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If Cats Could Talk: The Meaning of Meow

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We're more than happy to give you insight into the feline mind, especially if it will help you to be a better human! So please, pay careful attention and take notes.

"Purrfect!" - The Daily Nap

"Funnier than the time the dog got his head stuck under the fence!" - Fortunate Feline

"Never has the subtlety of feline humor been grasped so thoroughly by humans. Bravo!" - Catnip Corner

72 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2004

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Michael P. Fertig

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Author 43 books118 followers
October 19, 2020
Undoubtedly 'If Cats Could Talk' is a book to bring a smile to one's face. Some particularly enchanting photographs are matched by complementary captions.

A particularly cute photograph is of the kitten, with eyes tightly closed, wearing headphones connected to an old-fashioned radio. The caption reads, 'No matter what the frequency, there's always time to dial in a little relaxation'; the author obviously knows his cats!

Another kitten looks absolutely petrified, again with eyes tightly closed, is exclaiming 'Oh, deer!' while a deer licks his/her neck. And a typical cat-like pose has a black and white cat sat on a window ledge in the sun with the caption reading 'Find your place in the sun. Then take a nap.' Yes, the author definitely knows his cats.

There are many more charming examples which make it a delightful book and again it is one of those that can be browsed at leisure, time and again.
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520 reviews23 followers
August 17, 2018
This book is amazing and makes me laugh every time I read it. A good back to read any time. I liked it so much I have read it 6 times already and will probably read it even more than that. Enjoy. This book made me want to read the book about dogs too.
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587 reviews23 followers
August 12, 2016
If Cat's Could Talk is one of those adorable books to look at when you need a smile. Full of adorable cat pictures, while not particularly mind blowing definitely enough to lighten your mood - unless you don't like cats. Most are full color pictures of a cat on one page and what the cat might be saying/thinking on the other page. There are also some with proverbs instead, as well as some pictures in black and white, and some span two pages. It's a cute book when you need a cat-fix or pick-me-up.
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Author 17 books6 followers
March 26, 2007
How often does an author come along that really makes you want to never read another book again because the one he wrote was so fantastic that to even think about reading another book again would be down right insulting to the first one? Probably never. And this is no exception. Although I do see great things for the author of this book, let's stay tuned to see what else he might have to offer.
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69 reviews1 follower
February 9, 2018
cute book on cats, lots of lovely photos; some quirky, others cute, with the odd omg! picture. They all have a little quote or something witty, or not so, next to them. Worth a look if you are a cat person :)
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789 reviews
March 5, 2018
Yet another cute-cat-picture book, paired with adorable captions! These are always so fun to read, they really make you smile. This one was good, I really enjoyed it, the captions were cute and fit the pictures well, telling a story beyond the picture.
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Author 22 books322 followers
October 31, 2018
This book is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. You’re in for a collection of photos with cute captions that show what the cats in each photo might say if they could talk to us. Sure, it’s a little gimmicky, but it’s also cute and quirky. Biggie approves.

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464 reviews
August 24, 2009
It was a gift. It's cute. I think it's a good coffeetable book.
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922 reviews29 followers
April 3, 2011
On the same vein as the If Dogs Could Talk but just not as funny. My dislike of cats may have something to do with that opinion...
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26 reviews22 followers
November 12, 2014
A cute little book to read for when you need a smile.
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Author 21 books275 followers
December 28, 2016
This book was really funny. And it was on Bargain. Totally worth it.
157 reviews
December 1, 2017
This book was hilarious! Cats are always funny, and this is why people watch cat videos so often on the internet. Cats are even used for memes. Great for cat lovers!
128 reviews2 followers
January 9, 2018
Very cute and funny book. Short but sweet. Great pictures of cats.
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402 reviews116 followers
January 1, 2019
Cute photos, with random captions (hit or miss). Kind of like a printed book of cat memes.
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596 reviews1 follower
July 30, 2025
This is a great book for cat lovers of all ages! My cat "talks" to me all of the time, but yet at times it comes out of the blue, and I have no idea of what she is trying to say to me. I got great insight while reading this; especially because the photography matches so well with what my cat does with her body at certain times. Maybe this is what she is trying to tell me.
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35 reviews4 followers
October 25, 2020
Great photos of cats and kittens in funny and compromising situations. The short dialogue by each picture are funny and silly and will generate lots of laughs between parent and child.
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197 reviews4 followers
February 19, 2021
You can't help but like cute little cat books full of cute photos.
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