(Zero spoiler review)
Strangers in Paradise was very special to me. Whilst being far from perfect, at its heart, 'this will they won't they' tale of suburbia featuring Francine and Katchoo, was one of those reads that, when it was over, left you feeling sombre. Empty. Like the passing of a close friend or pet. Something you loved is over, never to be the same. Like I said, it was very special to me. It is with considerable anger and disgust that I can say that this was not only a shocking disappointment, but typified everything wrong with the original story, with none of its wholesomeness or charm.
The original SiP was a story about Francine and Katchoo (and a few side characters). The D grade espionage/thriller plot that occasionally reared its head throughout and either strongly or passively drove the narrative was always the weakest element of the story. So of course, this is basically the only thing that gets focused one here. All of the best side characters in the original story (Freddie and Casey) are nowhere to be seen (thank god for small mercy's). Instead, we get Moore's generic Mary-Sue hit squad, which is about as welcome as a severe case of crabs. Francine (my favourite character) Barely even features. Seriously, she is an afterthought in this entire story. It may as well have been called the lame and nonsensical adventures of Katchoo, and at least I wouldn't have gone into it thinking this was Strangers in Paradise. Also, I don't know what Terry Moore was smoking when he came up with the ending, but I have never wanted to throw a book so much in my life. Garbage. The only reason this is getting two stars instead of one, is Moore's art has clearly progressed since the original SiP, and even though this was a disaster, it at least was an attractive one.
This is not Strangers in Paradise. Repeat this like a mantra until you convince yourself its the case. It might take me a while. And the children... Why? Just why? The ending to the original story was just fine. Nothing else was needed. They get together. Happy ending. That's where this should have stayed. The addition of the children (disgustingly drawn as miniature versions of the adults) were as pointless and superfluous as Francine was. I hate them. This is as big of a shit on the original story and the fans as The Last of Us Part II. I am sorely tempted to tear out the sketchbook at the back, as those dozen or so pencil drawings of the characters contained more nostalgia, more heart and more feels than the 200 awful pages of story did. I would destroy a lovely hardcover for a few pages of art, if they weren't tainted by association from the book they came out of. I am really, really pissed off with this shit, and I will never read it again. This is not Strangers in Paradise. This is not Strangers in Paradise. This is not Strangers in Paradise... 2/5
OmniBen.