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Funny Side Up: The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book

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My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers.

I didn’t start out as a brain surgeon you know.
I worked my way up from the bottom.

I have a friend who keeps racing pigeons.
I’m not sure why; the pigeons always win.

Does anyone else see a complete stranger when they look in the mirror?
Or is it just me?

I have a pen that can write underwater.
But that’s not all, it can write other words too!

The shovel…
What a groundbreaking invention.

I had a nut roast the other day.
I’m not vegan; I was just wearing leather trousers.

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This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.

105 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 18, 2019

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About the author

Mark White

4 books
Mark White is an acclaimed comedy writer who has penned jokes and scripts for famous comedians, films, TV shows, and more.

He regularly attends stand-up comedy events where he gets up on stage to test new material and fine-tune his jokes.

When he's not working on the next big thing, he can usually be found playing a few holes at his local golf course.

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November 20, 2019
Lighthearted clean jokes you can tell your teenage kids or your church friends. Alot of plays on words that will hopefully offend no one.
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January 22, 2020
Good fun. If you like Tim Vine or Stewart Francis you'll like this.
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