My only question is... what happened?
This is my first book review, so bear with me. I just feel like I need to write all of my thoughts out. Warning in advance for spoilers.
Carry On is my favorite book of all time. I was shockingly disappointed with the sequel. Wayward Son was a lackluster filler novel that seemed to do its best to destroy all that good that came from the first book. I kept wondering if I was being too harsh while reading it, but I wanted to love it so badly. I've been looking forward to it for years. I tried SO hard to love it, but I couldn't. I know this all sounds dramatic, but Carry On is important to me. I'm heartbroken over the second book turning out like this.
My main issues are the pacing, the characterization, and the romance (or lack of).
PACING
I really think Wayward Son could have used 100 more pages. Everything. Happened. So. Fast. I wanted more description, more of the character's inner thoughts, more everything. The few good moments were ruined by how rushed all of it was. There was so much eating and driving and hotels to the point where it all blurred together. None of the romance or character-based moments were drawn out enough.
Simon impulsively kissing Baz after the first vampire fight? HELL YEAH, but give me more than a few lines! Especially when it's been who knows how long since they've last kissed. That moment could have been huge, but it was glossed over, just like everything else, making it forgettable in the end.
In Vegas, when Simon had to "pretend" to be enamored with Baz while the vampires were watching? If that had been turned into an entire scene, it would have worked so much better. It might've made me hate their current dynamic less. (Maybe. Okay, unlikely.) It seemed like Baz and Whoever-The-Fuck-Vampire-King talked more with each other than Simon and Baz even looked at each other. The author does know we're all reading this book for Simon and Baz, right?
Basically, every moment in Wayward Son could have been slowed down and drawn out. Hell, we found out that Simon might be a DRAGON in a sloppily written way and then it was never brought up again. What? Who allowed this to be published?
THE CHARACTERIZATION
What. The. Fresh. Hell.
I don't know where the Baz, Simon, and Penny that I fell in love with were, but this didn't feel like them. They drifted into situations with no plan or discussion, depending on others to save them half of the time, never really learning or growing. I know a lot has changed in their lives since Carry On, but that shouldn't warrant the characters being watered down versions of themselves. That shouldn't warrant them being idiots, and honestly? They acted like idiots.
You seriously expect me to believe that Penelope Bunce went to America with zero plan? No money? No knowledge of how magic works there? You're telling me they didn't even put thought into how Baz would feed? And since when is Penny okay with breaking magickal law after magickal law? Also, how could they possibly decide to go along with Whoever-The-Fuck-Vampire-King at the end? (I genuinely couldn't be bothered to learn his name.)
Listen, I know people don't know as much about America as Americans think people know about America. But they thought they could drive across the country in three hours? PENNY HAS BEEN TO AMERICA BEFORE. In all of their years at Watford, they were never taught that magic doesn't work if there's no people around? They were never taught that British phrases don't work outside of Britain? Why is the UK so cut off from the rest of the world? Why is the magickal climate in the US so barbaric and unorganized? Why were they surprised by this? Shouldn't they have been taught about it? HASN'T PENNY BEEN TO AMERICA? HASN'T SHE BEEN TALKING TO MICAH FOR YEARS? The worldbuilding was so messy and it made the characters look stupid. Penelope, Simon, and Baz are not stupid. To make it wore, I was incredibly disinterested in everything that was going on in America because I was so thrown off by the characters not being themselves.
Baz felt like a watered down, weak version of Baz. He wasn't the confident, witty, smart, ruthless Baz from Carry On. That Baz fought for Simon at the dance, insisted that they were going to stay together even when Simon was unsure of himself. That Baz would scoff at any random, old ass vampire man who sought his attention or flirted with him. Because that Baz hates vampires. Because that Baz only had eyes for Simon. BAZ'S DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT IS THAT HE'S MADLY IN LOVE WITH SIMON! WHAT HAPPENED?
But, right, Simon and Baz aren't even speaking to each other. Side note: If Baz really is immortal, I don't think I'll be able to take it. I don't think he'll be able to take it, either. Now this is a crazy thought, but could Rowell maybe allow for some... happiness? Not everything has to be the worst. Especially when LGBT+ audiences who are desperate for representation are usually left with angsty stories and depressing endings. I was hoping the Carry On series wouldn't fall into that, but here we are.
Overall, the characterization felt so empty and wrong. In the first book, I could clearly hear all of their voices. I knew them. I understood them, even the side characters. Everyone had their own way of talking and thinking and acting. In Wayward Son, I had to keep checking whose POV we were in because they character voices blended together. They weren't nearly as strong or clear. My favorite characters' personalities were watered down. The writing was weak.
THE ROMANCE
I miss them. I miss Simon and Baz and their dynamic. I spent the entire book missing them, because this wasn't right.
I think we all fell in love with Carry On because of Snowbaz. We fell for the desperate pining, the enemies-to-lovers, star crossed, epic romance. The stargazing, the kiss in the forest, holding hands by the fire, "you're wearing jeans", "because we match", "you were the sun and I was crashing into you". Where was that? Carry On is packed with these iconic, swoon-worthy, unforgettable moments between Simon and Baz. Wayward Son was just... forgettable.
I feel like Carry On was their beautiful love story, and Wayward Son took a sledgehammer to it.
Of course Simon and Baz have their issues to work out, but never in my wildest nightmares did I imagine that they wouldn't even be talking. Or touching. Or even fighting! Instead, their dynamic was awkward. It was regressive. It was miserable to read. I would go as far as to call it toxic.
I get the need for conflict and tension, but miscommunication is the cheapest and most cliche way to do that, and it wasn't executed well. It was painful. Everything felt so wrong, and not in the "I can't wait to see how this is resolved!" kind of way. It was more like, "I just want this to be over. Should I stop reading and pretend Carry On is a stand alone?"
The other cheap way to add relationship conflict is a love triangle. Thank God we didn't have to suffer through that– OH WAIT!
Again: Never. In. My. Wildest. Nightmares. Did. I. Imagine. This. Happening.
I can't seem to put into words everything that was wrong with Whoever-The-Fuck-Vampire-King and the Whatever-The-Fuck-That-Was-Love-Triangle. Whether or not Baz actually had feelings for him (which was bizarrely vague), it was still awful, unrealistic, and unnecessary. Not to mention uncomfortable. Baz from Carry On would despise Baz from Wayward Son.
I wanted to scream at Simon and Baz, "JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER!! OR KISS IT OUT LIKE YOU USED TO! DO SOMETHING!" But don't get me wrong. I wasn't compelled their dynamic at all. I wasn't eagerly turning pages to see how it would play out. I was just... sad. I wanted it to be over. They mean so much to me, and it hurt to see them like that. I couldn't even get myself to care about the plot because I just wanted Simon and Baz to love each other like they used to. To have the complicated, loving, chemistry-filled relationship they once had. How can SIMON AND BAZ not have chemistry? How did the writing go that wrong?
I could get more into the issue of LGBT+ suffering in media and the many problems with Rowell's representation, but I won't. Let's just say Simon and Baz deserved better. I don't really care that things will probably be resolved in the next book. This was a bad direction to take their relationship in. It wasn't them, it wasn't right, and it was downright depressing.
Wayward Son felt so disjointed from Carry On that I'm hoping I'll be able to pretend nothing in the second book even happened. The characters were sad, less interesting versions of themselves who regressed instead of learned. The plot was boring to the point where I can hardly even remember what happened before they got to Vegas, and I read it yesterday. LA vampire bros running a pyramid scheme? Okay, then. Does any of this even matter now that they're going back to the UK? None of the loose ends from Carry On were addressed in this novel, making the whole thing feel pointless.
And last but not least, the entire story was a disservice to Simon and Baz's relationship.
The release date for Wayward Son was initially set for 2020. Obviously I don't know anything about the writing and editing process of this book, but maybe changing it to 2019 contributed to the fact that it was rushed and an overall disappointment. Then again, could this book even be salvaged by more time? I'm not sure it could.
You're not supposed to feel anxious and upset when you find out your favorite book of all time is going to be a trilogy, but that's how I felt at the end of this book. Maybe everything will be fixed in the next one, maybe it won't, but nothing will change the fact that Wayward Son was a huge let down. I wish Carry On had been the end.