These were the longest 200 pages I’ve ever read.
I had high expectations of this book because it’s a sapphic snow queen retelling, written by the same person who wrote a dowry of blood. THE SAME PERSON WHO WROTE A DOWRY OF BLOOD. THAT BOOK IS MY BIBLE FR.
But it was just… bland.
The story begins with a group of thieves, haunting the road in the search of travelers, and when they find a random girl who proclaims to be a witch, they kidnap her and for some reason the protagonist expects her to become her friend and eventually fall in love with her.
And they do.
They fall in love.
Yes.
WHAT?
Stockholm syndrome my favorite romance trope🤩🙏
So that’s the whole plot. There’s no characters or plot development nor deeper motives for them to act, just random stuff and weird relationships.
It gets more interesting by ending, when they FINALLY go in search of the snow queen, but it was a really bland ending and battle.
IT HAD POTENTIAL. Maybe if the protagonist had kidnapped the “witch” because of an actual reason, like needing her for a heist or something, and if the said witch considered her her enemy, just waiting for a moment to escape and continue her way to the snow queen, it would have been better. If she had tried to flee or fight when they took her, and not just randomly stayed there, waiting for them to act.
So the reason why they’re still together is because the protagonist offered the witch a bargain: if she helped them with the heist, she and her thieves would help her to get to wherever she wanted to, and even if they don’t trust each other, they fall in love throughout the way. And so the heist is somehow related to the snow queen, so there’s no waste of time with random scenes.
(maybe it would have been a better start if the book started with the protagonist at the thieves camp, telling her father, the “Robber King”, about a failed rob —which is the third in that week— and he tells her they won’t survive the winter without souvenirs/money or smth, because an enemy group of thieves if gettin more powerful or something, and we get introduced to her reasons of WHY does she needs to kidnap the witch, to have a successful heist, because there was someone who hired them to steal something, Snow queen related, and it’s their last chance to regain power. So when the witch finds out, she betrays them all and takes it, because it would help her to find or kill the snow queen, and the protagonist goes after her, saying she’s gonna kill her and take the thing back, but actually because she loves her).
Having a shared pov, also, and making the relationship between the protagonist and her thieves (who should have their own reasons to act) a deeper one, would make this better.
Look, this plot I just made out of nowhere is 1000 times better than the actual thing.
I should be a book editor, istg.