★ 2 stars
⤹ ┊ Lock Every Door revolves around Jules Larsen, a twenty-something who desperately needs a fresh start — she just lost her job, broke up with her cheating boyfriend, and to make things even worse, she has no place to live. her run of bad luck comes to an end (or so she thinks) when she lands a job as an ‘apartment sitter’ at the Bartholomew, a prestigious and glamorous building in Manhattan. Jules will get paid one thousand dollars every week for three months to basically just live there and “do nothing” besides following a few strict rules. she’s not allowed to have visitors, post pictures of the building on any social media, speak to other residents (unless spoken to), talk about what happens inside the building, and she must spend every night in her apartment. even with those strange rules, Jules finds herself accepting right away without thinking twice since she thinks the job opportunity seems perfect... but soon enough she’s going to discover the dark secrets of the Bartholomew and realize that nothing is quite as perfect as it seems.
thriller is one of my go-to genres, but honestly, i feel like it’s more fitting to say that it was one of my go-to genres because i genuinely can’t even remember the last time i read a good thriller that really left me satisfied. i keep reading disappointing thrillers one after another and, needless to say, it’s been an exhausting ride. that’s the reason why i’m not reading much of this genre lately. but when i saw glowing reviews for this book and people saying how amazing it was, i thought to myself “let’s give it a try, maybe this one is actually good and interesting.” spoiler alert: it is not. it’s the exact opposite of these things.
the promise of this book is intriguing and judging by its synopsis i did think it had a lot of potential, but unfortunately, the story lacks any redeeming qualities and the execution leaves much to be desired. everything was just poorly written and badly executed.
starting with the protagonist, she was absolutely infuriating and painfully stupid. it’s not news that main characters in thrillers are, for the majority of time, incapable of using their brains to make logical or rational decisions. sure, i can see why that happens, if the characters were super clever from the get go, the story would be pointless, right? right. but even so, i couldn’t help but feel annoyed and bothered by Jules and her dumb decision-making. this lady truly got on my nerves. how can someone be so painfully stupid, pathetic and naive? geez. the opportunity of having a job (if we can call it that) that pays a thousand dollars every week is very tempting and i don’t judge her considering the option because i, too, wouldn’t let that opportunity pass, especially if i was in her place, but the whole thing was obviously too good to be true. the red flags were there from the very beginning and, as much as i would love that amount of money, i personally wouldn’t take the risk and play blind since i can be very paranoid and i’m not that insane. our main character, on the other hand, proved to be insane though; she ignored all the red flags and just accepted the offer without even questioning a thing. look, i’m not saying she should’ve refused the job — as i said earlier, the plot would literally be nonexistent if she had done that and this is fictional, after all. however, i think it was kind of unrealistic the fact that she didn’t show any suspicion at first even though all the signs were literally shoved in her face. Jules’ best friend, Chloe (god bless her, the only sane person in this book), tried to knock some sense into her and warned about how things seemed off, but she just brushed it off so easily and didn’t show a single hint of fear or wariness. like, i know you are desperate for the money and all, but come on girl... you seriously can’t be that gullible! [she can. and she is.]
and to the surprise of absolutely no one, Jules proceeded to be the most dumb and irritating person throughout the rest of the book. making the stupidest and unsafest decisions, minding everyone’s business but her own, and proving more than once that she had a low level of intelligence. i wasn’t a fan of her character and i did not like the way she was written. Jules was unlikable from beginning to end and in my opinion she didn’t have any endearing qualities, which is a sad thing, but it’s not much of a surprise to me given the fact that sometimes male authors don’t know how to write compelling and authentic female characters. who’s shocked? not me, that’s for sure.
the story itself, like i said, doesn’t have any redeeming qualities. i really don’t want to be be bitter but i genuinely can’t think of anything positive to say about it. as a whole, it’s slow, weak, and dull. i am not exaggerating when i say that not even fifty pages in and i was already disliking every single aspect of it. the only reason why i didn’t give up is because i believed that i would get invested at some point, but as you can easily guess, i never did. i should’ve dnfed it halfway through when i realized that things weren’t getting better and not waste more of my time, but i decided to make it to the end since i still had a little bit of hope that the plot twist would make all my suffering worth it. and oh boy... i couldn’t be more wrong.
the twist was sort of wild, and in some way, unpredictable; but i am not saying that in a good way. that’s not, by any means, a compliment, so don’t take the wrong impression. as a thriller lover, i adore a plot twist that is extremely hard to predict (i mean, duh) but i must say that that alone is not enough. do you know what else i need? a twist that is amazing and makes a bit of sense. i feel like a few thriller authors think that only making their twists very unpredictable will leave us satisfied, but eh, not exactly. in addition, we need something well-thought-out and, if it’s not too much to ask, a tad believable/realistic. sadly, i don’t feel like Riley gave us that here, not even close. what he came up with was ridiculous to say the least. i liked a little the creepy vibes (that explains the 2 stars) but generally speaking, i couldn’t find the outcome super believable and enjoyable. such a shame... this book had several interesting directions it could have taken — or at least i’m generous to think it had — and yet, the author ended up possibly choosing the worst one.
Riley Sager offered a bland, tedious story that didn’t live up to its hype. if you are looking for a mind-blowing and captivating thriller read, then i do not recommend Lock Every Door because it is none of these things, sorry. it was my first book by this author and i couldn’t help but feel extremely disappointed.
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⤿ started on may 1, 2024.
people say thrillers are perfect to cure reading slumps and i hope they are right because i just want to be free from this slump... i’m literally desperate at this point. 😩