Funny Side Up: The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book

by Mark White

My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers.

I didn’t start out as a brain surgeon you know.
I worked my way up from the bottom.

I have a friend who keeps racing pigeons.
I’m not sure why; the pigeons always win.

Does anyone else see a complete stranger when they look in the mirror?
Or is it just me?

I have a pen that can write underwater.
But that’s not all, it can write other words too!

The shovel…
What a groundbreaking invention.

I had a nut roast the other day.
I’m not vegan; I was just wearing leather trousers.

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This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.

Genres: Humor

105 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 18, 2019

About the author

Mark White is an acclaimed comedy writer who has penned jokes and scripts for famous comedians, films, TV shows, and more.

He regularly attends stand-up comedy events where he gets up on stage to test new material and fine-tune his jokes.

When he's not working on the next big thing, he can usually be found playing a few holes at his local golf course.

Reviews

[Paula J Hartley · Rating 4 out of 5]

Lighthearted clean jokes you can tell your teenage kids or your church friends. Alot of plays on words that will hopefully offend no one.

[ian wood · Rating 4 out of 5]

Good fun. If you like Tim Vine or Stewart Francis you'll like this.