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352 pages, Paperback
First published October 4, 2018

Poor Jemmy Nowlan is whisked away on an unbelievable adventure...one that take his life at any moment. This one was interesting but a bit abrupt with the plot - things shifted...really quickly.
"And who shall we put in the coffin?"
"No need to draw lots" said the leader. "Lay Jemmy Nowlan in the coffin."
Eleanor is slowly being edged out of her own family by her stepmother. She decides to journey and (like the title) finds three heads on the wall. Her sister decides to go on a similar journey...only to have far different results.
"And the princess felt quite powerless to overcome the growing distance between them. There was no place for Eleanor in her own home."
Very reminiscent of beauty and the beast only with an interesting twist.
"Here we are!" said the big brown dog. "You'll like it here."
Corinna didn't like it at all.
About as wild as as the quote above. People were certainly creative when they didn't have internet.
"No need to count the missing sheep: I would have fallen asleep too - but then I saw your mouth open, and out flew a butterfly as white as first-day snow."
Our narrator, Harry, stumbles upon something quite extraordinary and unforgettable. But when he tells anyone they (unsurprisingly) don't believe him.
"Nine black cats! They all had white chests, and they were coming down the path carrying a coffin covered with black velvet."
Someone is going to get an unforgettable lesson...a necessary one but an unforgettable one.
"The baker was thin-lipped; he never game so much as a crumb away. But his daughter was worse."
The Moon comes to earth as a beautiful woman and notices a man trying to cross a marsh. The Things are after him and she must decide - save him, or save herself.
"But when the Moon did not shine, out came the Things that live in the darkness. They wormed around, waiting for a chance to harm..."
Our narrator needs money. The money is guarded by thousands of sleeping warriors who can wake at a moment's notice...I wonder what could possibly happen...
"Thousands of warriors lay there, sleeping."
A group of hot, tired and hungry farmers stumble upon something quite extraordinary...but discovering that something and keeping it alive are two totally different things.
"Their skin was green, their hair was green; they wore green clothes."
The Picts are long since gone, but stories of them will remain.
"They were very short, with red hair and long arms and feet so broad that when it rained they could put them up over their heads and use them as umbrellas."
An eagle is looking for a new partner and becomes obsessed with finding out how old she is. Unsurprisingly, the eagle receives some unexpected (but not unwelcome) news.
"The eagle soared over the hill and the valley and found the blackbird sitting on a stone."
What a wild ride!
"Then the Lady of the Green Gown took a handkerchief from her pocket. She shook it and disappeared..."
Someone keeps telling the narrator to go somewhere in a dream...should he listen? Or give it all up>
"But the man in scarlet came a second time..."
Somethings creep in the dark and should remain there...
"Don't ask me my name. I've heard you have names. I have no name."
The Worm is wreaking devastation across the land - only one man can stop it.
"Childe Lambton never went to mass on Sunday mornings."
Oh no. A dragon? Time to get the pitchforks.
"In the name of every man, woman and child living in Brent Pelham - why, in his own name, modest as it was - he had to fight the dragon."
The bellwoman has a story to tell - it is up to you to listen.
"I am the bell. I'm the tongue of the bell. I was cast before your grandmother was a girl. Before you grandmother's grandmother."
A piper who only knows one song and a Pooka who only knows how to do one thing - what will happen when they connect??
"Up behind the piper crept a shape."
Tim Tit Tot - a man as crazy as his name -
"There was once a little old village where a woman lived with her giddy daughter."
Lusmore is going to learn the hard way NOT to interrupt the fair folk...
"Then the music faltered and stopped; the dancers stood still...Lusmore watched as the little people crowded together...and began to whisper."
An unbaptized baby was a serious worry back in the day...
"...there was a horrible yelling coming out of the cradle."
A clever farmer, a not-so-clever Boggart...I wonder what will happen...?
"...his visitor was a squat boggart; his whole face was covered in hair and his arms were almost as long as fishing poles."
A shepherd has a wild tale - almost unbelievable, no?
"Then I saw them quite clearly - little men and women dancing in a ring."
Whenever a fairy asks if you can see them...just SAY NO!
"You can see me, then," said the little man.
Joan nodded.
A man tries to sell his charger and something quite...unusual...happens.
"And there and then, right in front of the round-eyed farmer, the little man and Charger sank into the ground."
The farmer's wife bakes a special treat with disastrous results!
"The kitchen was a magic box, full of light and dancing shadows."
Tom is about to go on a wild journey thanks to a certain mysterious Yallery Brown.
"It was a Sunday night in July, and Tom was in no hurry to get back to High Farm."
Widowed Megan and her baby, Gwyn, must survive against all odds. A sprinkling of fair folk certainly makes their lives more interesting...
"But when the wind opened its throat and rain swept across the slopes...the farm seemed alone then, alone in the world."
We listen to an incredibly interesting life story.
"I am part of this, no less than the green curve of the hill, the twisted tree, the ring of dawn water."
One should never trust the sea.
"The girl jumped off the rock. Her eyes were sea eyes, wide and flint-gray."
A wise woman and Bracken have a rather interesting conversation.
"Whom knows whom I'll meet? Who knows where I'll go?"
A poor widow and her clever daughter find a way to obtain the prince's hand. Reminiscent of Cinderella but without the child-like wonder.
Just goes to show...always use protection. Otherwise you may get embroiled in a fairy scandal.
"Oh! I forbid you, maidens all,
Who wear gold in your hair
To cross the plain of Carterhaugh,
For young Tam Lin lives here."
A greedy prince and his love for card games soon puts everyone in the kingdom at risk.
"The son of the king of Ireland relished tests of strength and trials of wit. A love of chance..."
The bogles are not to be messed with as our narrator soon finds out.
\"Have you no sense? They're all around. You know they can hear you, the bogles."
The quote says it all!
"Trying to drown this eel," said one old man.
Oh the wild lies that were told pre-internet!
"It's like a cannonball," he said. "Or a green-and-white football. And it's like a huge egg. So what is it?"
"Sure!" said the greengrocer. "That's exactly what it is. It's a mare's egg."
A deadly cold and many questionable decisions.
The frost tightened his white fist. Bushes by the roadside hunched their shoulders; the road began to glitter.
"We're all dead men," said the piper, "if we don't keep moving."
The miner listens to a voice...that isn't there.
"...a Welsh miner was walking slowly along the shady lane..."
Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with Batman.
"Two men from Gotham net on Nottingham Bridge."
Never trust magpies - very quarrelsome birds!
"Magpies in the crabtree."
A complicated riddle...I will have to think on this.
"A knight came riding in from the east..."
Never go to a graveyard - especially at night.
"So Samuel set off for the graveyard, asking the way, and rubbing shoulders with all the horrid things that glowered around him."
AGAIN - do NOT visit graveyards at night!
"He let himself quietely out of the cottage and, under stars sharp as thorns, walked up to the graveyard."
Sometimes the bravest is not necessarily the strongest!
"She pushed open its creaking door and saw skulls and thigh bones and bones of every kind gleaming in front of her."
Short, violent and to the point.
"He fell out of the apple tree and broke both his legs."
People should really just avoid everything haunted, right?
"I cant promise you a quiet night, though," the old woman said. "This cottage is haunted."