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6 pages, Audible Audio
Published February 19, 2019


Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to bend them in half until they break, and then shake the shit out of them until their light turns on.
—Cobie's secret thoughts
" Maybe eating a donut wasn't cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was cheating on my donuts. "
" I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll be that tasty basket of fries and you'll want me then. "
" If you're woman isn't the most annoying person on the planet, she's not the woman for you. "


