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192 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2009
Cleopatra started to pray to the Virgin for forgiveness, 'because it's not good to steal, and it's even worse to suck off security guards.' Wan, who almost never had much to say, considered it necessary to clarify: 'Me, Jesus, Virgin, no believe,' and Cleo interrupted her communication with the Holy Mother to shoot him a furious glare.
'On my return at your request
I'll gift to you an elegant dress
of the very finest ilk
lined with the very reddest silk
And for your neck some crimson jewels
fit for a fine lady or lord
And you'll forever be adorned
by the necklace my sword draws'
(Cleopatra)I know I’m famous because I can talk to the virgin and not because of my tits, even thou they are pretty big. For someone who claims to be straight, I have to say you went pretty crazy for them, and when I got these huge nipples that you love so much and cost us a fortune to redo in Miami you made me feel like the wolf that nursed beoth Remus and Romulus.
(Quity about Cleopatra..) a transvestite who’d managed to organise the slum thanks to her communication with the Heavenly Mother, a dick-sucking daughter of Lourdes, a saintly whore with a cock to boot.
"Náufraga me sentía, y creí haberme salvado de un naufragio. Ahora sé que de un naufragio no se salva nadie. Los que se hunden están muertos y los salvados viven ahogándose."