I will remain forever baffled at how highly these books are rated. I just...I just. No.
I'm not even adding these to a genre-shelf because they're non-categorizable to me. IDK what they are, but you can't classify them as "middle-grade" or "young-adult" based on the fact they're Disney or fairy-tales or the writing style/plot. I've read middle-grade books that have a simple writing style, but are emotionally deep and resonant. To say that these are "middle grade" because of the content/style is NOT fair to well-written children's books.
✖️-- 90% of this book is people sitting around talking and telling stories and drinking tea. What action there is, is quickly dispensed with off-page or in one line. (See below. I'll save the spoilers for after I rant about some other things.)
✖️-- Also: SO. MUCH. TEA. We get it. They drink tea.
And the question of "why the Odd Sisters need teacups" is weak and contrived.
✖️-- And a lot of that talking is rehashing what happened in the previous 5 books. IMHO, because that's the only way to make sense of the needlessly convoluted plot.
The plot is so contrived and doesn't fit together at all. There *could* have been some potential here, but it doesn't feel like it was planned out in advance -- at least to the point where you could have laid the groundwork for the plot in the past 5 books.
✖️-- 90% of this book is also dialogue. There are chapters with pages of dialogue and only a few lines of non-dialogue. Characters (again, 90% of the time) "say" or "ask" things; no variety. The other 10% has got to be them screaming or yelling at each other, because that's how (what passes for) conflict here is depicted.
✖️-- Heavy overuse of ! (exclamation points) and ? (question marks) and " " (quotation marks).
✖️-- Conflict is generated by abrupt, whiplash-inducing character turns. It's not inconsistent with past growth/development, because there is none. In the past books, Snow and the Queen have a good relationship -- loving and better than when the Queen was alive. Now, all of a sudden, the Queen wants to possess Snow again, for absolutely no reason except that the Odd Sisters need an "ally" / someone to do their dirty work for them. And instead of exploring that nuanced relationship, the Queen just turns momentarily evil, does evil things, then I guess suddenly remembers she loves Snow so she can warn her at the end. IDK anymore. Same with Pflanze.
✖️-- 90% (and that might be generous) is also Original Characters. Snow White is shoe-horned in, and the Fairy Godmother makes an obligatory appearance, but most of the book revolves around Circe, the Odd Sisters, Gothel's sisters, Nanny, Jacob, Pflanze and Oberon. (And the characters with the WORST names -- Princess Tulip Morningstar & Mrs. Tiddlebottom.) Which, yeah, isn't necessarily a bad thing, but this is a Disney Villains series; some original characters should exist, yes, but this book really drove home the point that this is the story that Valentino wanted to tell; the Disney Villains feel like side characters in someone else's story.
Now, I am not one to hatefully bash books, because I know how much time and work and care goes into them. But this is my 7th book in this series that I have read and I still have no idea what the deal is with the Odd Sisters because...
✖️-- IT'S NOT EVEN THE ODD SISTERS STORY.
Up until Chapter 16 (page 231/274), the Odd Sisters were barely in 10% of this book. This is supposed to be THEIR story, according to the book jacket, but they're barely in it.
And this goes back to the whole "everyone sits around waiting and reading or telling stories." The plot doesn't happen -- it's TOLD TO YOU. So what could have been a kinda cool story from Nestis & Manea & the Odd Sisters POVs, is just a fragmented story spread out over 274 pages and not even told in full.
Because one of the big things is that the Odd Sisters HATE Snow White and always have.
BUT WHY?!?!?
We never get an answer. The BEST -- the absolute best that is a HUGE stretch -- that I can come up with based on one line, is that being raised as the cousin/niece of King White they thought they would inherit the kingdom. Because the only thing closely resembling a clue is that they want to be Queen of their own kingdom and Snow White took what belonged to them.
So it's either:
(1) The Kingdom Thing -- which doesn't make sense, because the king's sister / their time growing up there is NEVER mentioned (which it could have been, had it ACTUALLY been their story), and because Snow White is the daughter of the king. So. Inheritance and all that.
--or--
(2) It's the Circe thing -- which again DOESN'T MAKE SENSE because they've allegedly hated Snow White her whole life, but Snow only meets Circe when she's older.
(And a grandmother. Which apparently is forgotten in this book.) If the Odd Sisters foresaw Snow taking Circe away from them (or whatever gets them pissed off) then maybe that would explain the hate? But it's never made clear.
And ultimately doesn't matter because things change at whim in this world and consistency doesn't matter.
Like Hazel (and Primrose, who are both magically alive again, because why not) who can suddenly fling around curses despite (1) NOT having had Manea's blood as stated here (again, EW with the blood drinking) and (2) being kidnapped from a nearby village and not having any magical blood.
Maybe she learned in the "Place Between"? IDK. Plot events happen by convenience and contrivance here: people can read each other's minds, people sleep for a long time and suddenly know/understand things....
But the part that REALLY gets me is reading through 95% of this book to get to this:
"Either way their story would live on in the book of fairy tales, as all their stories had, if readers looked deep enough. Surely the book would contain the story of how the old queen Grimhilde had captured poor Opal. Or how Snow White was finally free of her mother. Or how the odd sisters had used old and sinister magic to bring Maleficent back from the dead. Or the story of a brave young woman named Tulip who made peace between the Cyclopean Giants and the Tree Lords. All their stories were there, written or waiting to be written."
The INFURIATING thing is that these are ALL events that the readers of this story were TOLD happened -- off "screen" -- even though they should have been a focus of the story Valentino was telling.
The Odd Sisters using "old and sinister magic" to bring Maleficent back and escape from the Mirror Plane or whatever SHOULD have been the focus of part of this book: it's their story. But instead, we just get the Fairy Godmother getting a crow with the news and freaking out before running off to make, you guessed it, TEA.
I am so confused by these books. And I keep expecting clarity and answers which is 100% on me but still. I don't feel like it's too much to ask as a reader.