There are about 25 "Hair Farmer" Pop Metal bands from the 80's that I enjoy (Dokken, Ratt, Poison, Accept, Quiet Riot, Great White etc...) Skid Row didn't even make my top 100. I never bought one of their albums or thought twice about seeing them live.
And this tale proves why. Sebastion keeps stating that he loves music - but then he boasts about Drugs, Alcohol, Drugs, more Drugs, more Alcohol, bad behavior and stupidity, more Drugs. Hey, talk about what you know after all. The boy knows how to make a spectacle of himself and Do drugs with celebrities - perfect for reality TV show fodder.
Quick aside: I listened to a bunch of Skid Row. I really like their Bass Player. I'd jam with him. Great Bass groves on their albums.
Sebastion is your typical dumb rock musician. He's got a fancy car or two (or Had?), big house, a tour bus to himself, wrecks stuff and makes people miserable, and mostly ignores his wife and kids. Then he pouts "Poor Me, where'd all my money go?"
Up your nose of course, and you drank most of it, partied the rest of it... traveling isn't FREE you know? Oh, you didn't know that? Typical.
It was strange that Sebastion keeps talking about the importance of family, yet he barely mentions his wife (of over 20 years) and his kids. Almost no stories with them. What we do get is stories of Sebastion partying with insane celebrity Rockstars. Yes, all those nasty wasted dangerous drug addicts and alcoholics who hurt people, their businesses, their families, basic moral laws (Yep, people like Ace Frehley, Axle Rose, etc.) Rockstars who don't think for a second about other people. Even Sebastion speaks of his driving drunk and stoned. He worships his relationship with Axle Rose, yet is afraid of the guy. Do recall that Axle wouldn't think twice about holding up an arena full of people for a few hours because he can't have his... and he wastes thousands of dollars on venue security and overtime staff. Yes Axle: even those truck drivers who work for you have to sleep and follow log books and endless rules. And your fans have families and children AND jobs to get home to. But you don't care about that.
I don't have much good to say about this Sebastion guy. He has an interesting argument with Ted Nugent about moral behavior and racism. Apparently Nugent likes using the N word to refer to certain black people on occasion (bad form Ted, grow up. Be better than all those Black Rappers, and Actors, and teenagers, and athletes... all those people that keep the N word alive and healthy in their vocabulary. Imagine what might happen if Black people stopped calling their posse and Ho's that? Probably not in my lifetime.)
Sebastion tells the story of himself marching off the set of their Rockstar reality TV show because he's offended by Ted's rants. (I looked it up. Ted adores legendary black musicians like James Brown, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry etc. So i'm not sure he's really a racist. Maybe?) But the problem is Sebastion is WORSE. He tells us stories of himself ducktaping women naked and leaving them on hotel patios. I just watched a newer video of his with mostly naked women writhing and seducing...basically being soulless sex objects...
Anyway, best to mostly ignore Nugent AND sebastion. Although he and I agree that Ted Nugent's Weekend Warrior album was pretty awesome. Music is music after all.
Even though this book is around 400 pages, he leaves out so many stories. Sure we get a page or so about his broadway work, his solo albums, his tv shows, his getting the boot from Skid Row. But mostly it's 100's of pages of partying like a rockstar and feeling sorry for himself. I did enjoy him mentioning that Alice Cooper ran into him and basically told him to "GROW UP". 2017 - he may have begun to do that. Now, apparently he has a newer wife and more kids, please don't screw them up.
So why did I bother to read this?
Well, I knew almost nothing about Skid Row. And I love tales of people and their music careers. It was great fun to hear of Sebastion jamming with Ace Frehley and Duff McKagan (I actually admire Duff and what he's mostly made of himself. Good luck with your daughter becoming a teenager.)
Sebastion did give us a few musician tidbits: Vocal training, recording, lyric writing, getting a good preformance. Stuff like that is priceless. Too bad you gotta sort through the bloated ego's to get to it.
At the end of the day: Sebastion Bach seems like a fun guy to jam with in a nightclub. But I wouldn't want to take him home to meet my kids or Dog.
Thankfully I did get to see just about every OTHER 80's band that made great rock music. (except Guns N' Roses - I found them way too annoying - I refuse to sit in an arena with Axle Rose.) The best thing about the 80's was that it gave us The Black Crowes. Freakin Awesome!