Welcome to A Very Special Episode of Junior High Drama. Today, our program focuses on four girls who are each about to learn Very Important Lessons about Themselves. So grab your (healthy) After School Snack, get settled on the sofa, and we'll get started:
Meet Kamilla: She's an exceptionally talented young lady, but she's very self-conscious about her weight. And as much as she wants to try out for the lead in her school's play, she's afraid she'll "look like an elephant"...especially since the leading man is such a diminutive kid. She brgins to obsess about her weight and even consider dangerous methods of dropping the pounds. But thanks to the love and support from her family and friends, Kamilla visits the doctor, begins a healthy diet/exercise routine, lands the lead in the play, and maybe even has a new romantic interest on the horizon.
Insert advertisement for Diet Shake that will instantly transform you from a ugly chubby kid to a skinny beauty queen...if only you use it and eat nothing else. (btw...this product is not FDA approved).
Meet Lilly: She's not part of the "In Crowd," but she really wants to be...more than anything. So much that she'll ditch her nerdy best friend, stop doing "uncool" activities she normally would have enjoyed, and say things she, later, wishes she could take back. And for a while it seems the Popular Girls have accepted Lilly into their circle. But Tania, the Queen Bee of the Mean Girls, is only using Lilly to get to know her cute older brother. And when there's a misunderstanding involving Lilly and Tania's boyfriend, the tables turn and the rumors start. Will Lilly have the guts to stand up to these bullies and learn to be herself with confidence (even if she isn't hanging with the cool crowd)?
Insert advertisement: Want to be popular? Get the guy? Buy THIS outrageously pricey brand of designer jeans and you'll be queen bee in no time! (Implied message: If you don't, everyone will laugh at you).
Meet Allie: She's a track star, but doesn't live the healthiest lifestyle, often skipping meals or loading up on high-sugar, low nutrient snacks (like donuts and soda). One day Allie faints during a race. She is taken to the doctor where she learns she has diabetes. This means no more donuts, monitoring her blood sugar constantly, and giving herself insulin shots. Allie is afraid of what her peers will think of her if they learn of her health condition, so she hides it...with dangerous consequences. But after a scare that "outs" her secret to the school, Allie accepts her condition and herself. AND she wins the race!
Insert ad: All the cool kids eat X sugary snack! You're a total loser if you don't. (fine print: this product contains high-fructose corn syrup, Yellow 5 & 6, Red 40, and Blue 1 and has been known to cause cancer and blindness in lab rats)
Meet Lucia: She and her friends have just been invited to the first boy-girl party at the local rich girl's mansion (which is rumored to have an impressive garden). While her friends are excited, discussing wardrobe and whether they'll ask (or be asked by) a boy to be their date to the party, Lucia is worried. She's just not into boys yet. Or parties for that matter. Both make her nervous and she would much rather spend her days quietly reading a book at the local park. But things change when Lucia meets a boy who shares her love for literature and nature. Unfortunately, he's got a date, and this makes her sad. But thanks to supportive friends (and a little Merengue), Lucia becomes the life of the party...and maybe ends up getting the guy after all (even though she doesn't need a guy to be happy).
Insert ad: Guys like girls who use X Product! And you DO want to be the girl with all the boyfriends, right? (implied message: If you don't use this product, you'll be a single loser forever)
Thank you for joining us for this Very Special Episode of Middle School Drama. Today we've talked about Body Image, Taking Care of Your Health, Standing Up To Bullies, and Being Comfortable With Being Yourself--no matter what. We hope you have enjoyed today's Very Important Lessons...and we hope you have learned something about yourself too!
And remember, if you just be yourself, have confidence, and apply the Lessons learned here today, everything will work out by the time the credits roll.