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242 pages, ebook
First published August 27, 2019
I’m a failed software developer who lives with her parents and works at her friend’s ice cream shop even though I loathe customer service. I invented a boyfriend so my mother would think I was less of a loser. My only ex tried to blame his cheating on me, and yes, I know that’s ridiculous and he’s an asshole, but it’s my only experience with a relationship. Yet here I am. Even though I’m standing in an alley filled with graffiti, I feel like someone’s goddamn princess, a woman who commands the utmost respect.I'm obviously not a fan of durian but Peter humoring Valerie's love for the stinky fruit despite his utter dislike of it was adorable. Every little thing he does is to show Valerie that he likes her, even with durian involved:
“You’ll be happy to know that I had a breath mint, so I shouldn’t smell like durian.”If that isn't a guy telling you he'd walk through fire for you, I don't know what is.
“I would kiss you even if you’d just eaten a whole durian.”
“That’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever said to me.”