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The Sisters Café
Cathy Andrew's biological clock has passed the ticking stage and is dangerously close to "blown plumb up." Cathy wants it all: the husband, the baby, and a little house right there in Cadillac, Texas. She's taken step one and gotten engaged to a reliable man, but she's beginning to question their relationship. Does he really love her, or is she just arm candy for his political career? Why is her future mother-in-law getting increasingly hostile? Worse, why does he stand up for his mother when she says those awful things, instead of protecting her?
Cathy is full of self-doubt. Both of her options—going through with the wedding or breaking off her engagement—are beginning to look like a nightmare either way. She knows her friends will back her up, but she's the one who has to make a decision that's going to tear her apart.
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Carolyn Brown
181 books4,113 followersHi! I'm twenty five years old and movie star gorgeous. The camera added thirty plus years and a few wrinkles. Can't trust those cameras or mirrors either. Along with bathroom scales they are notorious liars! Honestly, I am the mother of three fantastic grown children who've made me laugh and given me more story ideas than I could ever write. My husband, Charles, is my strongest supporter and my best friend. He's even willing to eat fast food and help with the laundry while I finish one more chapter! Life is good and I am blessed!
Reading has been a passion since I was five years old and figured out those were words on book pages. As soon as my chubby little fingers found they could put words on a Big Chief tablet with a fat pencil, I was on my way. Writing joined reading in my list of passions. I will read anything from the back of the Cheerio's box to Faulkner and love every bit of it. In addition to reading I enjoy cooking, my family and the ocean. I love the Florida beaches. Listening to the ocean waves puts my writing brain into high gear.
I love writing romance because it's about emotions and relationships. Human nature hasn't changed a bit since Eve coveted the fruit in the Garden of Eden. Settings change. Plots change. Names change. Times change. But love is love and men and women have been falling in and out of it forever. Romance is about emotions: love, hate, anger, laughter... all of it. If I can make you laugh until your sides ache or grab a tissue then I've touched your emotions and accomplished what every writer sets out to do.
I got serious about writing when my third child was born and had her days and nights mixed up. I had to stay up all night anyway and it was very quiet so I invested in a spiral back notebook and sharpened a few pencils. The story that emerged has never sold but it's brought in enough rejection slips to put the Redwood Forest on the endangered list. In 1997 Kensington bought two books for their Precious Gems line. Two years and six books later the line died with only four of those books seeing publication. But by then Avalon had bought a book and another, and another. Ten years later the list has grown to thirty nine. Last year Sourcebooks bought the Lucky Series which is in the bookstores now. They've also bought The Honky Tonk Series which will debut with I LOVE THIS BAR in June and will be followed by HELL, YEAH, MY GIVE A DAMN'S BUSTED, and HONKY TONK CHRISTMAS.
Folks ask me where I get my ideas. Three kids, fifteen grandchildren, two great grandchildren. Note: I was a very young grandmother! Life is a zoo around here when they all come home. In one Sunday afternoon there's enough ideas to keep me writing for years and years. Seriously, ideas pop up at the craziest times. When one sinks its roots into my mind, I have no choice but to write the story. And while I'm writing the characters peek over my shoulder and make sure I'm telling it right and not exaggerating too much. Pesky little devils, they are!
I have a wonderful agent, Erin Niumata, who continues to work magic and sell my work. I'm very lucky to have her and my editors who continue to believe in me.
Happy reading!
Reading has been a passion since I was five years old and figured out those were words on book pages. As soon as my chubby little fingers found they could put words on a Big Chief tablet with a fat pencil, I was on my way. Writing joined reading in my list of passions. I will read anything from the back of the Cheerio's box to Faulkner and love every bit of it. In addition to reading I enjoy cooking, my family and the ocean. I love the Florida beaches. Listening to the ocean waves puts my writing brain into high gear.
I love writing romance because it's about emotions and relationships. Human nature hasn't changed a bit since Eve coveted the fruit in the Garden of Eden. Settings change. Plots change. Names change. Times change. But love is love and men and women have been falling in and out of it forever. Romance is about emotions: love, hate, anger, laughter... all of it. If I can make you laugh until your sides ache or grab a tissue then I've touched your emotions and accomplished what every writer sets out to do.
I got serious about writing when my third child was born and had her days and nights mixed up. I had to stay up all night anyway and it was very quiet so I invested in a spiral back notebook and sharpened a few pencils. The story that emerged has never sold but it's brought in enough rejection slips to put the Redwood Forest on the endangered list. In 1997 Kensington bought two books for their Precious Gems line. Two years and six books later the line died with only four of those books seeing publication. But by then Avalon had bought a book and another, and another. Ten years later the list has grown to thirty nine. Last year Sourcebooks bought the Lucky Series which is in the bookstores now. They've also bought The Honky Tonk Series which will debut with I LOVE THIS BAR in June and will be followed by HELL, YEAH, MY GIVE A DAMN'S BUSTED, and HONKY TONK CHRISTMAS.
Folks ask me where I get my ideas. Three kids, fifteen grandchildren, two great grandchildren. Note: I was a very young grandmother! Life is a zoo around here when they all come home. In one Sunday afternoon there's enough ideas to keep me writing for years and years. Seriously, ideas pop up at the craziest times. When one sinks its roots into my mind, I have no choice but to write the story. And while I'm writing the characters peek over my shoulder and make sure I'm telling it right and not exaggerating too much. Pesky little devils, they are!
I have a wonderful agent, Erin Niumata, who continues to work magic and sell my work. I'm very lucky to have her and my editors who continue to believe in me.
Happy reading!
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May 25, 2016
I’d say What Happens in Texas is more in the Women’s Fiction category than romance, but there is some of that. I won’t say much, but Cathy and Trixie held a special place in my heart. Cathy got the courage to finally stand up and be herself, finding happiness in the process. Poor Trixie with her What a complete dog. I didn’t get as much insight into Marty, but she was fun, as well.
What Happens in Texas is very much about the amazing support and strength friends and family can provide through tough times. All this is told with a hefty amount of humor. Carolyn Brown always makes me laugh. Aunt Agnes was definitely the comedic star, so outrageously funny, and clever.
A copy was kindly provided by Sourcebooks Casablanca.
What Happens in Texas is very much about the amazing support and strength friends and family can provide through tough times. All this is told with a hefty amount of humor. Carolyn Brown always makes me laugh. Aunt Agnes was definitely the comedic star, so outrageously funny, and clever.
A copy was kindly provided by Sourcebooks Casablanca.
October 11, 2020
It was worth reading the book for Agnes alone. I want to be her if I live to be 80!
November 4, 2019
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The Sisters Cafe
By: Carolyn Brown
Cathy Andrew’s biological clock has passed the ticking stage and is dangerously close to “blown plumb up.” Cathy wants it all: the husband, the baby, and a little house right there in Cadillac, Texas. She’s taken step one and gotten engaged to a reliable man, but she’s beginning to question their relationship. Does he really love her, or is she just arm candy for his political career? Why is her future mother-in-law getting increasingly hostile? Worse, why does he stand up for his mother when she says those awful things, instead of protecting her?
Cathy is full of self-doubt. Both of her options—going through with the wedding or breaking off her engagement—are beginning to look like a nightmare either way. She knows her friends will back her up, but she’s the one who has to make a decision that’s going to tear her apart.
(Previously published as The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society Jubilee and What Happens in Texas.)
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It took me a minute to figure out that this book has been previously published under a couple of different titles. That's a bit confusing. Otherwise, the story is predictable but still entertaining. It's just southern women having a southern good time. I love Steel Magnolias, and the story reminded me of that movie in some ways-the overdramatic behavior, the gossiping women, the life long friendship, the wedding. It's a lot of chaos and confusion. There are numerous characters, and we move around so quickly that it's difficult to really connect with any particular character. I felt more like it's a connection to the place and the collective group of people. It's atmospheric as such, and the small town has it's own personality. My overall impression is that it's like being dropped into the lives of these women for a brief glimpse and being pulled out at the end. I enjoyed it for the most part and recommend if you like southern chicklit.
The Sisters Cafe
By: Carolyn Brown
Cathy Andrew’s biological clock has passed the ticking stage and is dangerously close to “blown plumb up.” Cathy wants it all: the husband, the baby, and a little house right there in Cadillac, Texas. She’s taken step one and gotten engaged to a reliable man, but she’s beginning to question their relationship. Does he really love her, or is she just arm candy for his political career? Why is her future mother-in-law getting increasingly hostile? Worse, why does he stand up for his mother when she says those awful things, instead of protecting her?
Cathy is full of self-doubt. Both of her options—going through with the wedding or breaking off her engagement—are beginning to look like a nightmare either way. She knows her friends will back her up, but she’s the one who has to make a decision that’s going to tear her apart.
(Previously published as The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society Jubilee and What Happens in Texas.)
Purchase Links:
Amazon: https://amzn.to/2jRmqaQ
B&N: http://bit.ly/2oYrXhL
Apple: https://apple.co/2nxGnVJ
Kobo: http://bit.ly/2nuBexG
IndieBound: http://bit.ly/2nvwecf
BAM: http://bit.ly/2p2Qd2s
Thank you Sourcebooks Casa for a complimentary copy which I voluntarily reviewed. All opinions expressed are
my own.
*REVIEW* 💖💖💖💖
It took me a minute to figure out that this book has been previously published under a couple of different titles. That's a bit confusing. Otherwise, the story is predictable but still entertaining. It's just southern women having a southern good time. I love Steel Magnolias, and the story reminded me of that movie in some ways-the overdramatic behavior, the gossiping women, the life long friendship, the wedding. It's a lot of chaos and confusion. There are numerous characters, and we move around so quickly that it's difficult to really connect with any particular character. I felt more like it's a connection to the place and the collective group of people. It's atmospheric as such, and the small town has it's own personality. My overall impression is that it's like being dropped into the lives of these women for a brief glimpse and being pulled out at the end. I enjoyed it for the most part and recommend if you like southern chicklit.
March 23, 2018
These women are a hoot. The town of Cadillac, Texas is crazy!!!
August 5, 2022
Feuding, small town gossip, relationship troubles, festivals, and friendship are all part of Carolyn Brown's first foray into women's fiction. And folks, she hit it out of the ballpark. I wasn't but a few pages in that I was delighted by the characters and town with their separate stories that come together in the end.
The story introduces for friends: Marty, Cathy, Trixie, and Darla Jean along with a quirky bunch of friends, enemies, and neighbors from the small Texas town of Cadillac. Marty and Cathy are identical twins with very different personalities. Marty likes it live wild and free and Cathy wants a husband, home, and family. The twins turned their family home and their mother's home-cooking recipes particularly her secret special hot jalapeno peppers into a restaurant. When their childhood friend, Trixie learns her husband cheated on her, she becomes the third partner in Miss Clawdy's restaurant. Darla Jean is a madam turned preacher living across the way.
The story opens with Marty, because of a death-bed promise to her mama, making a controversial vote to induct the woman who Trixie's ex cheated with into the Blue-Ribbon Jalepeno Society instead of her best friend Trixie or her great-aunt Agnes. Meanwhile, Cathy is being pressured by her fiance, Ethan, and his bossy interfering mother, Violet to conform to Violet's dictates for their wedding and future life together all to promote Ethan's political chances. Why is she more interested in the hot erotic romance on her e-reader than a night spent with Ethan? And on nights when Marty and Cathy are out of the house, Trixie is sneaking in her ex to help scratch her itch.
Things change when Agnes observes a man up in Trixie's room, word trickles out that Marty voted against her friend and aunt, and Cathy is presented with a pre-nup pushing her to leave behind her share in the restaurant. Open hostilities break out between Violtet and Agnes and lesser between other members of the town right before the big Jalapeno festival. The friends have each other's backs through thick and thin.
I had an absolutely uproarously good time with this light, yet heartwarming story. The friendship was the best part, but the antics of those two old ladies cracked me up. I loved watching the friends grow past issues and mistakes and see some of the troublemakers get their comeuppance.
I did a re-read in the audio format and enjoyed Petrea Buchard's narration work for all the characters. She has a husky low voice that gave a flexibility for male and female, old and young voices of the characters.
I can't wait to see what comes next for the residents of Cadillac, TX. Those who enjoy humorous and light contemporary romance along with lighter women's fiction set in small town ranch country should give this one a go.
The story introduces for friends: Marty, Cathy, Trixie, and Darla Jean along with a quirky bunch of friends, enemies, and neighbors from the small Texas town of Cadillac. Marty and Cathy are identical twins with very different personalities. Marty likes it live wild and free and Cathy wants a husband, home, and family. The twins turned their family home and their mother's home-cooking recipes particularly her secret special hot jalapeno peppers into a restaurant. When their childhood friend, Trixie learns her husband cheated on her, she becomes the third partner in Miss Clawdy's restaurant. Darla Jean is a madam turned preacher living across the way.
The story opens with Marty, because of a death-bed promise to her mama, making a controversial vote to induct the woman who Trixie's ex cheated with into the Blue-Ribbon Jalepeno Society instead of her best friend Trixie or her great-aunt Agnes. Meanwhile, Cathy is being pressured by her fiance, Ethan, and his bossy interfering mother, Violet to conform to Violet's dictates for their wedding and future life together all to promote Ethan's political chances. Why is she more interested in the hot erotic romance on her e-reader than a night spent with Ethan? And on nights when Marty and Cathy are out of the house, Trixie is sneaking in her ex to help scratch her itch.
Things change when Agnes observes a man up in Trixie's room, word trickles out that Marty voted against her friend and aunt, and Cathy is presented with a pre-nup pushing her to leave behind her share in the restaurant. Open hostilities break out between Violtet and Agnes and lesser between other members of the town right before the big Jalapeno festival. The friends have each other's backs through thick and thin.
I had an absolutely uproarously good time with this light, yet heartwarming story. The friendship was the best part, but the antics of those two old ladies cracked me up. I loved watching the friends grow past issues and mistakes and see some of the troublemakers get their comeuppance.
I did a re-read in the audio format and enjoyed Petrea Buchard's narration work for all the characters. She has a husky low voice that gave a flexibility for male and female, old and young voices of the characters.
I can't wait to see what comes next for the residents of Cadillac, TX. Those who enjoy humorous and light contemporary romance along with lighter women's fiction set in small town ranch country should give this one a go.
March 10, 2013
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I love small Texas towns. I love the look of them. I love the individual feel of them. And while I didn’t grow up in a small Texas town, I have spent a lot of time in them. And after reading Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Jubilee Society, I’m still not certain that Carolyn Brown has spent any time in a small Texas town. This is Ms. Brown’s first foray into chick lit, and it’s a fairly good first try. The publisher had this to say about Ms. Brown’s book “Everything is calm in Cadillac, Texas until Aunt Agnes declares war on Violet Prescott, the president of the Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society, just in time for the annual jubilee. But after the festivities—and the hostilities—are over, it’s four friends who are left standing, proving once again that friendship is forever.” Without giving away too much detail, the book covers the goings on of the Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Society and all the women in it, plus a cheating Police Chief, a wanna be politician, and an underground railroad for abused women. Sound like a lot? That’s because it is. Too much, in fact. With so many people and so many things happening, I don’t really get to know any of these women. And I so would have loved to know more about Cathy and Marty, Trixie and Agnes. But Brown moves us around so much, so fast, I can only get a glimpse of who each woman truly is. And when we finally settle at the end of the book, it finishes with a whimper, instead of a bang. However, there is enough good things here to get me to read her second chick lit book (if she decides to do one). Because Ms. Brown is clearly a strong writer. And I hope she takes the good from this book and makes the next book much, much better.
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I love small Texas towns. I love the look of them. I love the individual feel of them. And while I didn’t grow up in a small Texas town, I have spent a lot of time in them. And after reading Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Jubilee Society, I’m still not certain that Carolyn Brown has spent any time in a small Texas town. This is Ms. Brown’s first foray into chick lit, and it’s a fairly good first try. The publisher had this to say about Ms. Brown’s book “Everything is calm in Cadillac, Texas until Aunt Agnes declares war on Violet Prescott, the president of the Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society, just in time for the annual jubilee. But after the festivities—and the hostilities—are over, it’s four friends who are left standing, proving once again that friendship is forever.” Without giving away too much detail, the book covers the goings on of the Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Society and all the women in it, plus a cheating Police Chief, a wanna be politician, and an underground railroad for abused women. Sound like a lot? That’s because it is. Too much, in fact. With so many people and so many things happening, I don’t really get to know any of these women. And I so would have loved to know more about Cathy and Marty, Trixie and Agnes. But Brown moves us around so much, so fast, I can only get a glimpse of who each woman truly is. And when we finally settle at the end of the book, it finishes with a whimper, instead of a bang. However, there is enough good things here to get me to read her second chick lit book (if she decides to do one). Because Ms. Brown is clearly a strong writer. And I hope she takes the good from this book and makes the next book much, much better.
July 4, 2014
I spent most of my time reading this book just wondering if I really liked it or not. In the end, it wasn't horrible, but it's not something I will re-visit and I'm happy I bought it on a ridiculous sale.
Twins Cathy and Marty, along with life-long friend Trixie, own Clawdy's Cafe in Cadillac, Texas. Their spitfire great-aunt Agnes lives across the street, and callgirl turned preacher Darla Jean is also on their block. Known for growing the hottest jalapenos in town, Cathy wins the blue ribbon each year at the Jalapeno Jubilee, but her ribbons are always kept by Violet, queen bee of The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society.
This book is overflowing with white-trash Southern lingo. The author, a Texas native who now lives in Oklahoma, uses words like "under-britches," even when discussing "romance." I can't figure out if these idioms are meant to be used lovingly or if she is truly trying to make Texas sound even more ignorant. There's a lot of shopping at Wal-Mart and Hobby Lobby, two places that completely turn my stomach.
Brown interrupts her main story line with ridiculous asides and fruitless arguments. While the book is a breezy read, there's no substance in it's pages, and characters are introduced like they're your old friends, then completely disappear two pages later. There are overrunning plot-lines and I'm still not sure what the focus of the book was meant to be.
While "The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society" makes for easy reading on a summer day, it leaves the reader wondering why they bothered.
Twins Cathy and Marty, along with life-long friend Trixie, own Clawdy's Cafe in Cadillac, Texas. Their spitfire great-aunt Agnes lives across the street, and callgirl turned preacher Darla Jean is also on their block. Known for growing the hottest jalapenos in town, Cathy wins the blue ribbon each year at the Jalapeno Jubilee, but her ribbons are always kept by Violet, queen bee of The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society.
This book is overflowing with white-trash Southern lingo. The author, a Texas native who now lives in Oklahoma, uses words like "under-britches," even when discussing "romance." I can't figure out if these idioms are meant to be used lovingly or if she is truly trying to make Texas sound even more ignorant. There's a lot of shopping at Wal-Mart and Hobby Lobby, two places that completely turn my stomach.
Brown interrupts her main story line with ridiculous asides and fruitless arguments. While the book is a breezy read, there's no substance in it's pages, and characters are introduced like they're your old friends, then completely disappear two pages later. There are overrunning plot-lines and I'm still not sure what the focus of the book was meant to be.
While "The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society" makes for easy reading on a summer day, it leaves the reader wondering why they bothered.
November 19, 2025
Light-hearted and fun, What Happens in Texas is colorful tale of 4 women, ranch life and the ruckus that ensures.
Billed as a contemporary romance, I going to say this is more woman’s fiction with a light touch of romantic entanglements. This was an easy read with a fun, simple and predictable plot with lots of self-imposed angst caused precariously by the characters.
If you need to let your hair down, grab a glass a wine and not take life/your choice in reading too seriously What Happens in Texas is the perfect book for you.
I received this ARC copy of What Happens In Texas from SOURCEBOOKS Casablanca in exchange for a honest review. This book is set for publication June 7, 2016.
Billed as a contemporary romance, I going to say this is more woman’s fiction with a light touch of romantic entanglements. This was an easy read with a fun, simple and predictable plot with lots of self-imposed angst caused precariously by the characters.
If you need to let your hair down, grab a glass a wine and not take life/your choice in reading too seriously What Happens in Texas is the perfect book for you.
I received this ARC copy of What Happens In Texas from SOURCEBOOKS Casablanca in exchange for a honest review. This book is set for publication June 7, 2016.
March 13, 2013
3.5 Carolyn Brown is most known for her contemporary western romances and I was excited to try The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society Jubilee her first venture into woman’s fiction. Brown delivered a humorous tale about four women living in Cadillac, Texas. This was a quick, quirky and enjoyable character driven tale about life in a small town renowned for growing the hottest jalapeños.
Oh my, the things that go on Cadillac Texas! We meet the members of the Jalapeno Society run by; Violet Prescott the town's self-imposed queen and ruler. The tale centers around Trixie Matthews, twins Marty and Cathy Andrews and Darla Jean the newest addition to their social circle. Cathy is planning to wed Ethan Prescott and Violet is planning to control her life just likes she rules her son. Cathy needs to put down her e-reader and smell the burnt coffee! Trixie lives above Miss Clawdy’s café and every Wednesday night she has a romp with her ex-husband, police officer Andy. Darla Jean is a reformed hooker who now preaches the word of God. Everyone is worried about the elections and dealing with life’s daily drama in small town Texas. As this character driven tale unfolded, I laughed and giggled aloud.
Brown has created a unique, sometimes hilarious cast of characters in this small town. Whether you love them or hate them you certainly won’t forget them. Marty, Trixie, Cathy and Darla are all very different and together they are wonderful. Even the twins are night and day; Cathy is soft-spoken and an introvert while Marty just lays it all out there and says exactly what she thinks. Trixie’s relationship with her ex-husband Andy and the woman he cheated on her with Anna Ruth was an interesting tread. Darla is an original and often offers the others a shoulder and advice. Violet is the type of woman you love to hate and secretly hope to see get her comeuppance. Aunt Agnes, god love her; she was my favorite character. Her shenanigans brought tears of joy to my eyes and made my sides hurt. There are other secondary characters we meet who add to the drama or help depict small town life.
I just have to put this out there... the secret to gorwing the hottest jalapeños made me giggle, then squish my nose. This is a heartwarming, hilarious, drama about friendship and small town politics. We see growth, friendship, a little mischief and some hanky-panky all wrapped in a clean southern tale. The tale starts a little slow, but once you get to know the characters you become hooked. The characters all felt believable whether you loved them or loved hating them. While I did not connect with all of them I did understand what drove them and their dynamics in this small town. I enjoyed my visit and would certainly go to Cadillac, Texas again.
ARC received in exchange for unbiased review.
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Oh my, the things that go on Cadillac Texas! We meet the members of the Jalapeno Society run by; Violet Prescott the town's self-imposed queen and ruler. The tale centers around Trixie Matthews, twins Marty and Cathy Andrews and Darla Jean the newest addition to their social circle. Cathy is planning to wed Ethan Prescott and Violet is planning to control her life just likes she rules her son. Cathy needs to put down her e-reader and smell the burnt coffee! Trixie lives above Miss Clawdy’s café and every Wednesday night she has a romp with her ex-husband, police officer Andy. Darla Jean is a reformed hooker who now preaches the word of God. Everyone is worried about the elections and dealing with life’s daily drama in small town Texas. As this character driven tale unfolded, I laughed and giggled aloud.
Brown has created a unique, sometimes hilarious cast of characters in this small town. Whether you love them or hate them you certainly won’t forget them. Marty, Trixie, Cathy and Darla are all very different and together they are wonderful. Even the twins are night and day; Cathy is soft-spoken and an introvert while Marty just lays it all out there and says exactly what she thinks. Trixie’s relationship with her ex-husband Andy and the woman he cheated on her with Anna Ruth was an interesting tread. Darla is an original and often offers the others a shoulder and advice. Violet is the type of woman you love to hate and secretly hope to see get her comeuppance. Aunt Agnes, god love her; she was my favorite character. Her shenanigans brought tears of joy to my eyes and made my sides hurt. There are other secondary characters we meet who add to the drama or help depict small town life.
I just have to put this out there... the secret to gorwing the hottest jalapeños made me giggle, then squish my nose. This is a heartwarming, hilarious, drama about friendship and small town politics. We see growth, friendship, a little mischief and some hanky-panky all wrapped in a clean southern tale. The tale starts a little slow, but once you get to know the characters you become hooked. The characters all felt believable whether you loved them or loved hating them. While I did not connect with all of them I did understand what drove them and their dynamics in this small town. I enjoyed my visit and would certainly go to Cadillac, Texas again.
ARC received in exchange for unbiased review.
See more of my reviews @ Caffeinated Book Reviewer
September 16, 2013
This is the first time I've read a book by this author. I thought this book was written haphazardly, and things didn't happen logically-revelations you'd expect to cause an uproar didn't, while minor things were blown out of proportion. Also, I hate it when an author doesn't write dialogue the way people actually talk-Brown uses "you are" for "you're", "I will" for "I'll", etc. It's my belief that when writing, you should use contractions and save the proper usage for when a character wants to emphasize something-such as, "I'll do that for you" versus "I will not do that for you".
Anyway, the writing was also uneven-at times, it read as if someone else took over writing and didn't bother to keep the characters consistent. Come to think of it, the whole book read as though the author wrote it as fast as she could and didn't have anyone else read it before she sent it to the publisher, who didn't edit it before publication.
Lastly, sometimes it had a "Steel Magnolias" feel to it. I bet Brown envisioned Shirley MacLaine playing Agnes.
I didn't hate the book though, it has its good points, and I liked the friendship between the women, and sometimes the conflicts between Agnes and Violet were pretty good. The only character I liked was Trixie, but she wasn't fleshed out enough to be a really good character-none of them were. That's why I gave it two stars.
Anyway, the writing was also uneven-at times, it read as if someone else took over writing and didn't bother to keep the characters consistent. Come to think of it, the whole book read as though the author wrote it as fast as she could and didn't have anyone else read it before she sent it to the publisher, who didn't edit it before publication.
Lastly, sometimes it had a "Steel Magnolias" feel to it. I bet Brown envisioned Shirley MacLaine playing Agnes.
I didn't hate the book though, it has its good points, and I liked the friendship between the women, and sometimes the conflicts between Agnes and Violet were pretty good. The only character I liked was Trixie, but she wasn't fleshed out enough to be a really good character-none of them were. That's why I gave it two stars.
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November 2, 2016Brown’s light-hearted writing style paints a vivid picture of this corner of Texas, inviting readers into an unforgettable story. She takes everyday life and shows you people how they really are. She brings the setting to life with picturesque yet extremely vivid descriptions that allowed me to walk through these ranches alongside the characters. All the while, Brown tells a complex yet easily enjoyable tale.
Brown’s characters are fulfilling and a joy to get to know. I appreciated how the main characters stood out and truly became individuals that you come to know inside and out. At the same time, you get to know them as the story progresses, in a slow reveal. The dialogue in this novel was fantastic. The local drawl and speech patterns really shine through.
It was a fun read with that hint of emotion that makes the romance shine all the more brightly.
Please note that I received a complimentary copy of this work in exchange for an honest review.
Brown’s characters are fulfilling and a joy to get to know. I appreciated how the main characters stood out and truly became individuals that you come to know inside and out. At the same time, you get to know them as the story progresses, in a slow reveal. The dialogue in this novel was fantastic. The local drawl and speech patterns really shine through.
It was a fun read with that hint of emotion that makes the romance shine all the more brightly.
Please note that I received a complimentary copy of this work in exchange for an honest review.
July 19, 2025
“They were all kin, not by blood, but by heartstrings.”
The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society Jubilee was an okay book. I ended up taking my sweet time with this little library loan and I'm happy that I finally finished it. The characters within this had their pros and cons. Some storylines made me laugh, while others annoyed me. Not exactly sure what's going to happen next in this series, but I will probably be upset if Victoria doesn't get taken down or change for the better. I do love Agnes for how much she is committed to the cause, though.
December 4, 2013
Oh, my God... I LOVED this book! Think "Steel Magnolias" meets "Fried Green Tomatoes." It is so sassy and funny, with a great story and some of the best characters I've ever met. It is full of Southern women being total Southern bit*hes, and having a blast while doing it. It moves along at a brisk pace and kept me completely engrossed every step of the way. I just thought the cover was fun so I decided to read it, and I am so glad I did. One of the most enjoyable books I can remember reading in a while.
September 19, 2013
The characters are wonderful and the story's pretty good, but did no one read this through to make sure it made sense before going ahead and printing it up? There are some major consistency problems -- someone somehow both walks and drives to the Dairy Queen, the subject of a sentence changes midway -- that probably should've been caught.
May 4, 2013
I thought this book would be a fun read judging by the synopsis on the back of the book, but I was greatly disappointed. I felt like the story just sort of rambled on without any particular direction in mind. It was like I was reading a rough draft of something that needed fleshing out.
May 2, 2017
A hilarious offering from Carolyn Brown, showing that men may come and go, but friendship is forever. Cathy, Marty and Trixie have been friends all their lives, and together own and run Miss Clawdy's Café. Darla Jean is a new addition to their circle, a former hooker who has turned preacher. At the beginning of the book, Cathy is engaged to Ethan, an up and coming politician, Marty is enjoying the single life with whatever cowboy catches her eye, Trixie has divorced two-timing Andy but is still sleeping with him and Darla Jean is watching over everyone. All of them are kept on their toes trying to keep Aunt Agnes out of trouble. There is small town drama on top of drama, with hilarious shenanigans throughout.
Cathy is the "good" sister, quiet, never in trouble. She caught the eye of Ethan, who feels she will be the perfect political wife. Cathy is looking forward to the wedding, but dealing with Ethan's overbearing mother, Violet, and his campaign manager is making her miserable. Violet is the self-proclaimed queen of Cadillac and what she says, goes. In the beginning, Cathy seemed like quite a doormat, never standing up to Violet and her demands. The only thing she did for herself was reading the erotic romances that were her escape.
Marty is the "wild" sister. Besides the café, she also works on cars with their friend Jack. She has no interest in settling down, instead she enjoys the company of whoever catches her eye. Once a week she teaches the GED course at the college. She is loyal to family and friends, and once her word is given, she keeps it. She has never forgiven Andy for cheating on Trixie, and makes sure that he knows it. She has a couple of secrets that could create problems if they were to come out. One, is that she writes erotic romances, the same ones that she doesn't know her sister and friend read. Two, she voted against her friend and her aunt joining the Blue Ribbon Jalapeño Society.
Trixie is the third partner in the café. She was married to Andy until she discovered that he had been cheating on her with Anna Ruth. She divorced him, but misses the fun times they had in bed, so she has a weekly booty call with him. She knows her friends would be mad if they found out, so she keeps it a secret. Trixie is also dealing with the slow loss of her mother to Alzheimer's. Her visits to her mom in the nursing home break her heart, as Janie slips further and further away.
Darla Jean retired from her previous life and took up preaching instead. She lives across from the café and keeps an eye on things. She's a down to earth person who knows there's plenty of good and bad in the world. She's developed quite a knack for smoothing over ruffled feathers, which comes in handy when dealing with Aunt Agnes. She also discovers an additional purpose to her life as she assists abused women in escaping their abusers and starting over.
The book starts out with a bang, as the voting for the new member of the Society takes place. Marty isn't happy about the way she has to vote, and feels guilty about it, but a promise is a promise. The excitement continues when Trixie and Andy are about to get busy and Aunt Agnes shows up at the house with her shotgun, claiming she saw Trixie being assaulted through the window. Cops are called, shots are fired, Andy escapes without being seen, while the others try to talk Agnes down.
Meanwhile, as the wedding gets closer, Violet's and Ethan's demands and expectations start to wear on Cathy. The pre-nup that they want her to sign is the last straw, and Cathy finds her backbone in an impressive way. From there, she takes back her life, and finds a bit of her sister's spirit lurking in her own soul. I loved seeing her find her place and her voice. I liked seeing Marty soften her own edges, as she has to balance keeping her secret or hurting her friend. Trixie's eyes are opened regarding her ex when she discovers that he isn't just cheating on the woman he cheated on her with and she realizes that she deserves better.
The long-running feud between Agnes and Violet continues to heat up. Violet continues with her attempts to control everything, especially anything that could have an effect on the upcoming election. Agnes is just as determined to make things as difficult as possible for Violet, and has some truly creative methods. The fudge incident at the festival was especially memorable, as was the fun at the parade. I loved Agnes and her feistiness. She had no problem saying what was on her mind at any time. She also had a huge heart under that crusty façade, as was shown in the way she helped Darla Jean. I also loved how Agnes would fuss at all the girls. She was especially sharp with Trixie, who would give as good as she got. But in the end, they were on the same side.
I loved seeing how all four women supported each other through good and bad. They had their arguments and misunderstandings, but in the end, friendship always came out on top. I also loved their friend Jack, who was like a brother to them all. There were some terrific scenes with him, from car repairs, to trying not to give away secrets that weren't his to share, to them helping him finally move out of his mother's house. I also loved how each one of the girls was paired with him at some point in the town's gossip chain.
Another fun character that was definitely on the "love to hate" side of the ledger was Anna Ruth. Besides being the one that broke up Trixie's marriage, she ends up being the burr under the saddle of the others also. Anna Ruth is just the type of person that Violet would like for Ethan, instead of Cathy. She's very good at kissing up to Violet, especially when it comes to the Society. She also discovers just how she got voted in, making her a pain in Marty's neck, as she thinks that makes them "practically sisters". And since everything is a drama for her, she is constantly crying on Cathy's shoulder about one thing or another. Things get even more interesting when she actually gets Andy to propose to her. Their wedding and everything leading up to it is a case for Murphy's Law, and I loved seeing how it all went.
I'm looking forward to the next book in the series.
Cathy is the "good" sister, quiet, never in trouble. She caught the eye of Ethan, who feels she will be the perfect political wife. Cathy is looking forward to the wedding, but dealing with Ethan's overbearing mother, Violet, and his campaign manager is making her miserable. Violet is the self-proclaimed queen of Cadillac and what she says, goes. In the beginning, Cathy seemed like quite a doormat, never standing up to Violet and her demands. The only thing she did for herself was reading the erotic romances that were her escape.
Marty is the "wild" sister. Besides the café, she also works on cars with their friend Jack. She has no interest in settling down, instead she enjoys the company of whoever catches her eye. Once a week she teaches the GED course at the college. She is loyal to family and friends, and once her word is given, she keeps it. She has never forgiven Andy for cheating on Trixie, and makes sure that he knows it. She has a couple of secrets that could create problems if they were to come out. One, is that she writes erotic romances, the same ones that she doesn't know her sister and friend read. Two, she voted against her friend and her aunt joining the Blue Ribbon Jalapeño Society.
Trixie is the third partner in the café. She was married to Andy until she discovered that he had been cheating on her with Anna Ruth. She divorced him, but misses the fun times they had in bed, so she has a weekly booty call with him. She knows her friends would be mad if they found out, so she keeps it a secret. Trixie is also dealing with the slow loss of her mother to Alzheimer's. Her visits to her mom in the nursing home break her heart, as Janie slips further and further away.
Darla Jean retired from her previous life and took up preaching instead. She lives across from the café and keeps an eye on things. She's a down to earth person who knows there's plenty of good and bad in the world. She's developed quite a knack for smoothing over ruffled feathers, which comes in handy when dealing with Aunt Agnes. She also discovers an additional purpose to her life as she assists abused women in escaping their abusers and starting over.
The book starts out with a bang, as the voting for the new member of the Society takes place. Marty isn't happy about the way she has to vote, and feels guilty about it, but a promise is a promise. The excitement continues when Trixie and Andy are about to get busy and Aunt Agnes shows up at the house with her shotgun, claiming she saw Trixie being assaulted through the window. Cops are called, shots are fired, Andy escapes without being seen, while the others try to talk Agnes down.
Meanwhile, as the wedding gets closer, Violet's and Ethan's demands and expectations start to wear on Cathy. The pre-nup that they want her to sign is the last straw, and Cathy finds her backbone in an impressive way. From there, she takes back her life, and finds a bit of her sister's spirit lurking in her own soul. I loved seeing her find her place and her voice. I liked seeing Marty soften her own edges, as she has to balance keeping her secret or hurting her friend. Trixie's eyes are opened regarding her ex when she discovers that he isn't just cheating on the woman he cheated on her with and she realizes that she deserves better.
The long-running feud between Agnes and Violet continues to heat up. Violet continues with her attempts to control everything, especially anything that could have an effect on the upcoming election. Agnes is just as determined to make things as difficult as possible for Violet, and has some truly creative methods. The fudge incident at the festival was especially memorable, as was the fun at the parade. I loved Agnes and her feistiness. She had no problem saying what was on her mind at any time. She also had a huge heart under that crusty façade, as was shown in the way she helped Darla Jean. I also loved how Agnes would fuss at all the girls. She was especially sharp with Trixie, who would give as good as she got. But in the end, they were on the same side.
I loved seeing how all four women supported each other through good and bad. They had their arguments and misunderstandings, but in the end, friendship always came out on top. I also loved their friend Jack, who was like a brother to them all. There were some terrific scenes with him, from car repairs, to trying not to give away secrets that weren't his to share, to them helping him finally move out of his mother's house. I also loved how each one of the girls was paired with him at some point in the town's gossip chain.
Another fun character that was definitely on the "love to hate" side of the ledger was Anna Ruth. Besides being the one that broke up Trixie's marriage, she ends up being the burr under the saddle of the others also. Anna Ruth is just the type of person that Violet would like for Ethan, instead of Cathy. She's very good at kissing up to Violet, especially when it comes to the Society. She also discovers just how she got voted in, making her a pain in Marty's neck, as she thinks that makes them "practically sisters". And since everything is a drama for her, she is constantly crying on Cathy's shoulder about one thing or another. Things get even more interesting when she actually gets Andy to propose to her. Their wedding and everything leading up to it is a case for Murphy's Law, and I loved seeing how it all went.
I'm looking forward to the next book in the series.
March 5, 2025
I picked it up purely because of the quirky title and it was certainly a whirlwind of a story. It lagged in places and was a bit confusing to start with SO many characters right off the bat, but eventually I sorted out all the relationships. The small town life with the array of personalities was fun.
December 30, 2022
Tame story about twin sisters and the women in their lives.
Very readable and often amusing.
Very readable and often amusing.
February 12, 2013
This book is about 3 women (and so much more). A small town, gossip, a group and everything falls apart.
First we have Trixie who had a cheating husband (she still fools around with him cos she can't resist him). She was nice, but yes dump that idiot and move on! Then we have the twins Cathy and Marty. They could not be different. The quiet and the loud one. Cathy is set to marry a boring man with a horrid mother. Marty is free and outspoken. I liked them both, maybe Cathy more since we followed her road to finding what she wants.
And then we have their aunt Agnes, the horrid Violet (Cathy's future mother-in-law!) who wants to rule the town and the society they are apart of. Darla Jean, the former prostitute who turned preacher, that (I will not say it cos I am a lady *coughs*), Anna Ruth who stole away Trixie's husband. Quite the set of characters and all with their agendas and dreams.
A nice story to read. Though I would not want to live there, maybe visit cos they all sound so fun! But before that Violet needs to go ;)
Drama, gossip, romance, secrets and most of all friendship.
First we have Trixie who had a cheating husband (she still fools around with him cos she can't resist him). She was nice, but yes dump that idiot and move on! Then we have the twins Cathy and Marty. They could not be different. The quiet and the loud one. Cathy is set to marry a boring man with a horrid mother. Marty is free and outspoken. I liked them both, maybe Cathy more since we followed her road to finding what she wants.
And then we have their aunt Agnes, the horrid Violet (Cathy's future mother-in-law!) who wants to rule the town and the society they are apart of. Darla Jean, the former prostitute who turned preacher, that (I will not say it cos I am a lady *coughs*), Anna Ruth who stole away Trixie's husband. Quite the set of characters and all with their agendas and dreams.
A nice story to read. Though I would not want to live there, maybe visit cos they all sound so fun! But before that Violet needs to go ;)
Drama, gossip, romance, secrets and most of all friendship.
May 20, 2020
Being the first book in the Cadillac Texas Series, The Blue Ribbon Jalapeno Society has already gotten me hooked! Filled with loads of laughter, I was unable to put it down until I read it all! Twin sisters, Marty and Cathy Andrew's run Miss Clawdy's Cafe along with their good friend Trixie. Famous for growing their mama's famous red hot jalapeno peppers they have decided to enter the Blue Ribbon Jalapeno Society Jubilee this year on their own instead of letting the Society take the blue ribbon that belongs to Miss Clawdy's. Violet Prescott, the president of the society and Cadillacs "Queen Bee", is going to do whatever she can to keep Marty and Cathy, who is soon to be Violets daughter in law, from breaking tradition. Unfortunately, Agnes Flynn, Marty and Cathy's aunt is Violet's mortal enemy. When these two get together, the fur is sure to fly. Will Cathy be able to go up against her future mother in law? Will Agnes be able to stop Violet from trying to cause her nieces more problems or will Violet finally get the best of Agnes? This is a series that I highly recommend to all! Author Carolyn Brown is such an amazing storyteller! She writes with so much emotion and clarity that I actually feel like a character in the book and can see every detail that is written! I cannot wait to read the second book in this series!
March 11, 2021
I'm torn about this book. I almost stopped reading it several times because I found the characters frustrating and annoying, but by the 50% mark, I started enjoying it. Cathy and Marty are twins who are complete opposites: Cathy is sweet and nice to everyone, Marty (Martha) is acerbic and "wild." Their best friend, Trixie, co-owns Clawdy's Cafe (named after Cathy and Marty's deceased mother, Claudia) with them. Throw in crazy Aunt Agnes; Darla Jean, a former hooker who is now a preacher; Cathy's soon-to-to-be mother-in-law, Violet, and Trixie's ex-husband's new flame, Anna Ruth, to round out life in small-town Cadillac, TX.
Cathy is engaged to Ethan, Violet's son, and is looking forward to having her own home and children, despite the fact that Ethan is not passionate about anything but winning the mayoral election. Violet is is town's self-appointed matriarch and very critical of Cathy. (Trying is understand why Cathy was bothering with this hideous relationship is one of the reasons I almost stopped reading.) Marty teaches a GED-prep class at the local community college and writes erotic novels on the side. Trixie hates her ex-husband for sleeping with Anna Ruth, but meets him every Wednesday for sex. (Another "why?" I struggled with.) Violet is a pretentious bitch; Anna Ruth is drama queen; Aunt Agnes is mean-spirited; Ethan is stuffy and pompous, and Trixie's ex-husband is a jerk.
The first half of the book dragged for me. The second half was better and at times funny. This is a first in a series of books - I will not be reading the others in the series.
Cathy is engaged to Ethan, Violet's son, and is looking forward to having her own home and children, despite the fact that Ethan is not passionate about anything but winning the mayoral election. Violet is is town's self-appointed matriarch and very critical of Cathy. (Trying is understand why Cathy was bothering with this hideous relationship is one of the reasons I almost stopped reading.) Marty teaches a GED-prep class at the local community college and writes erotic novels on the side. Trixie hates her ex-husband for sleeping with Anna Ruth, but meets him every Wednesday for sex. (Another "why?" I struggled with.) Violet is a pretentious bitch; Anna Ruth is drama queen; Aunt Agnes is mean-spirited; Ethan is stuffy and pompous, and Trixie's ex-husband is a jerk.
The first half of the book dragged for me. The second half was better and at times funny. This is a first in a series of books - I will not be reading the others in the series.
September 2, 2022
I was torn between the one-star rating to the two-star rating. Let's make it 1.5. The book had potential but I felt like the author tried too hard in having what she may have considered to be quirky and eccentric, or unique, characters. It fell flat and felt forced. I skipped pages and even a few chapters just to finish and was definitely skipping paragraphs. I don't think it worked.
March 18, 2024
This book remined me of Steel Magnolia's...small town, everyone knows each other and all up in their business, dysfunctional relationships, with gossip, jealousy, secrets and lies, complete with lifelong friendships and enemies.
Very entertaining.
Very entertaining.
July 10, 2022
Lord, I love the South
Brilliant. Slightly bawdy, heartwarming, and just plain hilarious in spots. Steel Magnolias meets Fried Green Tomatoes. A perfect summer read!
Brilliant. Slightly bawdy, heartwarming, and just plain hilarious in spots. Steel Magnolias meets Fried Green Tomatoes. A perfect summer read!
June 30, 2016
Entertaining southern women's fiction!
She started up the car and sighed. If only her fiancé, Ethan, could be as passionate as the men that Candy Parker wrote about. It didn't matter if they were cowboys, firemen, Navy SEALs, or even mechanics. They all had one thing in common. They knew how to turn a woman on until all she could think about were their hands and lips on every part of her body.
WHAT HAPPENS IN TEXAS by Carolyn Brown is an entertaining fictional account of two twin sisters and a colorful plate-full of supporting characters. It was originally published as THE BLUE-RIBBON JALAPENO SOCIETY JUBILEE. It's billed as a contemporary romance but, in my opinion, that's a misnomer.
WHAT HAPPENS IN TEXAS is the story of Cathy and Marty Andrews, their best friends, neighbors and some not-so friends. There were so many characters and so much going on that I had trouble at times keeping it all straight. Humorous dialogue and craziness was on almost every page. I just wish the tale had included more romance.
The story is set in the busy, small southern town of Cadillac, Texas. Cadillac started out as a cotton town. It got its name during the oil boom when it was rumored that Cadillacs would soon be produced in a plant there. The plant never materialized, but the name stuck.
The story opens with a meeting of the influential Blue Ribbon Jalapeno Society whose members excel at winning ribbons at the Texas State Fair for their jalapeno pepper entries. Membership in the Society is coveted and limited to twenty one members. The twins' mother and grandmother had grown the hottest peppers in the state.
Here's a little bit about a few of the characters: Cathy story provides much self-imposed angst. She feels that her biological clock is ticking down and she wants to marry and have kids before it's too late. To that end, she becomes engaged to Ethan, a dull, aspiring politician with a controlling mother, Violet, Violet also heads up the Blue Ribbon Jalapeno Society. Cathy's and Ethan's romantic relationship is ho-hum - it actually felt more like a business arrangement - but Cathy hopes - with a snowball's-chance-in-hell - that it will evolve to be like those she reads about in her steamy novels. With her wedding less than two months away, preparations are in full-swing with her future mother-in-law calling all the shots. Will Cathy see the light and stand up for herself and her future happiness?
Martha, who prefers to be called Marty, is a wild child. She loves to wear her grease-stained overalls around town and work on her caddy. One of my favorite scenes involved wrapping that same caddy around a tree - for a good reason.
A supporting character, Trixie, is best friends with the twins. She lives above Miss Clawdy's Cafe and is having an affair with Andy, her ex. Her ex is living with Anna Ruth, a neat freak that broke up Trixie's marriage. Trixie is still majorly pissed at Andy, but she enjoys having sex with him and it gives her a form of payback using Andy to cheat on the low-life who broke up her marriage.
Then... there's wacky seventy-eight year old Miz Agnes who lives across the street from the Cafe and totes a shotgun AND Christian Church preacher Darla Jean, a former paid escort. That's just the tip of the iceberg on the characters. There's plenty more where these came from.
Following please find a few of my favorite quotes from this complex, but fun read:
She watered her pepper plants with the water she used to rinse out her unmentionables....
---
The closer he came, the bigger his eyes got through those thick lenses.
It was downright sexy when his eyelids shut and the lashes fanned out on his cheekbones. His lips brushed against hers and heat shot through her body. One arm tangled up in her hair and the other snaked its way around her midriff. His tongue gently parted her lips and he made love to her mouth.
---
"You killed Violet, Anna Ruth? How'd you do it? If you didn't drive a stake through her heart, she'll come back alive."
Carolyn's excellent storytelling skills are in the forefront in this book. She richly details everyday life in Cadillac and brings it to life in this riotous romp. Carolyn is one of my favorite romance authors. Unfortunately, I'm not a huge fan of southern fiction, unless it's integrated into a solid romance. So, please take that into consideration when you read this review as this tale is well-written, but not one that rocked my boat. If you enjoy humorous women's fiction with just a touch of romance, you will find yourself laughing-out-loud with the characters in WHAT HAPPENS IN TEXAS!
My full review is posted at Reading Between The Wines Book Club. Please check it out there: http://www.readingbetweenthewinesbook...
She started up the car and sighed. If only her fiancé, Ethan, could be as passionate as the men that Candy Parker wrote about. It didn't matter if they were cowboys, firemen, Navy SEALs, or even mechanics. They all had one thing in common. They knew how to turn a woman on until all she could think about were their hands and lips on every part of her body.
WHAT HAPPENS IN TEXAS by Carolyn Brown is an entertaining fictional account of two twin sisters and a colorful plate-full of supporting characters. It was originally published as THE BLUE-RIBBON JALAPENO SOCIETY JUBILEE. It's billed as a contemporary romance but, in my opinion, that's a misnomer.
WHAT HAPPENS IN TEXAS is the story of Cathy and Marty Andrews, their best friends, neighbors and some not-so friends. There were so many characters and so much going on that I had trouble at times keeping it all straight. Humorous dialogue and craziness was on almost every page. I just wish the tale had included more romance.
The story is set in the busy, small southern town of Cadillac, Texas. Cadillac started out as a cotton town. It got its name during the oil boom when it was rumored that Cadillacs would soon be produced in a plant there. The plant never materialized, but the name stuck.
The story opens with a meeting of the influential Blue Ribbon Jalapeno Society whose members excel at winning ribbons at the Texas State Fair for their jalapeno pepper entries. Membership in the Society is coveted and limited to twenty one members. The twins' mother and grandmother had grown the hottest peppers in the state.
Here's a little bit about a few of the characters: Cathy story provides much self-imposed angst. She feels that her biological clock is ticking down and she wants to marry and have kids before it's too late. To that end, she becomes engaged to Ethan, a dull, aspiring politician with a controlling mother, Violet, Violet also heads up the Blue Ribbon Jalapeno Society. Cathy's and Ethan's romantic relationship is ho-hum - it actually felt more like a business arrangement - but Cathy hopes - with a snowball's-chance-in-hell - that it will evolve to be like those she reads about in her steamy novels. With her wedding less than two months away, preparations are in full-swing with her future mother-in-law calling all the shots. Will Cathy see the light and stand up for herself and her future happiness?
Martha, who prefers to be called Marty, is a wild child. She loves to wear her grease-stained overalls around town and work on her caddy. One of my favorite scenes involved wrapping that same caddy around a tree - for a good reason.
A supporting character, Trixie, is best friends with the twins. She lives above Miss Clawdy's Cafe and is having an affair with Andy, her ex. Her ex is living with Anna Ruth, a neat freak that broke up Trixie's marriage. Trixie is still majorly pissed at Andy, but she enjoys having sex with him and it gives her a form of payback using Andy to cheat on the low-life who broke up her marriage.
Then... there's wacky seventy-eight year old Miz Agnes who lives across the street from the Cafe and totes a shotgun AND Christian Church preacher Darla Jean, a former paid escort. That's just the tip of the iceberg on the characters. There's plenty more where these came from.
Following please find a few of my favorite quotes from this complex, but fun read:
She watered her pepper plants with the water she used to rinse out her unmentionables....
---
The closer he came, the bigger his eyes got through those thick lenses.
It was downright sexy when his eyelids shut and the lashes fanned out on his cheekbones. His lips brushed against hers and heat shot through her body. One arm tangled up in her hair and the other snaked its way around her midriff. His tongue gently parted her lips and he made love to her mouth.
---
"You killed Violet, Anna Ruth? How'd you do it? If you didn't drive a stake through her heart, she'll come back alive."
Carolyn's excellent storytelling skills are in the forefront in this book. She richly details everyday life in Cadillac and brings it to life in this riotous romp. Carolyn is one of my favorite romance authors. Unfortunately, I'm not a huge fan of southern fiction, unless it's integrated into a solid romance. So, please take that into consideration when you read this review as this tale is well-written, but not one that rocked my boat. If you enjoy humorous women's fiction with just a touch of romance, you will find yourself laughing-out-loud with the characters in WHAT HAPPENS IN TEXAS!
My full review is posted at Reading Between The Wines Book Club. Please check it out there: http://www.readingbetweenthewinesbook...
February 26, 2021
I loved this book! Not for the literary prowess of the author but for the sheer fun of it!
I want girl friends like these women!
A total fun romp, I laughed so hard . Great escape
I want girl friends like these women!
A total fun romp, I laughed so hard . Great escape
May 24, 2016
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Paperback, 384 pages
Expected publication: June 7th 2016 by Sourcebooks Casablanca
ISBN 1492638749 (ISBN13: 9781492638742)
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Carolyn Brown brings her unique voice to this tale of twin sisters finding love in a small Texas town.
Cathy Andrew's biological clock has passed the ticking stage and is dangerously close to "blown plumb up." While her twin sister Marty thinks settling down with one man is just a waste of good cowboys, Cathy wants it all: the perfect husband, the baby, and a little house right there in Cadillac. But even as the town is laying bets on whose wedding will be next, Cathy doesn't see happily-ever-after happening anytime soon.
Fortunately, Cathy and Marty have best friends who aren't afraid to stir up a ruckus-and if it means Cathy's got to bust out and set the town on its ear they'll back her up-no matter how hot things get.
(Originally published as The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society Jubilee.)
"Carolyn Brown's storytelling is humorous, heartwarming, and full of sass and spunk...the chemistry sizzles." -RT Book Reviews
"Ms. Brown has written some of the best dialogue I've read in a while...completely believable." -Fresh Fiction
"I know when I read a book by Carolyn Brown, I'm in for a treat." -Long and Short Reviews
Love the tales penned by author Carolyn Brown, she writes comfortable reads that personally am a fan of because her style is easy going and the humorous banter prevalent in each book always gives them a punch that I enjoy more with each new work.
Cadillac Texas, a fictional town is the kind of place one either loves or hates because of it’s lack of city amenities but no lack of juicy gossip as long as the Andrew’s sisters inhabit it.
Cathy is the good twin, the one who you can count on for a kind word and helping hand when it is needed.
Marty on the other hand swears, lives for the moment and is known for saving a horse and riding a cowboy.
Along with their Aunt Agnes, childhood friends Trixie and Jack and other memorable characters the tale they bring to life has lots of laughs, lots of angst, lots of drama and most all some great surprises that keep the reader on their toes all through the book.
Paperback, 384 pages
Expected publication: June 7th 2016 by Sourcebooks Casablanca
ISBN 1492638749 (ISBN13: 9781492638742)
Other Editions None found
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BOOK SYNOPSIS
Carolyn Brown brings her unique voice to this tale of twin sisters finding love in a small Texas town.
Cathy Andrew's biological clock has passed the ticking stage and is dangerously close to "blown plumb up." While her twin sister Marty thinks settling down with one man is just a waste of good cowboys, Cathy wants it all: the perfect husband, the baby, and a little house right there in Cadillac. But even as the town is laying bets on whose wedding will be next, Cathy doesn't see happily-ever-after happening anytime soon.
Fortunately, Cathy and Marty have best friends who aren't afraid to stir up a ruckus-and if it means Cathy's got to bust out and set the town on its ear they'll back her up-no matter how hot things get.
(Originally published as The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeno Society Jubilee.)
"Carolyn Brown's storytelling is humorous, heartwarming, and full of sass and spunk...the chemistry sizzles." -RT Book Reviews
"Ms. Brown has written some of the best dialogue I've read in a while...completely believable." -Fresh Fiction
"I know when I read a book by Carolyn Brown, I'm in for a treat." -Long and Short Reviews
My Thoughts
Love the tales penned by author Carolyn Brown, she writes comfortable reads that personally am a fan of because her style is easy going and the humorous banter prevalent in each book always gives them a punch that I enjoy more with each new work.
Cadillac Texas, a fictional town is the kind of place one either loves or hates because of it’s lack of city amenities but no lack of juicy gossip as long as the Andrew’s sisters inhabit it.
Cathy is the good twin, the one who you can count on for a kind word and helping hand when it is needed.
Marty on the other hand swears, lives for the moment and is known for saving a horse and riding a cowboy.
Along with their Aunt Agnes, childhood friends Trixie and Jack and other memorable characters the tale they bring to life has lots of laughs, lots of angst, lots of drama and most all some great surprises that keep the reader on their toes all through the book.
[EArc from Netgalley in exchange for honest review]
March 12, 2013
Carolyn Brown has caused me many sleepless nights.
After reading the first page of her latest release, The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Society Jubilee, I knew it was going to happen again. Brown’s flare with words and situations makes you feel you know the characters. You’re drawn in to share in their joys and sorrow and can’t turn back.
In this, her first mainstream fiction novel, Brown captures true friendship, small town living, and the adventurous journey love takes us on. The characters are well-blended and realistic. The story, while having several components, flows smoothly with its share of surprises, laugh-out-loud moments, and twists along the way.
The story revolves around four young women, a crazy but crafty great-aunt, and an elite ladies society club battle lines have been drawn over. Welcome to Cadillac, Texas, were the summers are hot but the jalapeño peppers are hotter.
Twin sisters Cathy and Marty, along with their friend Trixie, own and operate Miss Clawdy’s Café. Using a pen name, Marty secretly writes erotic romance which Cathy thrives on. Trixie continues to see her ex-husband once a week for fun sex while he’s living with Anna Ruth, the reason they divorced. Cathy is engaged to the son of her great-aunt’s worst enemy, Violet. A force to be reckoned with and president of the ladies society club, Violet has the wedding and Cathy’s life all planned out. (Great) Aunt Agnes is a spit-fire of a woman who says what she feels and does what she wants. She may appear crazy, but there is a method to her madness that sees results.
Across the street from the café Darla Jean, a former-escort-turned preacher, operates a church in a renovated gas station. She helps the trio with Agnes and finds she also has a knack for helping abused women.
The story may sound a bit confusing, but it’s not. The lives of the main characters and those of the eclectic townspeople are intertwined in such a way as to make you think of people around you. The highs, the lows; the fun, the sadness; the hilarious, the can-I-just-slap-her moments make for a delightful and heartwarming read.
Brown continues her down-home style mixed with quirky new characters for a refreshing entry into the world of women’s fiction. The Blue Ribbon Jalapeño Society Jubilee has sass, southern charm, steamy romance, friendship, and loyalty. Now that I’ve met the gang, I can’t wait to see what they’re up to in The Red-Hot Chili Cook-Off (slated for release in April 2014).
The intriguing characters of The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Society Jubilee and their zany look at life will stay with you long after you’ve finished the last page.
FTC Full Disclosure - I requested this book and it was sent to me by the publisher in hopes I would review it. However, receiving the complimentary copy did not influence my review.
After reading the first page of her latest release, The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Society Jubilee, I knew it was going to happen again. Brown’s flare with words and situations makes you feel you know the characters. You’re drawn in to share in their joys and sorrow and can’t turn back.
In this, her first mainstream fiction novel, Brown captures true friendship, small town living, and the adventurous journey love takes us on. The characters are well-blended and realistic. The story, while having several components, flows smoothly with its share of surprises, laugh-out-loud moments, and twists along the way.
The story revolves around four young women, a crazy but crafty great-aunt, and an elite ladies society club battle lines have been drawn over. Welcome to Cadillac, Texas, were the summers are hot but the jalapeño peppers are hotter.
Twin sisters Cathy and Marty, along with their friend Trixie, own and operate Miss Clawdy’s Café. Using a pen name, Marty secretly writes erotic romance which Cathy thrives on. Trixie continues to see her ex-husband once a week for fun sex while he’s living with Anna Ruth, the reason they divorced. Cathy is engaged to the son of her great-aunt’s worst enemy, Violet. A force to be reckoned with and president of the ladies society club, Violet has the wedding and Cathy’s life all planned out. (Great) Aunt Agnes is a spit-fire of a woman who says what she feels and does what she wants. She may appear crazy, but there is a method to her madness that sees results.
Across the street from the café Darla Jean, a former-escort-turned preacher, operates a church in a renovated gas station. She helps the trio with Agnes and finds she also has a knack for helping abused women.
The story may sound a bit confusing, but it’s not. The lives of the main characters and those of the eclectic townspeople are intertwined in such a way as to make you think of people around you. The highs, the lows; the fun, the sadness; the hilarious, the can-I-just-slap-her moments make for a delightful and heartwarming read.
Brown continues her down-home style mixed with quirky new characters for a refreshing entry into the world of women’s fiction. The Blue Ribbon Jalapeño Society Jubilee has sass, southern charm, steamy romance, friendship, and loyalty. Now that I’ve met the gang, I can’t wait to see what they’re up to in The Red-Hot Chili Cook-Off (slated for release in April 2014).
The intriguing characters of The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Society Jubilee and their zany look at life will stay with you long after you’ve finished the last page.
FTC Full Disclosure - I requested this book and it was sent to me by the publisher in hopes I would review it. However, receiving the complimentary copy did not influence my review.
November 18, 2016
Feuding, small town gossip, relationship troubles, festivals, and friendship are all part of Carolyn Brown's first foray into women's fiction. And folks, she hit it out of the ballpark. I wasn't but a few pages in that I was delighted by the characters and town with their separate stories that come together in the end.
The story introduces for friends: Marty, Cathy, Trixie, and Darla Jean along with a quirky bunch of friends, enemies, and neighbors from the small Texas town of Cadillac. Marty and Cathy are identical twins with very different personalities. Marty likes it live wild and free and Cathy wants a husband, home, and family. The twins turned their family home and their mother's home-cooking recipes particularly her secret special hot jalapeno peppers into a restaurant. When their childhood friend, Trixie learns her husband cheated on her, she becomes the third partner in Miss Clawdy's restaurant. Darla Jean is a madam turned preacher living across the way.
The story opens with Marty, because of a death-bed promise to her mama, making a controversial vote to induct the woman who Trixie's ex cheated with into the Blue-Ribbon Jalepeno Society instead of her best friend Trixie or her great-aunt Agnes. Meanwhile, Cathy is being pressured by her fiance, Ethan, and his bossy interfering mother, Violet to conform to Violet's dictates for their wedding and future life together all to promote Ethan's political chances. Why is she more interested in the hot erotic romance on her e-reader than a night spent with Ethan? And on nights when Marty and Cathy are out of the house, Trixie is sneaking in her ex to help scratch her itch.
Things change when Agnes observes a man up in Trixie's room, word trickles out that Marty voted against her friend and aunt, and Cathy is presented with a pre-nup pushing her to leave behind her share in the restaurant. Open hostilities break out between Violtet and Agnes and lesser between other members of the town right before the big Jalapeno festival. The friends have each other's backs through thick and thin.
I had an absolutely uproarously good time with this light, yet heartwarming story. The friendship was the best part, but the antics of those two old ladies cracked me up. I loved watching the friends grow past issues and mistakes and see some of the troublemakers get their comeuppance.
I can't wait to see what comes next for the residents of Cadillac, TX. Those who enjoy humorous and light contemporary romance along with lighter women's fiction set in small town ranch country should give this one a go.
The story introduces for friends: Marty, Cathy, Trixie, and Darla Jean along with a quirky bunch of friends, enemies, and neighbors from the small Texas town of Cadillac. Marty and Cathy are identical twins with very different personalities. Marty likes it live wild and free and Cathy wants a husband, home, and family. The twins turned their family home and their mother's home-cooking recipes particularly her secret special hot jalapeno peppers into a restaurant. When their childhood friend, Trixie learns her husband cheated on her, she becomes the third partner in Miss Clawdy's restaurant. Darla Jean is a madam turned preacher living across the way.
The story opens with Marty, because of a death-bed promise to her mama, making a controversial vote to induct the woman who Trixie's ex cheated with into the Blue-Ribbon Jalepeno Society instead of her best friend Trixie or her great-aunt Agnes. Meanwhile, Cathy is being pressured by her fiance, Ethan, and his bossy interfering mother, Violet to conform to Violet's dictates for their wedding and future life together all to promote Ethan's political chances. Why is she more interested in the hot erotic romance on her e-reader than a night spent with Ethan? And on nights when Marty and Cathy are out of the house, Trixie is sneaking in her ex to help scratch her itch.
Things change when Agnes observes a man up in Trixie's room, word trickles out that Marty voted against her friend and aunt, and Cathy is presented with a pre-nup pushing her to leave behind her share in the restaurant. Open hostilities break out between Violtet and Agnes and lesser between other members of the town right before the big Jalapeno festival. The friends have each other's backs through thick and thin.
I had an absolutely uproarously good time with this light, yet heartwarming story. The friendship was the best part, but the antics of those two old ladies cracked me up. I loved watching the friends grow past issues and mistakes and see some of the troublemakers get their comeuppance.
I can't wait to see what comes next for the residents of Cadillac, TX. Those who enjoy humorous and light contemporary romance along with lighter women's fiction set in small town ranch country should give this one a go.
June 7, 2016
I enjoyed this book--I feel that I have to say that up front because it isn't going to sound like I enjoyed it from the review. There were some real problems with this book, but the fact is that it was fun--and brainless--enough for me to put that all to the side.
The first issue with this book is, despite the marketing, it is not a romance novel. There are certain hallmarks of Romance, elements that make a romance and Romance, and they weren't here. Instead, this is a work of contemporary fiction (some would say "Women's Fiction," but I choose not to recognize that as a genre). And there is nothing wrong with that--except I went into this expecting a romance, so I spent a good third or so of the book trying to figure out what was going on. Now, I can't blame Brown for this, but I do think the publisher should have handled the marketing differently.
Beyond that, this book has two major issues. The first is that it is very light on plot. There are a couple small side plots--but the main plot, or at least what I think was supposed to be the main plot, was very, very thin. Even the big secret, once it was revealed, was neither unexpected nor shocking. It was just sort of eh.
Secondly, if I had to pick one word to describe this novel, it would be TROPETASTIC. Seriously, we have every trope going here: the meddling mother-in-law, the unfaithful husband, the saint turned sinner, the ridiculously stupid ingenue. It's all there. And no one really stands out. I could not tell the 4 main female characters apart, which was frustrating.
Now, all that being said, the experience of reading this book was like watching a show such as Desperate Housewives. Yeah, it's not the most quality show out there, but it's fun and mindless and, when you need a break, it fits the bill. When I realized that was how to consider this book, I began to enjoy it quite a bit.
So if you are looking for something thought-provoking, or a true romance, you should look somewhere else. But if you are looking for a fun read to take your mind off reality for a while, this one might just fit the bill.
I received an electronic copy of this book in return for an honest review. I received no other compensation for this post.
The first issue with this book is, despite the marketing, it is not a romance novel. There are certain hallmarks of Romance, elements that make a romance and Romance, and they weren't here. Instead, this is a work of contemporary fiction (some would say "Women's Fiction," but I choose not to recognize that as a genre). And there is nothing wrong with that--except I went into this expecting a romance, so I spent a good third or so of the book trying to figure out what was going on. Now, I can't blame Brown for this, but I do think the publisher should have handled the marketing differently.
Beyond that, this book has two major issues. The first is that it is very light on plot. There are a couple small side plots--but the main plot, or at least what I think was supposed to be the main plot, was very, very thin. Even the big secret, once it was revealed, was neither unexpected nor shocking. It was just sort of eh.
Secondly, if I had to pick one word to describe this novel, it would be TROPETASTIC. Seriously, we have every trope going here: the meddling mother-in-law, the unfaithful husband, the saint turned sinner, the ridiculously stupid ingenue. It's all there. And no one really stands out. I could not tell the 4 main female characters apart, which was frustrating.
Now, all that being said, the experience of reading this book was like watching a show such as Desperate Housewives. Yeah, it's not the most quality show out there, but it's fun and mindless and, when you need a break, it fits the bill. When I realized that was how to consider this book, I began to enjoy it quite a bit.
So if you are looking for something thought-provoking, or a true romance, you should look somewhere else. But if you are looking for a fun read to take your mind off reality for a while, this one might just fit the bill.
I received an electronic copy of this book in return for an honest review. I received no other compensation for this post.
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