This collection is a long-time favorite of my kids, so it was a nostalgic read for us, especially for my now 18-year-old son, who still remembers this poem, which used to reduce him to helpless laughter when he was much younger:
If
If a baseball breaks a window,
does it cause the window pain?
If it rains upon a lion,
do the droplets water mane?
If you try to wring a lemon.
can you hear the lemon peal?
If you dream that you are fishing,
is your dream of fishing real?
If an ogre is unhappy,
does it utter giant sighs?
If you catch a booby snooping,
are you sure the booby pries?
If you bleach a bag of garbage,
do you turn the garbage pale?
If you tell a horse a story,
could it be a pony tale?
If you wish to paint a whistle,
will you make the whistle blue?
If you're stuck inside a chimney,
do you suffer from the flue?
If you sketch an escalator,
did you practice drawing stairs?
If you separate two rabbits,
are you really splitting hairs?
If you're filling in a doughnut,
do you make the doughnut whole?
If you're posing as a muffin,
are you acting out a roll?
If your conversation sparkles,
do you thank your diamond mind?
If you're followed by a grizzly,
do you have a bear behind?