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Dirty Laundry

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Winchester School of the Arts is "The Laundromat" because students kicked out of better schools go as "dirty laundry." Carli, gorgeous pigtailed actress, goes undercover to research her role. 'Fun', Fellini Udall Newport, embittered senior and graffiti artist is almost expelled — until his dad and money convince the headmaster to work off his crime as Carli's assistant.

When beautiful talented senior Darcy Novak vanishes, Carli and Fun discover each other's hidden talents, but villain sets them up. Can they save Darcy and themselves? Or will they wash out?

229 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2008

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Daniel Ehrenhaft

19 books58 followers
Daniel Ehrenhaft is the author of several dozen books for children and young adults—so many books, in fact, that he has lost count. He has often written under the pseudonym Daniel Parker (his middle name, which is easier to spell and pronounce than his last), and occasionally Erin Haft. He lives in Brooklyn with his wife Jessica, as well as a scruffy dog named Gibby and a psychotic cat named Bootsy. When he isn't writing, he tirelessly travels the globe on a doomed mission to achieve rock stardom. As of this date, his musical credits include the composition of bluegrass soundtrack numbers for the epic straight-to-video B movie The Grave, a brief stint playing live rap music to baffled Filipino audiences in Hong Kong, and scoring the still-picture montage Election Trip. He once worked in a cheese shop. He was fired.

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Profile Image for Cyndi.
2,452 reviews122 followers
September 21, 2018
Pretty good book. Our heroine is an actress planning to prepare for her role as a teenage ‘naughty’ girl in a prep school. And there is my problem with the book. Her character often slipped into a six year old mindset. She was a squeaky clean Mary Jane who would do something benign so she would appear ‘naughty.’ (Maybe I just hate that word. Seems like it should only be used by small children and porn stars)
Meanwhile our hero had earned his place as the ‘bad boy’ by writing graffiti on buildings. Nothing lurid just ‘Fun loves Charity.’ His name is Fun (don’t ask) and his ex girlfriend is named Charity. Our heroine thought it meant he liked doing good deeds. 🤦‍♀️
Even the mysterious disappearance of an off-book character didn’t save it. But, I did like the plot, just needed better characters.
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1,555 reviews51 followers
October 27, 2018
I found this book in a Little Free Library and decided to check it out. At first, I wasn't sure what to think...it's told in dual perspectives and jumps back and forth a lot at the beginning. But once I got into it, I was hooked. Fun and Carli alternately tell the tale of a missing classmate and their goal to be the ones to find her.

In addition to the mystery of the missing student, there's also the story of Carli and Fun, who are living with their own secrets. All of this is told in a boarding school setting that is very interesting.

I think teens will enjoy this story.
Profile Image for Isel.
1,478 reviews36 followers
August 8, 2018
... Not my thing.
I was hoping I would enojoy it more since it has been on my to read list since I was in highschool lol.
I know I finished it pretty fast but it wasn't because I was enjoying it more like because it was a short book and I didn't want to stop because then I knew it would be a long while before I picked it up again.
I didn't follow it very well but I do know everyone was messed up (like waaaaay messed up). I definitely did not like any of the characters and you know maybe because it was a bit like a mystery book might be part of the reason this book is not for me, since I'm not really into mystery and all that, you know 🤷
Some parts were funny. Made me chuckle. In my head. Not out loud.
Profile Image for Jennifer Wardrip.
Author 5 books517 followers
November 9, 2012
Reviewed by Jaglvr for TeensReadToo.com

Carli Gemz is going undercover. She's off to the Winchester School of the Arts to get into character for her upcoming TV series, Private Nights. She will have the son of the creator, Fellini Udall Newport (aka FUN) at her disposal as her personal assistant.

Fun has no desire to be the slave to Carli, whom he has to refer to as Sheila Smith, her character's name. Being her assistant is part of the arrangement his father has made with Headmaster Stanton to keep Fun at Winchester. Fun should've been kicked out for his graffiti art around campus. Instead, his girlfriend, Charity, was expelled for getting caught in the male dorm. Life is not fair.

Senior year starts out with the news that Darcy Novak, the basic do-gooder of the senior class, has gone missing. Fun's roommate, Nails, used to date Darcy and may be a suspect in her disappearance. Also in question is Darcy's most recent boyfriend, Kirk Bishop. Kirk's family has donated enormous amounts of money to Winchester, and he is able to get away with just about anything.

When Fun and Carli meet, they actually form a bond and the two decide to investigate Darcy's disappearance, each for their own reasons. As they stumble through the first part of the school year, the mystery around Darcy grows. More of their acquaintances come under suspect, and the two no longer know who they can trust.

Told in alternating voices, Fun and Carli reveal their thoughts to the reader as they try to figure out what happened to Darcy. They both have their own issues to work through, but they come to rely on each other as they days pass and the mystery is no closer to being solved.

DIRTY LAUNDRY bounces back and forth between the two characters. At times it was hard to keep track of who was doing the talking, but overall, the story was intriguing. Mr. Ehrenhaft was able to keep the intrigue surrounding Darcy's disappearance cleverly hidden up until the final few pages.

Fun and Carli were both creative characters with quirky personalities, but it would be nice to see their characters develop even more in a follow-up story.

Profile Image for Teen.
312 reviews24 followers
March 14, 2009
If I were to sum up my reading experience with Dirty Laundry in one word it would be : TIRESOME. A young actress, who often falls into "guilt spirals", attends a boarding school for misfits under a different name as research for her next TV series. The director of the TV series happens to have a son at the academy who, under duress, to be her assistant. The day before "Sheila Smith" arrives on campus a student disappears, and suspecting foul play "Sheila" and F.U.N. (yes the book is rife with witty character nicknames) set out to find her. I personally did not like the one to two sentence chapter summaries prior to each section of the book. Also I can't get over the line where Sheila says "All guys think about is sex" and F.U.N. acts as if it something he has never heard before. If the character was trying to convey sarcasm, this reader sure didn't see it. I think this book was supposed to be similar in tone to Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, but it isn't anywhere close. CT/DLR
8 reviews
May 7, 2015
This book is a good read for a light hearted mystery. Undercover actress, Carli, is joined by a boy called FUN to solve a misery at Winchester, a boarding school known as the laundry mat. Students are sent to Winchester because they are trouble or on their last leg. The first day that Sheila Smith ( Carli) and FUN attended the school a girl called Darcy Novak goes missing. Carli and FUN decide to investigate and find outmost really happened. This is a fast read, although it can be hard to get use to how it goes back and forth from Carli's perspective to FUN's. I recommend this book for a simple, exciting thriller.
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574 reviews9 followers
June 24, 2010
not as great as i expected it to be but it was good
Profile Image for Lela.
55 reviews
December 11, 2013
(Elective reading)

Summary: The Winchester School of the Arts is nicknamed "the laundromat" because of the reputation it has of taking in the screw-ups from the better boarding schools in the area. One of these pieces of dirty laundry is the cynical and trouble-making "Fun" Newport. The other is a young actress named Carli, studying for an upcoming gig she has about the boarding school party life. Fun is to be Carli's personal assistant as she learns. Problem: Darcy Novak, the most popular and put-together girl on campus, has gone missing. Together, Fun and Carli try to solve the mystery of her disappearance while not getting caught doing so.

Response: I have to be honest--this was pretty tragic. It didn't seem geared to high school students as much as it was geared to middle-school students. In all honesty, however, I don't think this book is very understandable to any public-school-going student. It is set at a boarding school, and unless you have lived in dorms before, you can't really get into the idea of how it is scary.

Of course, it isn't scary at all because it isn't written well. But one can tell that it is supposed to be tense.

This book is supposed to be a caper, but there are so many plot holes and issues that the reader (at least this reader) is insanely bored. We don't care enough about the characters to be as in depth in the story as we would have to be in order to feel like it was a mystery. When the reveal comes, it is so ridiculously anticlimactic and stupid that it was borderline comical, which is sad because Ehrenhaft tried very hard to be funny throughout the book. It didn't work.

It is a good thing I read a different Ehrenhaft novel before this one; I would have never given him another chance if I hadn't. In talking to him over email, however, he had warned me that this was "not [his] best work" and that I probably shouldn't expect much. All I can say is that I am glad he knows it.
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1,618 reviews73 followers
August 28, 2013
2.5 stars. Fun is a teen boy at a boarding school, tasked by his Hollywood father to help "Sheila", a "new student" at the school - really, "Sheila" is an undercover actress named Carli looking to research an upcoming role. Right before Carli arrives, a student disappears, and Carli and Fun decide to take it upon themselves to solve the case, since no one else seems interested in doing so.

Most of this book was pretty average. Carli and Fun alternately narrate the story, which is also broken up into parts with brief summaries of what each chapter is about to cover. For good measure, there was also the text of the headmaster's speech, the transcript of a radio interview, and blog entries. The framing made it kind of odd, as the segments didn't seem to mesh together well.

I did enjoy the camaraderie between Carli and Fun, but the characters were pretty thin overall. I was mainly interested enough in the mystery to keep reading until the end. The actual solution to the main mystery (the student's disappearance) was on the weak side, but I really liked the little mysteries that were revealed along the way - mainly secrets other students were keeping. All these mysteries, however, didn't really take much of a form until almost halfway through the book, and even then, the majority of the story focused on their regular lives. There were also a number of odd plotlines along the way - suspicions that certain people might be the culprits, or doubting stories classmates told - that seemed to do no more than pad the book.

This book wasn't bad, but it didn't stand out either. It's not a book I'd recommend seeking out, but if you come across a copy, it's not the worst thing to read. At the very least, it kept me entertained for an hour or two.
Profile Image for Andrea.
236 reviews61 followers
May 28, 2009
Review at The Little Bookworm

Welcome to Winchester School of the Arts, a place where the dirty laundry of other boarding schools is sent, the kids who are too bad to go anywhere else.
Enter Carli Gemz ("games"), a beautiful girl sent by the producer of her new TV show to learn about boarding school and being bad.
Here's Fun (Fellini Udall Newport), the producer's son who is made to be Carli's assistant or else by his dad.
Exit Darcy Novak, one of the good girls at Winchester. She's disappeared and the cops and school are a little lackadaisical about finding her.
Now Carli is involved in finding Darcy, partly out of curiosity, partly to help her get out of a shame spiral, which is frequently has since her life is so perfect and she is so talented. And Fun is involved since he liked Darcy well enough and has to assist Carli in whatever she does. Welcome to Winchester where it's all Fun and Games.

I liked this book. It was so funny and strange at the same time. Fun was a great character and his relationship to Carli was pretty good. There were a couple of things that threw me though. One was Carli's roommate, Miranda, and Fun's "crush" on her. It was a weird detail and didn't really gel with me. Another was Fun's roommate, Nails. He bothered me which I know he was suppose to but I wished more had been explained about him.

I liked how they sort of accidentally solved the case. It was different from most mysteries where the "detective" intensely goes out looking for clues. The ending was a little wrapped up even for a mystery, but I'd like to see more from Carli and Fun.
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Author 38 books253 followers
September 1, 2009
Carli Gemz (pronounced "games") is a teen actress who has just landed a role in a new TV show: Private Nights. Since she'll be playing a bitchy teen queen and a boarding school, Carli is being enrolled undercover at the Winchester School of the Arts, an East coast boarding school where all the freaks, geeks, and would-be criminals are sent after being kicked out of more prestigious academies. With a reputation for harboring the "dirty laundry" of the social elite, Carli knows that the few weeks she'll be spending as Sheila Smith will be pretty wild, but she never imagined that, together with her boss's son (and her new personal assistant), she'd wind up investigating the disappearance and possible murder of Winchester's favorite student, Darcy Novak. Fun, the aforementioned son of Carli'a boss, is only still attending Winchester because of the money the school is getting from his dad for hosting Carli. He and his room-mate, Nails, would usually be up to no good, but with Carli on campus and the disappearance of Darcy, he has better things to do. Especially when it turns out that everyone is a suspect. Ehrenhaft's novel is part mystery part sattire, at times dark and at other times sweet. The characters are completely three-dimensional, and while they will surprise you, their motives and methods are realistic within the context of the wacky world of Winchester. This is not the sort of book that one can put down easily.
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1,554 reviews99 followers
March 26, 2009
Dirty Laundry reminded me of Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist because of the writing style. Both styles were aimed towards the teens with all the slangs and whatnot and both were styles that I really disliked.

Both characters, Carli and Fun, did not have a lot of depth in their personalities and character-wise. They were both like 2D characters and I was not particularly fond of either one of them.

Sure, the plot itself was fairly interesting but because the writing style irked me, I wasn’t able to thoroughly enjoy the storyline. I liked the idea of an actress going undercover to research her role and having an “undercover” assistant to guide her along the way. I hated how Carli kept comparing herself to Sheila, the role she was to play, and it wasn’t until the second half of the book did she finally stop comparing every other page. I am also tired of the whole prep school theme that has been going on for who-knows-how-long and that’s also probably why I disliked Dirty Laundry. I don’t mind reading them but after a number of the same types of books…I mean, a girl’s gotta have some choices, right?

The ending also was shot. Dirty Laundry definitely didn’t have a very strong ending and it just basically made the whole book go down the toilet. So in case if you haven’t noticed, I did not have such a high opinion on this book.
Profile Image for Hollie.
197 reviews40 followers
June 14, 2013
This review was first posted on Music, Books and Tea

I picked this up whilst on holiday for about $3. I thought the premise was quite interesting, and figured that as it was published by Harper, it couldn't be that bad, right? I was kinda wrong. This book was alright at best. The plot was very weak, the characters weren't much better, and for such a short book, it took me far too long to read.


What worked for me: Although the plot was weak, I did still want to know what happened at the end, but other than that, there wasn't really much that worked for me with this book I'm afraid.


What didn't work for me: I didn't like the characters. I found Carli annoying, Fun tiresome and everyone else two dimensional. The plot was rather weak, and the ending was extremely anti-climatic. This just wasn't the fun read I expected it to be.


I'm actually rather disappointed with this book, and it was only whilst writing this review that I realised that. This book could have been far, far better, but unfortunately, it just wasn't.
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December 11, 2014
The Winchester School of artsnicknamed tthe laundromat because that's where better schools sent their "dirty laundry" (bad kids) a young actress named Carli often gets into guilt trips, goes to a boarding school for troubled kids but this girl goes to those as a kid under a different name "Sheila Smith". She went under a different name to help research for her next TV show. The director of the TV show has a kid that it's a boy that goes to the school. Fellini Udall Neeport has no interest to be Carli's assistant F.U.N should have been kicked out of school for graffiti or around the campus instead F.U.N girlfriend is kicked out for getting caught in the males dorm. Senior year starts out with the news that Darcy Novak is the girl that is good and basically your teachers pet. Fun's roommate Nails used to date or the day before school arrived ask Darcy at the school went missing fun and Sheila goes looking for the missing girl the missing girl is Darcy. And if you want to know what happens you have to read the book.
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658 reviews6 followers
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April 2, 2009
Carli, a successful young actress, goes undercover at the Winchester School in New England to prepare for a starring role in Private Nights ("Gossip Girl meets The Facts of Life, but edgier!") But Winchester has its own secrets--top student Darcy Novak has disappeared, and everyone's a suspect. This slight, comedic, and very quirky mystery has an arch tone that may entrance some readers but puzzle others.

(About halfway through I suddenly thought, "Is he satirizing John Green?" The literary allusion, world-weary teenage boys, boarding-school setting, missing girl... once I started thinking of this book as a satire of John Green, it worked better for me. Still not positive I would recommend it, but it did make me laugh a few times.)
Profile Image for Michele.
743 reviews
May 4, 2011
I'm listened to this book, but Good Reads doesn't have that edition as an option, so I chose the book cover. I put it on the "just can't finish" shelf, however, I don't like having things not finished so I struggled through this story, or actually, lack of a story. The plot is rich, mentally messed-up, kids attend a run-down boarding school, and a student goes missing. An actress, learning for her next role, goes to the boarding school and gets involved with the mystery. The story did not catch my attention and doesn't seem believable. I know it is fiction, but good in fiction, the author makes you feel like you are there and belong.
Profile Image for Janelle.
147 reviews
April 3, 2009
This was such a horrible book, I couldn't even finish it. I got to about fifty pages until the end, and just had to stop. I had no idea what the plot was, and nothing had happened over the course of around one hundred pages! The only interesting plot line was that a girl disappeared, and her ex-boyfriend might be a killer. That's it. The rest was really repetitive, and boring. Also, I hated the format of the book, how it alternated between Fun and Carli. Just not my cup of tea.
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2,934 reviews95 followers
July 20, 2012
He seems tapped out as far as boarding school novel content goes, since this didn't offer anything new. I almost returned it unfinished, annoyed by the format and the constant flip-flopping between Fun & Carli's voices, but stubbornness kept me going until the slower-than-molasses mystery picked up enough for me to be interested in the answer. (Seriously, I was at least one third of the way through the book and still couldn't figure out why I was supposed to care that Darcy was missing.)
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191 reviews6 followers
February 13, 2009
Undercover teen starlet and trouble-making graffiti artist solve the mystery of a disappeared girl at a boarding school. The characters weren't people I think most could relate to, and the reason behind the girl's disappearance seemed kinda stupid. It was a fairly quick read though, and I enjoyed it overall.
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444 reviews11 followers
April 6, 2010
Carli is an actress who's sent undercover to a boarding school to research a role. Fun is the son of the show's producer, and he's forced to act as her "assistant" while she's there. The only glitch is, a student disappeared before school started, so the campus is crawling with rumors. Carli, with Fun's help, decides to tries to unravel the mystery. Told in alternate voices.
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751 reviews
July 12, 2013
Very different. Not bad, but I am still not sure what I thought of it. Bizarre is a word that comes to mind. It kept my interest, but the language, as usual, was not necessary and I could really use a good teen writer whom did not find it part of the story. Thank heaven for Alley Carter. Same genre, only better written.
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991 reviews58 followers
September 27, 2014
This is one of those books that someone like me looks at and thinks "no way, no how". But I ignored my initial thoughts and read it anyway just wanting to read something light and fluffy that would put a smile on my face. It was exactly what I expected, except for the fact that it didnt put a smile on my face it made me cringe but hey what can ya do?
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36 reviews4 followers
April 17, 2013
This book is like your typical YA book, except for one add on: mystery.

I like the fact that someone has actually gone missing and the main character has to solve the mystery. If you're someone like me and read a lot of YA you'll find this to be nice b/c you're tired of the same old plot for every YA book.
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1,974 reviews25 followers
December 9, 2008
Overly clever he-said/she-said novel about a hollywood actress who goes undercover at a new england boarding school (researching a role) at the same time that a popular girl has gone missing. Fine, quick, read, but nothing special.
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49 reviews1 follower
March 9, 2009
This book was different, it goes like a diary but for the two main characters. I still found it interesting but difficult to follow. The author mixes too much mystery, romance and other topics. I enjoyed reading it.
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974 reviews17 followers
May 1, 2013
A cute read with little to no literary value. Not saying that's a bad thing, though when I wasn't paying close attention, I sometimes confused my main characters.
Still, I wasn't expecting War and Peace so no harm!
Recommended for sophomore guys.
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