Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn't Pound Me In The Butt Because I'm Not Interested And He's Not Actually Nice He's Just Annoying And Creepy And Doesn't Respect ... When I Tell Him We're Not On A Date

by Chuck Tingle

When Montan learns that his local comic shop is holding a tournament for one of his favorite, old-school videogames, he desperately wants to go. Unfortunately, tickets have been sold out for a while, but when a fedora-wearing dinosaur named Prenko overhears Montan’s dilemma, he offers an extra ticket.

Now Montan finds himself wrapped up in a date from hell with a self-proclaimed gentleman gamer, nice guy, and pick up artist; all while making it very clear that this is not a date.

By the end of the night, Prenko thinks he’s earned enough nice guy points to demand some physical gratification in return, but he’s about to learn that nobody’s ever owed sex, not even in a Chuck Tingle book.

This important no-sex tale is 4,100 words of blossoming annoyance between a moron who thinks he’s a nice guy and a buckaroo telling him to get lost, including standing up for yourself and receiving support from your friends.

40 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 22, 2019

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Lauryn]

I had to read it just because of the title.

[HattieB · Rating 5 out of 5]

Genuinely hilarious and self aware. It's made me want to read more of Chuck Tingle's work.

[Imke Verschuren · Rating 5 out of 5]

Unrealistic because Prenko didn’t tell the MC that they weren’t attractive anyway and they’ll never find somebody as good as him

[Grindil · Rating 5 out of 5]

Love is real and this book proves it...

Once again Dr. Tingle warps reality to prove that Love is Real and The Only Thing That Matters in this selfaware treatise on perils of assumption of anticipated societal norms. Fuck that dinosaur. Fuck him and all his ilk in their tiny little earholes.