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173 pages, Paperback
First published March 20, 2014

I cannot tell you how much I love bacon...and smelling it all day was like a little slice of heaven in the hell on earth I now call my life."
Oh my God, somebody please come kidnap me. I won't struggle, won't scream. I will come with you quietly."
I couldn't help but notice you look extremely bored."...I'm pretty sure you are bored off your ass and that if you never hear another word about Star Wars again in your life it will be too soon."
Oh hell, this man is going to give me a lady boner without even trying. He has to be one of the sexiest men I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on. His words are not poetry, but the way they flow out of his mouth makes me weak."
Um, Ashley, you may want to avoid the bathroom for a good twenty minutes because I just dropped a giant deuce that would make a grown man cry like a baby."



