How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

by Adam Quan

Feel Confident about approaching attractive White women, avoid making irreversible blunders... ***** How to Date a White Woman, A Practical Guide For Asian Men ***** Written by an Asian with Asian men in mind within the context of a western society. Provided inside are the knowledge, framework and tools necessary for an Asian man to understand, to plan and to put into action the steps to successfully date a white woman.

200 pages, Paperback

First published November 1, 2002

Reviews

[mark monday]

mark monday, age 10: "Can I spend the night at Marc Morton's house?"

Mom: "Always spending time with Marc Morton! What do you two do? Do you have a girlfriend yet? Your uncles had girlfriends when they were younger than you. The Philippines makes men! Where is your girlfriend?"

mark: "Can I spend the night at Marc Morton's?"

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Mom: "Do you have a girlfriend yet?"

mark, age 15: "I do. Her name is Jamie. You've met her. She lives down the street."

Mom: "Is she white?"

mark: "Yes!"

Mom: "You can have her spend the night here if you want."

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Mom: "Do you have a girlfriend yet?"

mark, age 20: "No! I don't know if I even like girls!"

Mom: "Well, I do. Her name is Deanna and she lives down the street."

mark: "Are you serious?"

Mom: "Yes I am. I don't care what anyone thinks. She's black and she's beautiful and we teach aerobics together and your father doesn't mind."

mark: "Well okay then."

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Mom: "Do you have a girlfriend yet?"

mark, age 25: "No, you know I don't. I have a boyfriend. Tom. You've met him, many times!"

Mom: "He is a very nice man and a good friend to you. But he's not a gay. He was a marine, remember?"

mark: "Mom, come on, I live with him!"

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Mom: "Do you have a girlfriend yet?"

mark, age 30: "Yes, I do. She's Turkish and her name is---"

Mom: "I don't believe you. What is a Turkish? Is she white?"

mark: "No, she's not"

Mom: "Well, it's your life. I met some very nice Filipinas at the gym. I think you would like them. They are very sweet and submissive."

mark: "What?"

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Mom: "Do you have a girlfriend yet?"

mark, age 40: "No. Sigh."

Mom: "Do you have a boyfriend yet?

mark: "No. Sigh."

Mom: "What is wrong with you? I want more grandchildren! You need to date someone and give me more grandchildren!"

mark: "Sigh."

Mom: "You should date a white woman, a girl in college. Those women like older men. You should teach at a college. Find a beautiful girl. Or someone. What is wrong with you?"

[Kat Kennedy · Rating 1 out of 5]

This book was not what I expected. I've been trying to date white women for ages, but it's very hard. However this book didn't contain tips on how to accurately date a white woman within a close estimate of her age, so I will give my own:

First of all, you can't just ask them their age because, as I have found, white women are aggressive and violent when feeling threatened.

Always approach a white woman carefully. Usually, from the side or they may release a gas into your face that is both painful and debilitating.

White women usually travel in packs though they are territorial. The average appearance of all pack members can help you to determine a rough estimate of the woman's age.

Don't try to date a white woman on the garments she's wearing in accordance with the cultural norms and fashion eras. Some very old white women will wear the clothes of much younger white women - a beginners mistake I had to learn for myself.

White women like to lay in the sun for long periods of time to darken their skin for mating rituals - this can give them wrinkles and will throw off your date estimates.

Under no circumstances should you try cutting a white woman in half to count the rings inside her for an estimate. It's very messy and they don't like it.

[Hung Truong · Rating 5 out of 5]

I read this book. I am currently dating a white woman. Come up with your own conclusion.

[Dan · Rating 1 out of 5]

Terrible. First of all, no nude pictures. The fuck? Second, after reading this all I dated were black women and the occasional Sudanese broad. Total waste of time.

[Theodore Tran · Rating 5 out of 5]

The secret is Pumpkin Spice Lattes.