She’s a curvy, royal beauty. I’m a savage, commoner beast. I’m no King, but I’ve got a big staff and a thick crown - all for her, and fit for a Queen .
As the Captain of the Royal Guard, duty has always come first. Duty, honor, and a fierce loyalty to King and Kingdom. But, that’s before she comes falling into my world and into my arms.
Literally .
Queen Alessia is all woman. Curves for days, built for sin, and soft, pouty lips that I’m dying to taste. She’s also the definition of young, royal, innocent, and engaged for political reasons to a man who doesn’t deserve her.
She’s also never been touched. But then, neither have I .
A life spent training as an underground fighter and then a soldier means there’s never been a woman before her. Not ever. But Queen Alessia will be my first, she’ll be my only , and she’ll be my last .
She makes me lose control and break every single one of my rules. And today, I’m going to break my vows as a soldier. Guard her and watch her while she marries another man?
Screw that .
Queen Alessia’s been mine since the moment she fell into my world. And today, I’m going to remind of that, if it’s the last thing I do.
This is a standalone story. The books in the Royally Screwed series can be read in any order.
Wild, over-the-top, and a Queen-sized helping of growly alpha goodness ;). Grab your tiaras, get cozy on your throne, and get for insta-love fantasy at its finest.
As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and HEA guaranteed.
#1 bestselling contemporary romance author Madison Faye is the dirty alter ego of the very wholesome, very normal suburban housewife behind the stories. While she might be a wife, mom, and PTA organizer on the outside, there’s nothing but hot, steamy, and raunchy fantasies brewing right beneath the surface!
Tired of keeping them hidden inside or only having them come out in the bedroom, they’re all here in the form of some wickedly hot stories. Single-minded alpha hero, sinfully taboo relationships, and wildly over-the-top scenarios. If you love it extra dirty, extra hot, and extra naughty, this is the place for you! (Just don’t tell the other PTA members you saw her here…)
Yet another fantastic read from Madison Faye. Her books are steamy, safe and easily devoured in an hour.
Queen Alessia had never been kissed until the night she met Oren the captain of the Royal Guard. He is the man that haunts her dreams but in order to rule as she wants she must be married to another royal or so her council say. But while her head is telling her one thing her heart and body is dragging her another way. She is betrothed to another so will she follow her head or will her heart win out?
Oren has followed the rules his whole life that is until the night he met Queen Alessia and he broke all his rules for one kiss. He wants her more than he wants his next breath but he knows that they can never be together or can they? She was made to be his can he really let her marry another ?
I have loved every one of the books in this series and will can’t wait for more. Safe, steamy and smutty as always. Highly recommend the book and the author.
Forbidden romance between a curvy, plus sized Queen heroine and the royal guard hero. They have a meet cute, get obsessed, sparks fly, anal loving happens, some drama and a sexy ending.
Didn't feel connected to these characters- the big reveal at the end regarding one of the other characters was the highlight of the book. That being said, loved the cover.
We are back in this series and i hands down love the coverrrr!! I always give stars if the story has some curvy girl on the cover ❤❤
I gotta admit i had tiny mixed feelings about this one due to the push/pull between these two MC.. the duty to the crown takes a toll..i swear it took a toll.. i felt alittle tiny bit sad that Oren kinda did give up his alphaness alittle when it came to Alessia getting married for her kingdom i really wanted him to kidnap her or fight harder.. but i tell you.. that twist near the end did kinda shocked me.. and i was thinking something different 🤣 wont give that away.. as for Alessia she was cute and fun loving.. not my fave couple.. but they cute together..
Slight agnst, no ow drama but kinda om drama, no cheating, dramaish, secondary char, sexy times, Both virgins
Recommend- maybe Cover-⭐⭐⭐⭐
Instalove/lust Push/pull from h Masturbation Anal play/sex No condom Slight public exhibition Hea Epilogue
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Another dirty, filthy, raunchy, quick one-handed read with a twist… from the reigning queen of smut… Madison Faye! Hold on tight to your bodices ladies, Ms. Faye has incorporated not one but two vestal virgins in this obscenely graphic, bodice ripping, delight. Yep, you heard correctly, both the H and h in this little tale deliver a cherry poppin’ exhibition. The fantastical narrative pairs a common soldier with a queen and a HUGE… ahem… plot twist that I never saw coming… Possessing a really BIG crown, Oren, the Captain of King Rian's Royal Guard, desperately wants Queen Alessia for himself but is it possible for a mere commoner… even with a HUGE crown… to marry a Queen?
Professionally written, engaging and extremely fast paced, Queen Sized (Royally Screwed #7) is a standalone story within the Royally Screwed series and features inappropriate activities for readers under the age of 18.
Immediate satisfaction… guaranteed! 😉
Disclaimer: No Kindles were seriously harmed while reading this novel. Children 18 and over due to explicit sexual content!
Disclaimer for the Disclaimer… The term “seriously harmed” is not intended to include: overheating, scorch marks, minor melting or inconsequential fire that can be put out with an extinguisher. Fire retardant gloves highly recommended while reading. Reviewer is not responsible for run-on sentences, misplaced commas, to many of these thingy’s (…) and illegal use of overly descriptive language.
This queen has ample curves and an honourable spirit. When she meets an incredibly handsome Captain of the Guard, she literally falls in his arms and then melts under his forbidden kisses.
This smut royal romance packs a lot of twists and sneaky surprises in between the molten hot bedroom scenes. I had a great time actually because of the arranged marriage debacle that is full of torn lovers drama, duty before but not instead of pleasure, comedy plot twists and some couples on the side with juicy stories of their own. I loved the chemistry of Oren and Alessia, sure, yet my favourite part is the conspiracy going on in the background that's revealed at the end with a great show of empowering wit.
It really made me laugh and cheer. Highly entertaining, hot and funny.
The Royally Screwed series is rounding out with the standalone novella, book seven and omg! y'all, this one was a hot and forbidden little number that left me squirming in my seat. Sexy. Sweet. Swoony. Unputdownable. Unforgettable in the best kinds of ways... Madison Faye had my heart beating faster and me needing a fan and dry pair of panties.
Queen Sized is probably my favorite in this series y'all... a curvy heroine promised to another + one guard who is ready to steal and claim his woman. He's unstoppable and so dang delicious! This couple and this book? You gotta read this one.
If you like your romance short, easy, safe, and full of insta-everything then Madison is always a must read.
Book 7 in the Royally Screwed series and this is a deliciously tempting novella that features a voluptuous Queen and a certain Captain of the Guards who would like to be guarding this young Queen 24/7 personally. Their chemistry is intense and intriguing while their are others who sedk to keep them apart. I liked the plot and the very unexpected twists at the end. As always, Ms. Faye brings forth the best plot and the super steamy moments to keep the readers hooked. I can't wait for her next story.
*shakes head* no. I was interested in this book because this author seems to be in the romance top 100 a lot - and plus sized heroine [a queen!] FTW yes?
The clunky writing - typos [do we use that for when the wrong word/spelling is used?] :|
Queen Sized is a royal, hot as heck delight! I so do enjoy a heroine who is all curvy and amazing and in Queen Sized, we get the most majestic curvy heroine yet! And the hero is a all sorts of delicious with his need to break the rules in order to get the girl. The heat factor is SUPER HOT and the romance makes a girl all sorts of happy. Loved every dirty, wicked minute of this fast paced quick read from Madison Faye!
Well this stinks. I really really wanted to love this book but I didn’t. There was just something really off and I didn’t feel the connection. In the beginning it was pretty much a whine fest. Then idk. Something was off. But hey, I’m sure it’s good for some people just not for me.
Another enjoyable read that will have you glued too your kindle. Queen Alessia and Oren are absolutely perfect for each other but her laws will keep them away, but Oren and Queen Alessia will do anything to be together. Great read with great characters that I absolutely loved.
I voluntarily reviewed this Advanced Reader Copy of this book.
When the writer knows what they are talking about, an honest review is simple. The writing pulls at your heart...makes you want to fight for love, and will make you not want to put the book down!!! I cant get enough of the characters. The emotion that you can feel through each page. Love that makes your heart want to...re-read...over & over. This is an easy enjoyable read !
Oren and Alessia. So sexy. So hot. So sweet. Oren is the royal guard captain for King Rian. Alessia is Queen of her country. When he saves her from a fall, it’s immediate insta-lust and insta-love. They only get one stolen moment before duty calls for both of them. A few months later, Alessia is set to marry so she can rule ahead of her council. Oren is tasked with security at the place Alessia is set to meet her future husband. But of course he already knows why he’s really going there...and that’s to claim his woman. But things are a little more complicated than we think. Although they fall in love, they both know they’ll have to sacrifice what their hearts want for what needs to be done for the crown. Oh, but there’s a twist!! A MAJOR one!
Such an exciting, sexy, fabulous read! I was sucked in from the very beginning and it only got better from there. I can’t wait until the next one! ♥️
Another winner from Madison Faye. This time we get Queen Alessia of Danesland who started her obsession with King Rian's Captain of the Guard, Oren. This of course is a forbidden affair, a Queen cannot hook up with a Royal Guard. Alessia must marry a Royal in order to rule her country. Along comes an arranged marriage to Brian LaBeau of Seyvette who needs to marry a Queen so he can be crowned King to rule his country. Things are not what they seem and Alessia and Oren are not happy with the arrangements. Oren knows he could never marry a Queen, but that doesn't stop him or Alessia from dreaming and loving each other. The confusion and empty promises hurt, but doesn't stop the lovers from hoping for a better conclusion to their situation. I cannot say more, there are twists and intrigue and lots of affection for the lover-wanna-be couple who, by the way are both virgins! Read this story, I promise you will not be disappointed when you finally turn the last page, I wasn't!
I received this book with the understanding that I could leave a voluntary and honest review.
In this book we get Alessia Karl, and we get Oren Henley's story. We met Oren in King Sized as the head of King Rian's royal guards. What we didn't know is at that same party Oren met someone of his own. Alessia is a queen in her own rites but she is bound by the councel in her country to marry someone of royal blood. So she is now going to marry the king of Seyvette. Oren knows he is not good enough for the woman who he wants more than anything. He has always been duty first and this is the first time he has thought of breaking that vow. Can he take her though knowing she is promised to another? Will they get their HEA or will they be left to love another from afar?
This is another amazing story from this author. We do see a few of the characters from this series come back however this book is a stand alone. It does have its ups and downs I really want to tell you about. However I don't want to ruin the story for any other readers. I will say this book will have you hooked from the first word to the very end. I would highly recommend it to anyone and everyone.
Queen Sized is the seventh book in the Royally Screwed series, but reads well as a stand alone. Oren is Captain of the Royal Guard, dedicated to his king, and completely obsessed with Queen Alessia. After a shared first kiss, all Alessia can think of is Oren, but she has a duty to her kingdom to marry royalty. Will duty rule over their hearts, or will fate bring these lovers together for a happy future?
I loved being back in Ms. Faye’s Royally Screwed world, full of passion, love, and a whole lot of juicy drama! Oren and Alessia are all of this, and more, as they form a passionate bond that nothing can beat. Oren is driven by his duty, until he meets Alessia and only wants her in his life. He dreams of a HEA, but tries his hardest to give her the life she deserves. Alessia knows what she wants, but doesn’t quite know how to get it all. I loved when her confident side came shining through and I loved her vulnerable and passionate side with Oren. The ending was different than I was expecting, but that made it even better for me! I am excited to see where this series will lead to next!
I can’t stop swooning over Oren and Alessia! This was a bit further into this particular series but could be a standalone book there is mention of prior events but nothing to affect the story really. Alessia is a gorgeous queen but needs a king to please her outdated counsel it just so happens to be a prince that needs a queen to take over his father’s throne. One big problem.... Alessia is in love with Oren who is definitely not royalty he’s the captain of the kings guard who saved her from a fall at a ball and fell right into love! This book is amazing and dirty not to mention a twist you definitely won’t see coming! Wasn’t even a question of how many stars 5 across the board. It’s a pretty quick read but hot, I couldn’t get enough. By Tiffany
First off wow! This is not what I was expecting! I was floored when I got close to the end. Women can rule r just like men. Queen Alesia was at a royal party when she fell into this man arms. She ended up making out with him. Four months later she is still thinking about his lips met hers. In order to be the queen she wants she has to take a husband. Her Uncle who is her advisor picks a King for her. She is meeting him for a weekend at her friends summer home. Her duty and personal life collide. She is standing on the balcony and who rides up on a motorcycle but her mystery man Oren. She learned who he was the ball. This story is true test of duty to your country and following your heart
Book 7 in the Royal screwed series by this fantastic author. Rian and Emilia’s captain of the guard Oren is the hero in this story. He had a chaste kiss with Alessia the queen of Danesland but it wasn’t to go further. Until she was forced into an arranged marriage by her council and king Brian. As we see Alessia and Oren fall more for each other and the marriage to Brian brought forward we see a twist in this story that still has my brain in a twist. Like WTH was that. Exciting and intrigue and blimey well to find out what happens you need to read it. Will Oren and Alessia get their HEA? Or will she bend to the will of her council? An awesome read
What would you do to make sure you kept the Queen seat? Alessia isn't happy having to marry, but she knows how hard her life would be if she doesn't keep the council happy.
Then it happened, that once and it was all it took both Orena and Alessia are in each other's mind if not bed within the jurisdiction of their dreams
Honor, King and country was Oren's mantra and now he risks losing it all. His duty this time is to keep the wedding and party safe.
How do you change outdated laws and rules. One step at a time yeah and is the risk worth the reward? Will Oren watch her wed another?
Very fun, very hot read and decent in length, short but not too short. The cover is amazing, and enjoyed both main characters. grab it read it and enjoy
—>>> I have to say, I have missed this series, and Alessia and Oren’s sexy story does not disappoint. Oren Henley is a gentleman through and through. He has been keeping his goal in mind to be the best he could be, focusing on duty, honor and kingdom above all, sparing nothing until he achieves Captain of the Royal Guard for the nearby kingdom of Bandiff, for King Rian, employer and friend. That is, until he shares a kiss with a beautiful woman he saves from a fall down some stone steps. Glad that Alessia got her own story, with a unique twist, as always, wrapping their HEA rather neatly!
I felt like i was waiting years for this book lol because i was so eager to read it and it did not disappoint like extremely hottt *fans myself* like woah. Oren was super hott too *____*! I think this was one of my favorite ones!! Especially with the twist at the end i was like whattt??! Not expecting that at all lol also the way she left it with the other characters does that mean she will write more about them cause there’s no news of that maybe im the future hopefully!
Loved Oren and Alessia’s story. I’m so glad that we get to see a strong Queen that knows what and who she wants and finds a way to take it. Since the moment she fell into his arms Alessia has wanted Oren, but with months of separation and an impending arranged marriage she had felt that she would never have true love. That is until Oren sets out to claim his mate. I definitely can’t wait to see what is coming next with this series. I also love getting to see characters from the previous books in this series. Loved it!!
Another Book by Madison Faye That I couldn't Put Down
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What can I say? I just love it when we get surprised continuations of series we thought were done and over with. I'm a glutton and I absolutely loved this book! I couldn't put it down! It had been a while since I read the previous books so it took me a little rereading of previous books to get some returning characters straight.
I just love when the man gets the woman- especially with the help of some unsuspecting people. I can't wait for the next book that will come to pass!
Maybe I just haven’t read much from Ms. Faye lately, but this may be my fave so far. Oren & Alessia are each other’s firsts (spoiler?) ... though they’re not awkward at all with each other, when they’re intimate. No bumbling, and there’s ecstasy on the first try!
I was quite pleasantly surprised by the twist at the end that paved the way for Queen Alessia and decidedly-not-Royal Oren to be together ... go girl power!!! (Thank goodness Brian wasn’t the evil little snot he came off as!)
Will there be future installments involving Isaac and Nolan? 🤔