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200 pages, Hardcover
First published June 18, 2020
Determining the depth of rot that’s blackening the surface can’t always be left to deities or legislators—sometimes what’s needed is to tie a string around the tooth and shut the door lively.
Cormac was off again, saying we were all so wet for buildings and holidays because any stunted eejit can understand them things, and the government could only fathom factories and stadiums besides—more of the same. There’s more helicopters in Ireland than high-speed modems. Yeah yeah yeah, it was normal to covet our own places after a century’s occupation, he said, but we’d need to get wise if all this luck wasn’t to be idled away. He flung his arms out to the fair, like a ringmaster whose arena encompasses the far reaches of the imagination. But he wasn’t imaginative. He was a ledger.
But what did I know about economics? Only that it’s a creed we’re all baptised into against our will, and our heads can be pushed back underwater and held there if ever the fealty wavers..
conversing with fellas in pinstriped suits that weren’t even Adidas.
The waves pushed in a lip of scum for a reminder of the great chilling world that’s in it, full of razor clams and spiral conches people take home and hold up to their ears to remember their holidays.
The play that was on was a home-grown thing called Bailegangaire by a Galway sham, Tom Murphy. An baile gan gáire means ‘the town without laughter’ and what a title that was to make a man hold his breath. What a national Christening was that. The town, for we were only ever a town and nothing larger; the town without, for we were defined by what we weren’t—not married, not fertile, practising, prosperous, no longer political, no more brave rebels; the town without what? Without hope? We never needed hope to keep us going, keep us drinking. We never needed promises or prospects like the Yanks. No, no. What we could not be without is laughter—the thing austerity couldn’t touch. O-ho, the wild laughter! And what would we be without that but a grassland blackened by scarecrows, hoping the hooded game might hold off and not circle down on us as they’d done long ago, hoping they’d stay in the sky like old-fashioned film credits, gliding an eternal acknowledging script.
The night the chief died, I lost my father and the country lost a battle it wouldn't confess to be fighting. For the no-collared, labouring class. For the decent, dependable patriarch. For right of entry from the field into the garden.
Jurors were appointed to gauge the casualty. They didn't weal black. Don't they know black is flattering? The truth isn't. They kept safe and silent. I didn't. When is a confession an absolution and when it is a sentencing, I'd like to find out. I suppose there's only one outcome for souls like us--heavy-going souls the like of mine and the long-lost Chief's--and not a good one.
But I'll lay it on the line, if only to remind the People of who they are: a far cry from neutral judicial equipment. Determining the depth of rot that's blackening the surface can't always be left to deities or legislators--sometimes what's needed is to tie a string around the tooth and shut the door lively.
..a Lego-headed fella with hooded eyes, enjoying the baton swinging by his hip, and a disconsolate looking middle-aged ban-garda with a few red highlights poking out under her cap and a large continuous bosom and stomach that was kept at bay by her anti-stab vest.