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“Huge fun! LGBT romance meets crazy comedy-action meets mild satire! Don’t miss this one if you like to smile a lot!”
This is Nikki and Celia’s story.
Scarecrowonics expert Nikki Wigg lives a quiet life in the most unlikely of places. The Middle of Nowhere.
That’s not really its name, just one given to it by the locals. A few square miles of open, almost-flat farmland ten miles to the west of Norwich, England, if you stand in the middle of it you really could believe you were in the middle of nowhere.
In the middle of the Middle of Nowhere stands a small farm. There’s a thatched farmhouse, a rickety old barn, and one or two bits of agricultural machinery rusting away in the yard. It’s not a farm anymore. Inside its seemingly-innocent facade there lays a secret that might just change the world.
The owner of the farm isn’t quite what she seems either. She wears the kind of clothes farmers do, walks the walk and talks the talk. But she too is just a facade, a necessary subterfuge to keep away prying eyes.
But as our story begins, on a hot, dry day in sunny Norfolk, things are destined to change. The beautiful Hillary is about to crash into Nikki’s peaceful existence... and into her heart. And just to underline the fact life will never be the same again, her little creation is ready to stand up and smack her right in the face.
A tornado is heading rapidly for Nikki’s world, and leave her with no choice other than to discover what lies somewhere over the rainbow...
*Check out this and my other work at rtgreen.net
This is Nikki and Celia’s story.
Scarecrowonics expert Nikki Wigg lives a quiet life in the most unlikely of places. The Middle of Nowhere.
That’s not really its name, just one given to it by the locals. A few square miles of open, almost-flat farmland ten miles to the west of Norwich, England, if you stand in the middle of it you really could believe you were in the middle of nowhere.
In the middle of the Middle of Nowhere stands a small farm. There’s a thatched farmhouse, a rickety old barn, and one or two bits of agricultural machinery rusting away in the yard. It’s not a farm anymore. Inside its seemingly-innocent facade there lays a secret that might just change the world.
The owner of the farm isn’t quite what she seems either. She wears the kind of clothes farmers do, walks the walk and talks the talk. But she too is just a facade, a necessary subterfuge to keep away prying eyes.
But as our story begins, on a hot, dry day in sunny Norfolk, things are destined to change. The beautiful Hillary is about to crash into Nikki’s peaceful existence... and into her heart. And just to underline the fact life will never be the same again, her little creation is ready to stand up and smack her right in the face.
A tornado is heading rapidly for Nikki’s world, and leave her with no choice other than to discover what lies somewhere over the rainbow...
*Check out this and my other work at rtgreen.net
214 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 6, 2019
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About the author
R.T. Green
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My wish is to take you on a journey to somewhere you’ve never been before. And on the way, make you smile, surprise you, and bring a tear or two to your eyes (good tears!) If I can do that, I’m a happy guy.
I’m an English author who doesn’t write regular. ‘Regular’ is fine, but it’s not what you’ll find on our journey. Vibrant, fast-paced plots wrap around the pleasure and pain of equally-vibrant love stories, woven together to bring you the unexpected and fire up your emotions!
I find it difficult to categorize my work into one genre… so I think I might have invented a new one! Fantasy-realism. Fantasy because… well, our journey is as much fantasy as anything, plus shades of the paranormal and some sci-fi. Realism because just about every destination you will visit can be googled! My work is grounded in real settings, but where things are not quite as normal as you might expect! And where, if I’ve done my job right, when you reach your final destination you will sit back and say, ‘Wow… that could have happened to me!’
So you won’t find werewolves existing in strange worlds filled with half-human, half-animal creatures. Many, many other authors are writing those kinds of stories. I prefer to make your journey a unique one… yes, you will meet weird and wonderful characters, some of whom will make you laugh, other who will fill the journey with horror and pure evil. Demons, angels, and the occasional alien will join you as you turn the pages… but so will many characters you can relate to; normal people thrown into abnormal situations.
So please come and join me, embrace the unexpected, and take a ride to places you never knew existed!
My wish is to take you on a journey to somewhere you’ve never been before. And on the way, make you smile, surprise you, and bring a tear or two to your eyes (good tears!) If I can do that, I’m a happy guy.
I’m an English author who doesn’t write regular. ‘Regular’ is fine, but it’s not what you’ll find on our journey. Vibrant, fast-paced plots wrap around the pleasure and pain of equally-vibrant love stories, woven together to bring you the unexpected and fire up your emotions!
I find it difficult to categorize my work into one genre… so I think I might have invented a new one! Fantasy-realism. Fantasy because… well, our journey is as much fantasy as anything, plus shades of the paranormal and some sci-fi. Realism because just about every destination you will visit can be googled! My work is grounded in real settings, but where things are not quite as normal as you might expect! And where, if I’ve done my job right, when you reach your final destination you will sit back and say, ‘Wow… that could have happened to me!’
So you won’t find werewolves existing in strange worlds filled with half-human, half-animal creatures. Many, many other authors are writing those kinds of stories. I prefer to make your journey a unique one… yes, you will meet weird and wonderful characters, some of whom will make you laugh, other who will fill the journey with horror and pure evil. Demons, angels, and the occasional alien will join you as you turn the pages… but so will many characters you can relate to; normal people thrown into abnormal situations.
So please come and join me, embrace the unexpected, and take a ride to places you never knew existed!
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