As is typical of many Sara Craven heroines, Christina is hopeless for anything other than a Gothic adventure. A couple of years before the story begins, Christina’s godmother pulled her out of school and said Christina was better off doing odd jobs and a bit of gardening than furthering her education. Because what do women like Christina need education and careers for anyway? They’ll just end up married and arranging dinner parties and having babies.
While Christina is mildly pretty, there’s no real hint that she’s traffic-stopping beautiful, and she’s not terribly smart. She seems to have fit into the lady’s companion groove her godmother established without any sense that she’s missed out. Sure, she’s a little glum. She’s an orphan, she has no money, and now that her godmother’s dead she’s not quite sure what to do. Godmother promised she’d provide for Christina, kept hinting that it would a pretty good provision as well, but she’s left Christina no money. That’s all gone to actual family members, who are keen to turf Christina out of the idyllic little cottage that’s been her only real home (aww).
They even have a horrible au pair job lined up for Christina, which I thought was really quite decent of them. They’re under no obligation at all, so even if it is a horrible job it’s a good start but of course Christina is dreading it. So she really lucks in when a mysterious old lady shows up and offers to take her to the Caribbean.
So, the old lady’s story is that she was friends with Christina’s godmother, and they’ve had numerous chats about working out Christina’s future. She gives off some bad vibes, but Christina is eager to take a vague job on the other side of the world over the drudgery her Godmother’s relatives have proposed.
So she packs up her pitiful clothing rags, and it’s off to the islands. Before they head to the smaller island where the old lady runs her dead husband’s sugar plantation, Christina escapes for the afternoon to wander about the town. She meets a psychic who tells her she’s going to meet the devil. Fun! She gets chased by some youths, and is rescued by a sexy man. She’s not all that grateful, and he’s not all that impressed by her competence at keeping herself out of trouble, but sparks do fly.
Old lady is very cranky about Christina taking off by herself, and Christina starts to get the hint that maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all.
When they arrive at Archangel, Christina is shown to the best guest bedroom and is treated like she’s the most interesting thing to happen in years. She meets a servant girl who is not quite rude to her, but there are hints that rudeness will occur in the near future. And she meets the heir. He’s crazypants, and the whole ‘why she’s there’ becomes clear to the reader, although not so much Christina, because she’s dim. The old lady’s plan is to marry Christina to the crazypants heir, and somehow keep crazypants under control enough to impregnate Christina and make more babies for the old lady to control. While crazypants is not setting fires to watch things burn, or flaying small animals and leaving them out as offerings, it’s hinted that he could probably go that way pretty quickly.
If you’re like me, you’re wondering, why Christina? Why go all the way to England to get some hopeless girl when there are probably dozens of hopeless girls closer to home? And while the plot does deal with the specifics of why Christina, the underlying answer is snobbery. Christina is a good white middle class English girl and can therefore be expected to do as she’s told and maintain certain snobby standards. A lot of Sara Craven girls are married for their good white middle class heritage. It’s linked to the skills all Sara Craven heroes want, which is someone to organise the dinner parties that are part of the social lives of their business networks.
Christina’s one awesome moment, the moment that elevates her from numpty heroine to sexy little beast, comes at her second encounter with the hero. The hero is Devlin Brandon, and he’s the old lady’s nephew, and the old lady is definitely doing him out of the sugar business. She’s also doing the sugar business very wrong, even Christina knows that. I think Christina might read the newspapers, but that does nothing to make me think she’s intelligent.
Anyway, Devlin has a beach hut and a yacht. Christina stumbles across his beach hut while exploring and discovers that he’s an artist. She’s particularly interested in the small naked carving of the not-yet-rude servant girl, and draws her own conclusions. Devlin comes across her, sparks fly, and she bites him. It’s all deeply erotic and it made me think that there was hope for her, because under all that dim glum passivity she had the potential to be a bedtime tiger.
As a Gothic heroine, Christina is suitably wary of the old lady, ridiculously blind to the scare factor of crazypants’ crazy antics, and tortured by jealousy and suspicion over what Devlin is really doing, and how he fits in with the hinted at family secrets and general miasma of family evil. It’s her job to get everything wrong, and she does it with gusto.
Devlin’s a carefully managed hero. He’s been wronged out of the family sugar business by his aunt, and the family tension is all about them not quite getting into a gunfight over it. I rate the old lady, she was a nasty scrapper. However, because he’s the hero he still has to come across as competent and boss of every situation, which mean that his actual problems were, at times, a bit vague. I think if Christina hadn’t bitten him nothing would have happened, because there’s no way he actually needed a dinner party wife. I think it appealed to the artist in him, where he could appreciate her subtle erotic power under a very bland exterior.
All up, this is a satisfying island gothic, with madness and family secrets, passions and tensions and storms and a poor clueless heroine trying to integrate her desperate want to go to bed with a sexy man with her overall blandness.