I like the premise of this book, but having just begun reading, I am becoming skeptical. First of all there are no quotation marks to indicate speech vs. thought / narrative. ( Does this author believe she is James Joyce? ) Secondly I really did not want to know what 80+ year-old Marlene Dietrich's poop looks like. Knowing that her chamber pot holds a crescent shaped deposit is an image I do not need in my head. To be continued...…… I am having more problems with the author's choices about "facts" to include in the narrative. In 1961 Marlene slept with John Kennedy in the White House. We all know that he was a womanizer, so the idea of their liaison is not shocking to me, but do we need to know that she allowed him to skip wearing a condom and then douched with vinegar to prevent pregnancy. As a "child of the sixties", I do not think of myself as a prude. I was not shocked by the illicit sex, but found the additional information to be unnecessary. If the author is added these details to be titillating, she is failing. In addition Marlene establishes a sexual relationship with Anna Mae Wong which also does not bother me in any way. I do not need to hear, however, that Marlene licked her finger before stimulating her partner. This author seems to be an exhibitionist. I find these unnecessary and vulgar additions to be offensive. To be continued..... OK, I am reading again. We learn about Ann May Wong beginning around the time of the photograph in 1928. We learn the story of a Jewish journalist who interviews her in Berlin. We go off on his story line. WHY????? Then the narrative begins to follow the story line of Leni Riefenstahl. We have finally gotten over the obsession with stools, douches, finger-licking, and other bodily functions. Au contraire…. Suddenly on page 106 we have to learn that Leni has a UTI and that her urine is bloody, thick and foul smelling. Someone please tell me how this enhances the fictional biography????? So we move forward with Leni. My assumption ( foolish person, never assume) was that we would begin with her early work shortly after the photograph. As I read I realized that the war had begun and the year was 1939 to 1940 - deduced by references to battles in North Africa and to "Gone with the Wind" and "Destry Rides Again" with Marlene - both made in 1939. What happened to the 10 missing years? Riefenstahl's most important film, "Triumph of The Will" was made in 1935. This documentary of the Nuremberg rally is probably still the most effective propaganda film ever made. This is not important to the story line? Again on page 125 we learn that production of her current film has been delayed because of those recurring UTI symptoms.... "Triumph" does not merit a page, but the UTI's do??? So we move forward?? with Leni... She visits Goebbels to get money for her latest production which is continuing to be delayed because of her "bladder colic". The date is still close to 1939 - 1940. Now we have the stage hands Haas & Schmitz ( just wait ).. We then without indication of time we jump back to 1924 and 1926 (we only know by film references ). Leni meets with Hitler in 1932.. Then we are back to war time - we only know this because of a quote ( no quotation marks remember ) "When we took the Netherlands...." Then Leni is filming "Tiefland" ( filming ran from 1940 - 1944 ). We only know this because of a dead wolf - yes, a dead wolf. ( The film was not completed before WWII ended and was released after 1954 when it was decided that Leni was an "innocent" and not a Nazi.... ) Next page it is 1945 and the Leipzig zoo is being bombed. Twenty-one years with no logic, chronology, or help with identification of time... Whew!! The next section is titled "Josef von Sternberg Pays a Visit to a Zen Buddhist Mental Asylum in Kyoto". I know, I didn't understand the heading or the story line either, but I was ready to go back to Kyoto ( a truly beautiful city ) and find said asylum.... He does not merit the pages devoted to him. We have Von Sternberg only because he "discovered" Marlene and is directing "Shanghai Express". The narrative concerns time in or shortly before 1932. Both Anna and Marlene are in the film. The remaining pages of the chapter seem to stay in this time frame and keep the content devoted to two of the three main characters of the book. Next chapter: "The Collection Camp for Nonsedentary Persons of Roma and Sinti Descent in Bucolic Salzburg". ( The Sinti are a Romani people of Central Europe. ) ( I explain this fact since Ms. Koe does not. ) "Even Leni could not recall the original deadline for " Tiefland"… her bladder colic was a blessing in disguise." Groan!! In 1940 she needs extras for the film and discovers a cheap source, the "holding camp" for nomadic Roma and Sinti people. They are a little thin, but you could just add more clothes. So much for Leni's lack of knowledge of camps. Remember Haas and Schmitz?? We are now with them in the Libyan desert. The year is unknown - the desert campaign ran from 1940 to 1943. Your guess is as good as mine. As we well know women were scarce in the desert, so we hear about the men masturbating - fine. Haas and Schmitz have a homosexual encounter. Also fine, but I did not need to know the excrement on the penis detail. Why do I keep reading this book??? To be continued... Schmitz is killed in the desert beside Haas. Back at filming "Tiefland" Leni has required a new wolf. We are in 1939 / 1940. One page later and it is 1938. Leni is sent to the U.S. by Goebbels to attempt to build film agreements for German productions. Hopes are high because "Olympia" her film/s about the 1936 Olympic games in Berlin is successful. During her U. S. tour Kristallnacht or the Night of Broken Glass November 9/10 happens and all appointments are cancelled except for one with Walt Disney. Disney??? Yes, true.. Leni is back in New York at a MoMA for a screening of "Triumph of the Will". I thought she was in LA. The only documentation I could find concerning MoMA and the film was as follows: "The Museum of Modern Art’s film curator Iris Barry acquired a print from the Reichsfilmarchiv during her 1936 tour of Europe. Adding Riefenstahl’s Triumph to MoMA’s new film library, Barry included an excerpt in a documentary program at Washington’s Mayflower Hotel in May 1936, shown to an audience of dignitaries that included Supreme Court justices, cabinet members, and congressmen. Another print seemed to have circulated in members-only screenings sponsored by the German-American Bund; in July 1939, there was at least one theatrical screening at the 96th Street Theatre in Manhattan’s heavily German neighborhood, Yorkville." The MoMA site does not document the screening. Charlie Chaplin was supposedly laughing in the audience. Chaplin's biography states that he saw the film in 1935 and used it as a basis for his amazing film satire "The Great Dictator". Are you confused yet?? I am. Next we are back filming "Tiefland" in 1940. Haas is back, Schiltz is dead. How did Haas get back to the movie set from North Africa?? I don't think the Africa Corps let soldiers wander back and forth to make films... Why do we care?? Filming is based in the Dolomites in northern Italy according to the book. Leni is finished with her Romani extras and sends them back to the camp. The Romani extras were from Maxglan – Leopoldskron near Salsberg. The distance from the Dolomites to Salzberg is about 200 miles, yet according to the book the drive back to the camp took 2 hours. (Pretty good time for WWII in a truck ). When the internees beg Leni for help, she pops 2 methadone for her bladder colic..... Haas has to guard the hostages - he later hangs himself. One less extraneous and unnecessary character gone. Next chapter, Marlene is 90; she died in Paris in 1992 at age 90. The book states that her beau Yul Brynner died 4 years earlier. Brynner died in 1985. That would mean the scene is in 1989 - Marlene is not 90. "foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds - Ralph Waldo Emerson". She is being phone stalked by Ibrahim Max Muller. Apparently this is pure fiction. An author's prerogative, but why? Only 140 more pages to go... So off we go on another boondoggle. Ibrahim decides to remove the sign "Arbeit Mach Frei " from Sachenhausen concentration camp. He is arrested, and confined for months because he has no money to pay fines for the damage he causes. When he gets out he takes a train to Hamburg, a ferry to Manchester, England, ( goes clubbing ) and takes a ferry to Paris. Where, pray tell, is he getting the money for travel when he has no money to pay his fines or to buy food and is grateful when a person gives him a pat of butter??? "I know, foolish consistency...." He finally gets a job at a bar, David Bowie comes in, someone in the group dares Ibrahim to call Marlene, hence the phone stalker... ( Are you kidding me? Really? David Bowie??? Where are the Beatles in this benighted story?? ) He meets Marlene's Chinese cleaner and they "date". In what language are they communicating?? In one paragraph they are philosophizing; in another they cannot speak simple sentences to each other. Novelist prerogative to be inconsistent???? Why does this story line exist at all??? Do we care? Chapter: An Urgent Task for Top Scientists at the Kaiser Wilhelm Institute in Berlin. This chapter seems to be a direct summary from "Sandra Maischberger trifft Leni Riefenstahl" - a "documentary" disguised as a sympathetic interview with Leni that was done in 2002 when she was over 100. There are no source citations, but I have seen the movie and if this chapter is not "lifted" from that film, I'll eat the book. The only part of the "interview" that did not ring true was that Leni supposedly says the last time she met Hitler his purpose was to have German scientist work on movie film that would not decompose. ( Hence the chapter title.) Page 287 - Leni "says" she met Hitler "Toward the end of the war..... I was in Kitzbuhel with bladder colic... " Damn!! Persistent little devil that bladder colic!! Actually the last time Leni met with Hitler was on March 21, 1944 for the occasion of her marriage to Peter Jacob. Page 288 - Leni says she last met Hitler "In the middle of the war (!!!) I could not believe that was what he was asking of me." This book is not even consistent in making up / documenting an interview from one page to the next. Only 95 pages left.... Finally, the one good chapter in the book: Marlon Brando lays an egg. We return to Anna May's story. There is an episode with Marlene in Las Vegas that rings true. Anna May visits China where she is accused of "selling out" to Hollywood and not portraying Chinese people in a good light. I especially liked the story line about an old Chinese belief about cameras. I visited the New Territories in 1967. ( The New Territories was one of the three main regions of Hong Kong, alongside Hong Kong Island and the Kowloon Peninsula. It made up 86.2% of Hong Kong's territory and bordered Communist China.) We visited the ancient walled city of Kat Hing Wai. (It dates back some 500 years to the early clan settlers of the Ming dynasty. Home to traditional Hakka people, it offers an unparalleled glimpse into their intriguing past. ) The reason I mention this is that we were not allowed to take photographs because the women believed that camera images stole part of their souls. This story is told by Anna May as a family myth in her old village. Anna dies young ( at age 56 ). She never became the star she could have been. All the pictures of her and the history of rejection ( e. g. for the starring role in "The Good Earth") stole her soul. Great chapter! I have hope!!! It is as though different writer has taken up the story.... Alas, the bodily function obsessed author returns - Marlene is wearing maxi pads for urine and hiding them under the bed. She recalls her USO tours during WWII; we have to be informed that her vinegar douche set gets lots of use.. One last horrible boondoggle. Ibrahim and BeBe are back. He takes her to the Baltic sea where East and West Germany meet. He finds his mother's grave has been emptied and she has been cremated because he did not pay for the maintenance . He climbs the dividing barrier and is shot by the East Germans. BeBe is deported to China where she searches out a KFC in Beijing. We know it is 1989 because she muses that the Tiananmen Square Massacre could not have happened because it is so peaceful in Beijing and Mao looks so benign. Again I ask, WHY?? I don't give a rat's patootie about Ibrahim and BeBe. They only add confusion to the story about Marlene, Anna May, and Leni. Is KFC supposed to have some great symbolic meaning? The side story is just unnecessary clutter... Meanwhile back at Marlene, the book ends as she has a paranoid, mystical experience as she watches the Berlin wall come down. Finally, I am out of my misery. **** This is a first novel - it shows. I blame the editors at Doubleday as much as I blame the author. This could have been an interesting, coherent novel with appropriate guidance. Instead it is a book obsessed with stools, vinegar douches, smelly urine, bladder colic and other bodily functions. There are 4 side stories which contribute nothing but pages to the book. They should have been removed editorially. Jumps in time frame are not explained. Instead they must be researched by the reader if you care to make sense of the book. The premise had great potential which was completely wasted. As an historian I found the lack of respect for verisimilitude reprehensible. Run, do not walk, away from this book. Kristi & Abby Tabby