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714 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1596
This single conversation had such an effect on the old lady that she was ready to fart ferociously and pee in her pants, in her excitement[re: an aunt arranging to essentially sell her widowed niece to His-men Ch’ing.]
There are camel lanterns
And green lion lanterns,
Bearing priceless rarities, snorting and roaring;
As well as gibbon lanterns
And white elephant lanterns,
Proffering treasures fit to ransom cities,
Gamboling and playing.
All arms and legs,
Crab lanterns,
Cavort in the clear waves;
With gaping mouths and long beards,
Catfish lanterns,
Gulp down green algae
Silver mouths vie with one another in brilliance,
Snowy willows compete with each other in beauty;
Pair by pair, the follow in the wake of brocade sashes
And dangling pomanders,
Branch by branch, they brush against decorated pennants and turquoise carriage curtains.
…
The makers of artificial plum blossoms,
Attach them ubiquitously to dead branches.
Paper cutouts of spring moths,
Stuck rakishly in the hair over the temples,
Quiver in the east wind;
Gold-flecked gimcrack hairpins,
Twinkle atop chignons with a glitter
that rivals the sun’s.