1.5 stars rounded down. (The extra half star is for Leo Nickolls, who did the cover design, which is awesome.)
This book has a premise with a lot of potential, but it's poorly executed both in content and in the quality of the writing. In theory it's a retelling of the Robin Hood fable, but with a backdrop of faeries and dryads, except it doesn't really deliver on either.
The main character is tween/teen Nick, who carts around a minor goddess, Elena, in tiny a silver cup (or maybe it's a pitcher, that's not consistent). Nick is in the care of the clergy at an Abbey just outside of Nottinghamshire and spends a lot of time reading the scrolls he's supposed to be embellishing, and we're initially led to believe this will be HIGHLY IMPORTANT, but it's not. He and his friends Dom and Henry sneak out of the abbey all the time under threat of punishment (that never happens) and are inexplicably afraid of and/or bored by the many named prefects, fathers, maesters, dungeon masters, and other titled men at the abbey who really serve no purpose. As it also turns out, Nick doesn't really serve much of a purpose either, except to cart Elena around.
The main merry-man is not Robin of Locksley, but instead Little John, who is a tree dwelling dryad and basically king of the forest. Cool, so far so good. He needs to get into a faery mound to save his human love, Jane, and he needs the de ex machina goddess living in Nick's cup to get Jane out, but Elena can only help Little John if Nick agrees to "let her go," even though Elena regularly peaces out and does her own thing without Nick's knowledge or consent. This rescue can ONLY happen on Midsummer Night's Eve under some super special set of confusing circumstances whence Elena can open the door to the "ensorcelled" faery mound (never mind that there are apparently lots of other entrances to the faery mound as it turns out, they are just, high up or something, and mortals would fall to their deaths - except, Little John isn't mortal...).
Jane meanwhile is enslaved by the faery Queen Mab, and is forced to scrub floors and embroider or mend clothing for all for all of the faeries. Time "works different" under the mound, and she'd not sure how long she's been down there. It's been decades (probably 50ish years) but she thinks it's maybe been a year. At one point, on May Day (?? maybe? I'm not sure exactly...) the faeries all leave the mound, bringing Jane with them, and go to a village celebration - WHICH LITTLE JOHN IS AT - but apparently he doesn't recognize her or realize she's there or something, and can't rescue her then.
Meanwhile, our other players:
Tuck, he's the head father of the Abbey and is supposed to be in exile, but instead has gone back to live with the forest folk and also as an itinerant priest. He actually has the most action and the most interesting story, and really all he does is wander around.
There's the Huntsman, and some sort of water sprite (goddess? she's also supposed to be St. Anne I think) whose name escapes me, and at first I thought they were Robin Hood and Maid Marian, except, they aren't. They are some other random characters/lovers but at one point I thought they were maybe brother and sister? Super confusing.
Robin Hood as it turns out is cursed, and sometimes he's tall handsome man, and sometimes he's grotesque bouncing gnome (this is not explained right away, I thought they were two different characters at first). Still a good archer though, and is apparently robbing the rich, but you don't ever see it, it's just mentioned in passing. Maid Marian is also cursed and hidden away somewhere, and they offer up not one, but two different places she might be locked away, and Tuck keeps telling Robin they'll find her, AND THEY NEVER DO. This plot point is just completely dropped.
Will Scarlett makes an appearance as a minstrel human / pretty red bird.
The Sheriff of Nottingham is apparently a jerk who hassles a dairy maid, and kidnaps the water sprite, but he's not even as big of an asshole as the sheriff in the Disney cartoon with the foxes. The kidnapped water sprite also does some things back at the castle that makes you think there will be a big battle to save Maid Marian, but, see above. Nope.
Lastly we have Hilde, Dom's twin sister. She's locked away in a convent behind another ensorcelled door and is being beaten by one of the nuns! Until, a friendlier nun is like, oh, you want to leave? It's not a prison. Here's your cloak and a bundle of cheese and bread. Bye! We never find out why the door is locked by sorcery.
Jane gets rescued (no surprise there), and the faeries are destroyed! Or not. Everything kind of collapses and Nick uses a sort of magic Elena has endowed him with to get out of the mound with Hilde and Tuck. Little John and Jane escape too, and I guess we are supposed to assume they live happily ever after - their story just stops abruptly after they get out of the collapsing mound (with ZERO THOUGHT about Tuck, Nick, or Hilde, which is a dick move on Little John's part BTW, given their relationship).
Anyway, I spent half the book thinking Robin Hood was a different person than he actually was, not really caring about most of the characters, and just generally being confused about WTF was going on. There were so many little thoughts that got started and were left unfinished, and instead I had to read about clergy in exile causing the bells to stop ringing, or other abbey minutia.
The writing is also just... not great. For example, Atwood randomly throws in words to make it seem more "middle ages" but instead it just seems laughably out of place. I almost rounded my star rating up because I thought this was a debut, but it turns out Rachel Atwood is one of 2-3 pen names for another author and she's written a LOT of books. Hence, rounding down.
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This book was part of my "Fantasy Grab Bag" selection. Grab bags are one of the things my library system is doing during Covid while they are closed and you can't go in and browse the shelves. You can pick from a couple of things and get a surprise bag of 5 books.