For a free contemporary romance ebook using the title trope of "(adjective describing or indicating a sexually attractive trait) (noun that is usually a desirable career but can also indicate rank or proximity)," Dirty Royal is more or less as advertised. A quick, sexy romp through the sheets with a mostly surface-level story woven between descriptions of the main protagonist's sexual encounters.
At least, the first half of the book was largely focused on the romantic escapades of New York commoner Jessica and royal prince of made-up-European-landia Alec as they "got to know each other." The second half was where I'd say 75 per cent of the actual story-telling wound up in order to develop an angsty romantic conflict in order to rationalize the story's happily ever after as well as it's love at first sight (or sex, I guess) premise that saw both characters declare their undying devotion in a matter of what amounted to weeks.
But people don't read books like this for its realism, story-telling or structure. So it would be extremely unfair to judge it on that basis. No more than one would compare a children's cartoon to an HBO live drama. They are not meant for the same audiences.
Was it fun? Yes, I'd say it was a fun enough read through once I let it be what it is. I admit I'm not used to the sheer amount of sexual encounters and descriptions that took place to start Dirty Royal especially, but that is more a consequence of not usually reading this particular brand of romance and prefering trashy historical fiction romances, which has a different beat and story requirement in order to introduce sex into the plot.
Did it suck me in? No, but this is not my preferred romantic genre. And admittedly, I prefer a more balanced story-telling approach building towards the romantic encounters and sexual tensions that Dirty Royal ultimately deprioritized and backloaded for reasons only known to the author.
The characters lacked a lot of depth, but worked well enough as self-inserts to sort of hand-wave away the issue as minor, especially given what the characters are actually supposed to represent to the readers effectually. Nothing about them stood out, but at least nothing about them and their extraordinary existence and lives ended up irritating me.
It does what it is intended to do and it is what it is. I didn't have trouble getting through it and I was entertained in general as to how the story evolved. There were some things I found a little jarring but I am brokering it more to personal preferences and inexperience than it necessarily being an issue in of itself.
It did its job, nothing more.
Not the most effusive endorsement of the story, but I am not really the audience for this.
So why did I read it? For the experience. And it was more something to break up the cadence of the other books I was reading next to it, all in mostly different genres, with different intents behind it. And to give my brain a break from things.
Something this book did well enough in my mind.