Best Yet
Of the five, this is my favorite so far. Mrs. Barr must fully immerse herself in the locale when writing these books because, best I can tell, she’s spot on every time. Superior Death held me tight, but being a dyed in the wool 9th generation Southern Appalachian, I loved the humidity in this one. And the war on chiggers and ticks! Anna Pigeon is as funny and gritty as always, and you want to tell her to be careful at every turn. I loved it and am ready to plow forward to book 6.
Favorite passages
Anna’s hair curled and her fingernails grew. After so long in the high desert of southern Colorado’s Mesa Verde National Park, she felt like a raisin turning back into a grape.
“Oooeee, I wish I had balls the size of a ghost crab’s,” he said. “Those little suckers aren’t afraid of anything.” The little crustaceans, the biggest not-more than ten inches from claw to claw, would stand on their back legs and challenge the ton-and-a-half pumper trucks as they drove down the beach.
“Marty seemed deeply aggrieved that he not only had the temerity to exist but the unmitigated gall to do it in his vicinity.”
An addiction to pipe tobacco gave the user an unearned air of deep and considered wisdom.
his alarmingly pregnant wife
Word had come down that the wealthy denizens of Cumberland were “not accustomed to interference.” Tourists were fair game but they were disappointingly well behaved.
Mrs. Belfore was a small-boned woman, pale and blond and clingy.
Lynette said something indecipherable and Rick laughed too loud and too long.
The weird little beasts delighted her.
and started a future with all the forethought of a blue jay planting an acorn.
She sounded stressed, repressed, and decidedly clear.
Contrary to Hollywood’s febrile depictions, a psychiatrist’s life is not fraught with serial killers. Killers of any kind are rare. Killers who seek help are virtually nonexistent. Except for my prison work—and that’s mostly drug rehab and depression—my patients are wealthy neurotics.
Winter didn’t sing to her the way summer did.
It would be delicious to sink back into frailty and let the battles be fought around you.
she allowed herself a brief fantasy of giving in, giving up, giving over; absolute trust and, so, absolute dependence. Appealing, but only momentarily.
Despite her vocation, Anna’s sister was remarkably sane.
Impersonal to the point of cruelty.
hatred wasn’t the worst of emotions. If one hated, one still cared. Indifference was the most inhuman.
Clouds were just beginning to build, as they did every day, making a promise of rain they never kept.
Rick had his shortcomings but timidity was not among them.
The interpreter had a cozy little cabin in the woods near the salt marshes that she shared with the fattest dog Anna had ever seen. Lynette insisted the beast was a Weimaraner, but Anna had never seen one wider than it was long. Personally, she suspected the dog’s mother of mating with one of the island’s feral pigs.
there was something reassuring in the breaking of bread with another.
From the unhesitating beeline he made toward the corpses, Anna guessed he was the coroner.
The island was surrounded by water but so delicate was the chemistry of life that to use salt water to quench inland fires would damage the ecological balance.
knowing the answer but feeling the need to make hostess noises.
It was how she imagined a woman’s face would look if her heart suddenly imploded and she had the misfortune to go on living.
Anna pulled up a second chair and sat knee to knee with Tabby, ready to catch her if she fell. They were still sitting like that when the helicopter came.
Dusk had come and gone and the cloak of night gave her privacy for this ultimate freedom. She marveled at how different life was without clothes on; better—For modern Victorians—a culture that kept nudity in darkened movie theaters linked always with sex and more often than not with violence—to be outdoors and naked was exhilarating, wild, dangerous. Particularly for a woman alone.
She added sharks to the list of things she refused to think about. Fear was a burglar, breaking into one’s mind, stealing away peace. Mentally she bolted her doors and drifted with the night.
reveling in the sensual thrill of water against her skin.
“Bear with me now. I’ve had the training, but this is the first time I’ve had to use it,”
Goaded by fear of fear, Anna decided to go first.
Like a good soldier he followed orders, even those he didn’t thoroughly comprehend.
Unfortunately, at forty-five with twenty-three years in law enforcement, there was very little left that was unthinkable. But living alone had grown tiresome, the long-distance relationship a lonely and irritating compromise.
He’d never met or spoken with her but he didn’t doubt she knew everything about him, from how he voted in the last election to the size of his penis. Once a man started sleeping with a woman, he was a fool to think he had any secrets left.
Career criminals, those citizens who tended to have their fingerprints on record, weren’t much given to letter writing.
“This is Frederick Stanton of the FBI,” he said stiffly, then rolled his eyes at himself. “This is Dr. Pigeon,” returned a cool voice. Title to title, they waited. “I just called to see if my introduction was truly pompous or if I should work on it,” Frederick said. Molly laughed and he was relieved. The laugh itself was an infectious cackle suitable for the kidnapper of Toto and other strong women in history.
“Why do you think it’s a woman?” “I know it’s a woman,” Molly said. “The choice of words, the handwriting, the stationery, the voice on my message machine, all were female.” “Could you be fooled?” A moment’s silence, then: “Yes.” Frederick admired an answer devoid of excuses. Anybody could be fooled anytime. Professionals had a harder time admitting that than most. His opinion of Molly went up a notch. Till that instant he’d not realized how prepared he was to dislike her. Defensive, he told himself. Anna had talked so much about her sister, he’d felt intimidated.
AT FIVE A.M. Anna slunk downstairs to reap the rewards of coffee beans sown the night before. Their quarters were blessed with a state-of-the-art automatic coffeemaker
Them that mocked luxury were the first to pilfer, Anna thought ungenerously.
Nearly always the second pilgrim to worship at the coffee shrine
Both stared contentedly at nothing, waiting for the caffeine to burn away the night’s vapors.
She didn’t smile much, Anna noted. A distinctly unfeminine trait. Women—girls—were taught to smile under any and all circumstances. Probably the human equivalent of the little dog showing the big dog its throat as a sign of submission. Alice Utterback was evidently a big dog.
Giving in to generous impulses usually left her grouchy by day’s end.
There’d been a time when Anna was younger and easily offended that she would have taken umbrage at being cast in the traditional female role. In the intervening years she’d lived through enough bureaucracy to know secretaries not only were the glue in the mix, holding the cumbersome aspects of government together, but frequently were the only ones in possession of all the facts. In one form or another—letter, fax, phone call, or gossip—all information passed over their desks. And, too, there wasn’t much heavy lifting, so Anna was content to be Utterback’s Girl Friday.
Write this down. Put it in parentheses so I’ll know it’s just me guesstimating and not God’s honest truth.
In the flatlands of east Georgia the sun set in slow motion. Twilight filtered down like fine dust, a gray drift over the brash colors of summer.
Time had clearly ceased to be a measurable linear entity.
Anna continued to ignore the other woman’s desire to enjoy the lush Georgia night.
she was unquestionably a Pigeon. A formidable one. Everything about her breathed power, competence, and control.
The illusion of coldness was dispelled. But not the illusion of control. Her handshake, the invitation to sit, the slight nod that brought a waiter running, all gave Frederick the reassuring feeling that he’d been accepted into a well-ordered universe. “Scotch, no ice,” Frederick said to the waiter. “The same,” Molly said, then cackled. “You and I are going to get along fine.” Her eyes were hazel, like Anna’s, and deeply crinkled at the corners. Feigned or not, they almost twinkled with interest, as if she eagerly awaited the fascinating story of his life. Frederick could see how she commanded $150 an hour. “An FBI agent,” Molly stated. “A psychiatrist,” he countered.
Molly laughed again and the sheer ghoulish sound of her odd chortle made him laugh with her. “Don’t you sometimes wish you had an occupation that didn’t require comment?” she asked. “Yes,” he answered honestly. “When I’m tired, I’ve been known to lie just to avoid a discussion of Ruby Ridge.” “It could be worse. You could work for the IRS.”
Frederick was amused to find a few good old-fashioned diagnoses: “Cheryl M.—terminal boredom,” “Steven P.—pompous ass.”
Mostly I’ve priced myself out of the real world. My clients tend to be wealthy neurotics.
I included her because she was literate, well-spoken, a businesswoman, and the two nasty notes she sent me were beautifully written on expensive stationery.
The sound of wind in the pines wasn’t music to him. It struck his ear as the very breath of loneliness.
I don’t know how she would fare back in an urban environment.
They’d made his little heart go pitty-pat. “Not good,” he whispered to himself as he watched the cab drive away, Molly straight and strong in the back seat, the enormity that was New York City wrapped around her like a well-fitting cloak.
Standing had not yet become an occupation she excelled at.
Apparently the Belfores treated only maladies of the ego. A clutter of products promising to restore hair, keep skin young, and grow strong fingernails filled the shelves.
There was something in near misses, twists of fate, that rekindled in the human psyche the desire to believe in a grand master plan.
The dispatcher had connections in odd and useful places.
What hadn’t occurred to her till she was free of it was the tension and sorrow that permeated every stick of furniture and scrap of fabric that made up the Belfore home. Even before Tabby returned from the mainland, Anna had sensed it. Fear was there in the many locks, in the unguents and creams for maintaining youth; sadness in the pink chiffon dressing gown unsuited for a widow, in the wide bed, lonely for one; in every picture where, against a glorious backdrop of green mountains, a blond woman smiled at a dead man.
“A man gets extra points for being charming to horrid old women,”
the weight behind the breastbone, the pressure at the base of the skull, the tedious and exhausting necessity to breathe in and breathe out, the endless theatrical that demons put on just behind the eyes, making it impossible to focus on the words of those still living.
“He was unilaterally charming,” Dot explained. “Pleasant for antiquarian educators but no doubt aggravating for sweet young things.”
Love was a respectable motive for murder, well represented in fact and fiction,
Love, the kind that could get one killed, was passionate, immediate, dramatic—
“We could go feed the baby alligators,” Dijon suggested.
Feeding wild animals human food was seldom healthy for them, and feeding wild animals that could grow up to feed on you, unwise at the best of times. everyone had hand-fed the little gators since they were hatchlings. Now the babies, all fourteen of them, were a couple of feet long. Whenever a human approached the pool they lived in, they all came crowding around like pigeons in the park. But with pointier teeth. So far Anna had kept to the moral high ground and not given in to the temptation to feed them, but she watched Rick and Dijon do it and enjoyed the show, which was just as bad. Hypocrite, she reproved herself, but there was no power behind the thought. The day was too warm, the clatter of cicadas too soothing, and the baby gators too much fun to watch for her to get up a strong case against herself.
He was trying to get a rise out of Anna, but with his youth and transparency, he only succeeded in being kind of cute.
“God, I hate it when people lie to me,” Dijon said. “You’re in for a miserable life then,” Anna told him. “Everybody lies all the time just for the hell of it. By the way, you’ve got a tick on your neck.” “Jesus Christ!” Dijon yelled, and scrambled from the hood to wrench the side mirror out to where he could examine himself. “Shit. There’s no tick.” “See what I mean?” “Anna, I wish you had balls. Then I’d know what to do with you.”
In seventy-two hours he’d lost control.
There’d been a woman in California, a married woman, he’d made a fool of himself over. Much, he suspected later, to her great if adamantly denied delight.
a choice between the tedium of having and the endless potential in wanting.
Anna wasn’t so much lazy as genetically skinny and congenitally opposed to profitless exertion.
Like any task, once undertaken the search took on a life of its own, becoming important by the simple fact it had proven difficult.
Compassion fought with irritation in Anna’s breast.
It was the transience that was beginning to weigh heavily.
Like mountaintops and desert strongholds, human beings sought out islands for a lot of reasons. Some washed ashore, cast up by the storms of their lives. Some were running, some hiding, some chasing a dream.
The exquisite balm of the South wrapped around her.
All at once she felt vulnerable; a wrinkling white-skinned woman on a peeling white-painted step.
The South was famous for vivid eccentricity. Anna could see why. Anger flared in the heat; reality became tenuous.
Her voice was choked with tears. Her voice was always choked with tears. Though Anna understood and even empathized, it was beginning to get on her nerves.
Anna liked Tabby well enough but the woman had a bit of the invertebrate about her.
Round without in any way being fat
This murder was not unlike the Deep South itself, intricate, slow-moving, relationships unclear, each aspect draped or veiled by something else.
On Mesa Verde there were two trees that had joined together late in life. Pushed over by a storm, they became one rather than die. Anna wondered how many years it took human beings to grow together like that.
“Can I interview the old broads? I thought of ’em.” Inwardly, Anna groaned. At least she thought it was inward until Dijon said: “Stop making noises like a buffalo in heat. Come on,” Dijon wheedled with transparent charm.
“I wish something would break,” Guy said. “Rain, wind, fire, any damn thing. I swear ain’t nothing changed since we got here but me. I’m a damn sight older, I can tell you that.” “You don’t want wind or rain,” Lynette teased him. “You want fire. You’re such an old fire horse, you’ll die and go to hell and think you’ve landed in heaven.” “If it’s burnin’ I’ll put it out,” Guy bragged inoffensively, and won another laugh
“Me kill Hammond . . . I must say there’s an appeal there. Killing a government employee has got to be less complicated than firing one. “I don’t think I could bring myself to screw up a perfectly good airplane.
Were I to embark on a life of crime…I’d hire only women and only those of a certain age—somewhere between forty and ninety—women with sedans, credit cards, and salon-styled hair. Drugs, white slavery, gunrunning—you name it—we could take over the market. Nobody would suspect us of a thing. Least of all of having initiative and a brain in our heads.”
“I’m sorry I didn’t kill Slattery.”
Without the checks and balances provided by friends, family, and the eyes of one’s neighbors, risks were taken and rules forgotten.
How on earth they could be so sanguine about torching their cash crop mystified her. Of course, the way things were going, how her head remained on her shoulders was beginning to mystify her.
One come-hither look and Frederick knew he would betray Anna in actuality as he had already in his heart.
Often the worst things that happen are when someone important sees to it nothing happens at all; a refusal of love, friendship, or help when it is most needed.
All was black as pitch and she couldn’t move. She probably wasn’t dead. Twice before she’d thought she was dead and had been mistaken.
Reality began reasserting itself in negatives: it was not light, she was not straight, she was not dead, no one was going to come and pull her out of the hog pen. Armed with knowledge of the parameters, she took action.
Twenty minutes later she had her body back, such as it was. It was not pleased with her, nor she with it. During her protracted sabbatical from reality, she’d become home to a thriving colony of chiggers.
Conceding victory to the chiggers, she turned her limited attention span on ticks. By the light of her flash she began detaching engorged insects from her person. At first she crushed them between her nails. The death penalty: not revenge, just discouraging recidivism. It wasn’t long before the gore upset her stomach and she stopped, satisfying herself with flinging the bugs into the darkness
There weren’t three square inches of skin anywhere on her body that did not itch with such viciousness it took all her self-control not to claw the flesh from bone. Anna hated the South and everyone and everything crawling around in it.
According to Dijon, an expert on all things repulsive, the little buggers burrowed in and lived there.
“Huh?” Tabby blinked, her eyes round and rabbity. Everything about the woman so aggravated Anna’s strained nerves that she had to fight down an urge to slap her.
Pointless, wonderful stories without drama, violence, or passion.
“WHAT THE HELL happened to you? You look like you got run over by a bush hog.” “I think it makes me look kind of like Audrey Hepburn.” “Yeah,” Dijon agreed. “She’s been dead awhile.”
Anna always suspected overly jolly people of hiding black hearts.
She had a knack for giving everyday things a festive air: filing, typing, drinking.
Being even peripherally responsible for the weeping, gestating girl was tiring.
Molly laughed with her and when the laughter wore out they were both scared.
A self-confessed murderess and a drunken lover of the deceased left the scene. Anna couldn’t dredge up an iota of concern. She couldn’t picture Tabby taking it on the lam in a stolen VW bug.
Screaming like a banshee, Anna began throwing everything she could lay her hands on: rocks, sticks, dirt clods, and something that felt suspiciously like a frog…She hoped she sounded like an army of lunatics.
She could save her precious little hide. Inch by inch she began easing backward through the marsh. A quarter-mile’s slither would bring her to swimmable water. After her long intimacy with chiggers and ticks, leeches struck her as almost family.
Outrage flooded her veins. “You shot me!” she heard herself screaming. “You fucking shot me.” Fury swept her up. She’d never been so angry; she was amazed her hair didn’t catch on fire.
“God damn,” Rick said, and Anna was scared.
“If he does anything you don’t like, just shoot him. Can you do that?” “Yes indeed,” Mona said, with a clarity that satisfied him.
Anna was scared. “Can I hold Flicka while we wait?” she asked.
Bravery was possible when one’s companions made light of one’s predicament. Sympathy could unman the most stalwart.
Solitude was a drug harder to come by in the modern world than most.
“Anna, you’re acting like a dog with a sore paw. We try and help you and you bite us.” Her eyes bored into Anna’s and, shamed back into third grade, Anna mumbled an apology.
“Are you going to be a pill?” “No, ma’am.”
She looked as if she were dead and wished it were true…“What happened to your face? Have you been having fun without me?”