1.5 Stars!
(Just a head’s up! This review discusses sexual scenes in detail, with frequent, graphic mentions of female and male anatomy).
So, I haven’t played the game in years, but the setting of The Big Waste — which is called the Big Waste itself — kiiind of reminds me of the radioactive wasteland in the game Fallout 3. Except this book has more monsters.
Speaking of which.
The summary of this book is pretty misleading, in my opinion. The summary makes the plot sound like the main character, Iggy, will be fighting against monsters and fighting for survival. I thought he would be trying to AVOID the ghouls in the Big Waste, battle them off if he needed to.
Yeah, uh... not really?
He fucks them all instead!
Yes, the summary says that there is some graphic sex in this book. I accepted the review request because, while I do not read or review straight up erotica, I can usually handle a scene or so, as long as it doesn’t overrun the entire book, and even though there was sex, I didn’t think it would overrun most of the plot. It didn’t sound that way.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
The scenes themselves aren’t very long, yes, but within less than 100 pages, our main dude Iggy fucks a wolf girl and a vampire chic. The wolf girl, in particular, kind of reminds me of the short story “The Wolf Girl,” found in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. When I read the disclaimer for sex, I accepted the sexual bits, but I did not expect him to fuck??? actual monsters that wanted to EAT HIM???
Right before he and Wolf Girl fucked, Wolfie ate a fucking DEAD CARCASS. I’m not sure if it was human or not, if it specified I didn’t catch it, but... it’s... fucked up either way?? During the part where they were, ah, together, I was half expecting Wolf Girl to just, like... rip Iggy’s throat out. And, also, I don’t think the fact that her mouth/tongue/breath would taste like a fucking CORPSE would be very appealing to ANYONE. And if it is, I, uh... don’t really want to associate with you.
And the sex scene itself was a goddamn... experience?
Please note, I have no idea if the author is male, female, or another gender. I read this book because they messaged me on Goodreads, so I was never in contact with a Facebook profile, and they don’t have a picture of themselves up on their Goodreads account. I’m not sure what the initials in their pen name stand for, so the name “C.W. Ashley” could go either way, gender-wise. I am not judging the sex scenes based off their gender, I am judging based off the fact of “what the fuck did I just read.”
But no matter their gender, I find the fact that they wrote about Wolf Girl’s “gray vagina” quite a bit... concerning. I don’t care if you’re a monster creature or the purest saint. If I had one I do not think I would want my penis to be, “A pillar of pure pleasure pumping sexual streams of energy to all corners of his body,” inside A DUSTY ASS GRAY VAGINA. I may be asexual, but I think even allosexual people can agree with me in that that entire situation is a big, steaming pile of WHAT THE FUCK.
I take what I said earlier about the book reminding me of Fallout 3 back. I think the settings were kind of similar, but I don’t recall ever fucking a Raider or a GODDAMN RADROACH in Fallout. What the hell.
I haven’t DNFed a book in a long time — I didn’t even DNF Call Me By Your Name, and y’all know how much I ABSOLUTELY HA— I mean, very clearly adore that book!!! :-) — but I totally skimmed everything after Iggy fucked the vampire. I don’t even... know what I read, really? Thank God it wasn’t that long.
I just... I dunno. I don’t think a 1-star is very accurate, because I do like the detail put into the setting, despite the brevity of the work, but a 2-star would be extremely close to pushing it. Of course, unless the book is truly problematic — *cough*CMBYN*cough* — then I don’t believe in condemning it and being all like “YOU SHOULD NEVER READ THIS BOOK EVER,” but... I’m not quite sure what I could recommend about this book, other than maybe the setting. I don’t think it was problematic, really, just the... subject matter wasn’t really handled all that well.
I just. Hm.
Maybe if you like monsters? There are definitely a lot of them, and, hey, maybe some people will like things about the sexy bits that I didn’t/couldn’t pick up.
I just can’t get over the goddamn gray vagina, man.