikami spiraling over the cliff, the money bag sailing, spilling greenbacks. I pulled my roscoe, shot the shooter in the back, and watched him go down in a clump of crabgrass.