This satirical look at the average middle-class Caucasian man provides haunting insight into the deepest and darkest thoughts which tumble through the minds of the everyday Middle-aged White Man. Markus Stanfield has spent the last decade taking his family, and indeed, his own life for granted. His constant lamentations and overhanded generalizations lead him down a cynically paved road to oblivion as he attempts to navigate the 'woke' culture without offending each and every person he comes in contact with (spoiler alert, he fails). Sex, marriage, alcohol, politics, adultery and ghosts; not necessarily in that order. *READ THIS BOOK IF YOU'D LIKE TO UNDERSTAND HOW DONALD TRUMP WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT!