A RECOUNTING OF MANY LEGENDS AND FABLES ABOUT AREA 51, ETC.
Author David Darlington wrote in the Prologue to this 1997 book, “I am in contact with certain authorities who insist there is no cause for consolation. Some believe that extraterrestrials … are here for our DNA. Others deny that the creatures in question come from outer space at all; rather, they are being manufactured in ‘Frankenstein factories’ at Area 51… as part of an elaborate hoax designed to enslave the world population before a bogus ‘extraterrestrial’ threat. Still others straddle the fence between these anxious positions, combining them with the conviction that mass mental slavery is indeed the aim of an evil ‘Illuminati.’ The validity of these viewpoints is, in my opinion, undercut by the fact that the people who hold them are deeply disturbed. With the help of ostensibly more levelheaded researchers, however, I have assembled a less sensational---if equally incredible---story.
“The popular intelligence… holds that alien corpses and technology from Roswell are being housed at Area 51. According to my sources, this claim is false. The discs came not from Roswell but from a crash at Kingman, Arizona, and they’ve been housed not at Groom but … Area ‘S-4’… Since 1953, a satellite government outside the control of Washington, D.C., has pursued this matter in a secret program… Moreover, this program has been conducted not by our species alone, but with the limited cooperation of extraterrestrial biological entities… from the Zeta Reticuli star system---who, incidentally, are not slimy and reptilian, but … the classic description of the typical ‘gray’ alien… For reasons not yet fully explained, these beings have a pressing need for the element boron… There is some speculation that a deal was struck between the visitors and the U.S. government, allowing the extraction of boron in exchange for advanced technology, but this allegation extends beyond the knowledge of my sources. Neither can they confirm or deny the existence of underground installations by an extensive tunnel system, much less stories of subterranean vats containing human body parts… My colleagues are disposed to distance themselves from this sort of thing. They don’t consider themselves ‘ufologists’ so much as amateur detectives with eccentric interests.” (Pg. 5-6)
He says of Bob Lazar’s claims: “Lazar’s story still begged considerable explanation, even when taken on its own terms. For a few examples:… Why was Lazar, with only a standard ‘Q’ clearance, allowed to see what he describes as ‘an EXTREMELY classified document dealing with religion’?... If he was on ‘the lowest rung of the ladder’ at S-4 in terms of credentials, and only worked there intermittently over a period of five months, why does he refer to himself as a ‘senior staff physicist’?... If the saucer tests were so tentative with so little known about the craft, how did it perform such sophisticated maneuvers on Wednesday nights?... The ‘Lazar Tape’ also leaves a good many scientific questions unanswered… Bob never explains exactly how gravity ‘A’ waves are accessed and electrically amplified; why it's true that such waves extend beyond the perimeters of heavy atoms… how an accelerator housed inside a basketball-sized reactor succeeds in guiding such ornery and unruly articles as protons toward the nuclei of atoms… Of course, nearly all of these questions can be answered: ‘This is a form of technology several centuries beyond anything in our experience. Ou8r knowledge of physics isn’t advanced enough to understand what these things are, much less how they work.’ … As far as questions about alien motivations … are concerned, Lazar’s customary response… is a candid ‘I don’t know.’… [George] Knapp points out that Lazar not only knew what the Area 51 cafeteria looked like, but also knew that EG&G was the prime contractor, that Boeing 737s shuttled workers to and from Groom Lake, and that an agent named Mike Thigpen conducted background checks for security clearances on the Nellis range---all of which turned out to be true.” (Pg. 89-92)
He recounts that during one talk, Lazar “went so far as to characterize John Lear’s line of assertions as ‘borderline insanity,’ explaining that his friend had ‘a tendency to add about fifteen percent color to stories, and if a story goes through him twice, it’s thirty percent, and it doesn’t stop.’” (Pg. 104)
He continues, “Lazar repeated the assertion that he received master’s degrees in physics from MIT… and electronic technology from CalTech…. Reporter George Knapp and ufologist Stanton Friedman had called MIT and been told there was no alumni record for Robert S. Lazar. But Campbell reasoned that, even if Lazar’s records had been expunged as he claimed, it would apply… not to such printed matter as yearbooks and telephone directories... Campbell found no Robert S. Lazar in any such volume issued between 1978 and 1990… Tom Mahood… [failed] to find any Robert S. Lazar [at CalTech], he learned that CalTech doesn’t even offer the course of study that Bod said he had pursued there.” (Pg. 152-153)
He goes on, “‘To say that I was stunned is an understatement; Mahood told me. ‘I thought, “I’ve been had. This guy is a complete fraud.’ But on the other hand, Lazar knew a lot of stuff about Groom Lake… I thought maybe he was at Groom, but not necessarily where he claims to have been… I like the idea that lazar was a patsy... Maybe he was set up; maybe the whole thing at S-4 was staged…Then again, he might STILL be on their payroll, saying what they want him to say for reasons we don’t know.’” (Pg. 156-158)
He adds, “In spring of 1996, I rendezvoused in the Nevada desert with Mark Farmer---the infamous Agent X.” (Pg. 224) Farmer told him, “I think Lazar’s story is a bunch of sh-t… You can’t lie about your background and have two wives at the same time and get a Top Secret security clearance! Lazar seems like a smart guy, but you can be a smart guy and a sociopath at the same time. There are people with borderline personality disorders, schizophrenics, who are able to weave very good stories… If you were really paranoid and tended to believe in the aliens, Lazar’s story would be a pretty good one to latch your teeth into. But there have bene disc stories at the Test Site since the sixties. Lazar’s saucer design comes from Billy Meier, Zeta Reticuli is mentioned by Betty and Barney Hill; ‘S-4’ is a real place at TTR. Lazar’s story just brings all those things together in one package.” (Pg. 239)
He says of one of John Lear’s appearances on a 1996 radio show, “Lear was challenged to confirm or deny his continuing loyalty to a list of fantastic claims. For the record, he abandoned his allegations that JFK was assassinated by his limousine driver, that Area 51 is covered by a five-square-mile roof, that two billion aliens live in the mountainside alongside U.S. highway 93, and that the Nellis Range has a special jail just for ufologists. He continued to hold, however, that underground tunnels crisscross the Southwest, that extraterrestrials eat human beings, that alien abductees are controlled by electronic implants by remote control, that eighty species of EBEs are visiting Earth, that a race of Reptilians is sequestered in the Nellis Range … that the Moon contains not only water but a six-mile high tower… and that, ‘beyond a shadow of a doubt,’ there is an extensive underground base at Dulce, New Mexico. Breaking new ground, Lear also revealed that two flying saucers crashed in Nevada in 1995, that the U.S. Navy (as opposed to the Air Force) controls the UFO cover-up, that the latest Groom range land grab was engineered to decoy attention from more secret facilities, and that the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency invented the Internet in 1967.” (Pg. 259-260)
This book will be of keen interest those interested in some of the more ‘far out’ theories regarding Area 51, and related topics.