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199 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 13, 2019
"You're rather wonderful."
"It's been concluded you're 'extremely unlikely' to pose a security threat to the nation. Given that your main interests in life are chocolate biscuits, board games and my cock, we could possibly have guessed that."
"I didn't marry you for money."
"Of course you didn't. You married me for my body, Zachary. That's obvious to anyone."
The entire room seemed to be hanging on this single conversation. Some people hadn't turned their page in five minutes. "So," he chirped, "new topic. Do you think I'm the first ever Farringdon member with nipple piercings?"
As a nearby diner began to choke on his soup, the waiter reappeared with their wine.