Hellbelly Hillbilly

by Michael Kelly

Vacationing teens camping in the woods near a family of drug-crazed, murderous, cannibalistic rednecks... Sounds like a classic horror recipe, right? Right, but this recipe's got enough bad taste to give 1970s fashion a run for its money. We've got buzz saws, bolt croppers, amputations, drugs, dismemberings, dope, depravity, disembowelings, hatchets, guns, torsos, blood, guts and feces, hillbillies, hookers, junkies, the most resilient condom in history, and oh lordy, we've got too many dungarees to count. Leave whatever passes for 'normal' in your neck of the woods at the door, and come in armed with a strong stomach. If you ever pointed and laughed at something you shouldn't, this book may be for you. If you didn't, it's probably best to walk on by.

145 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 19, 2019

Reviews

[May Panayi]

What a wild, weird ride of a read! Did I feel sorry for any of the characters in this story? Not really, they were pretty universally despicable. Did I like any of them? Nope, can't say I did. Did any of them deserve their fates? Probably not; no one is so evil as to deserve the things that happen in this book. Was I grossed out? Oh yes, for sure. Was I amused? Yep, I have to admit, I was. The perverse imagination that created this tale belongs to a man who can visit extremely dark places and mix them up with humour along with the best of them. If you like coarse, rude, gross, perverse, and also very darkly funny, this is just the book for you. It will almost certainly stray out of any comfort zones you may have, into territories that haunt your disturbed nights. I won't go into any specific details, no ne wants spoilers after all. I'll just say; read this book if you are brave enough, and ready to be amused by outre debauchery. A brilliant and unforgettable read.

[Orion]

OMG! It was scary, nasty, bloody, gory, and downright disgusting. I highly recommend it!

[Peculiar Paige]

Silly.

[Doug]

I liked reading this book, i read so many books in a month it is had to keep track of them all. would like to see more like this one also.