Congratulations! You’ve chosen to read a nonsensical play based in a fantasy land filled with innuendos and outdated pop culture references. Written in college (or was it high school?) by a bored student who just needed something to turn in for her creative writing project, this is a play that has never been and should never be performed in any self-respecting theater or venue of any kind.
While I can tell that this play was written by a school student I found it entertaining and imaginative (if too short). I could certainly see a revised, longer more fleshed out version being performed for a young audience.