So, I had wanted to read another book in this series, but read this one because it seemed I had already purchased it. I had decent hopes for this series, and ended this book by staying up late to rage read this. I am making this a thing, even if I am the only one who gets angry at a book and keeps reading because I can't look away from how angry it's making me.
So, what happened?
I had difficulty with Murphy's writing style. It came off as vapid and stinted. For Caroline's perspective, when she wasn't describing hotel or restaurant decore, just about every paragraph had an "I" statement. I don't know who narrates their life in this way. (You know you do it, don't lie.)
Ex: you see a cute butterfly. Do you think, "what a cute butterfly!" Or, do you think, "I see a cute butterfly over there. I need to tell people. First, I need to take a picture with my phone and post this because it is a win-win for me and the butterfly." Oddly enough, my example is pretty close to how Caroline was written.
Murphy also had a simplistic sentence structure and tended to repeat herself. She explained the Tuscany restaurant instagram for discount food deal more than once.
The only things that were written in detail were fancy hotels and designer clothes. Caroline constantly is telling the reader that she doesnt care about needing to obtaining lots of designer things, but shopping in designer stores was a good portion of the book. That is when she wasnt eating (without describing the food), sleeping, or dodging mean girls. I guess I just am not one of those girls who has wet dreams about shopping in Paris.
Speaking of Paris! All you get of the culture and sightseeing is that it happened. No romantic garden walks, dimly lit bridges, museums, cathedrals, palaces, or even a description of the food! At least describe the baguette you are stuffing in your face! I can do it for you! "I grab a piece of the freshly baked baguette. As the smell of the warm bread wafts towards me, I tear off a corner and bite into it. The crust crunches and flakes as my teeth reach the soft, airy center. It tastes of bliss and sunshine." You know, whatever.
Why did Alex believe Caroline about the affair but not about the shopping trip with Manon? He even knew Manon seeks to destroy other women. He told Caroline about that, or thought it. They both were constantly talking to the reader or others. It never stopped, so who can tell.
The Tiffany resolution and explanation of Manon was extremely anticlimactic. Manon was "some people aren't logical," and Tiffany was "I don't want to eat here if she is here." Wow. Good job. Caroline was terrified of this woman going berserk on her for practically the entire book and Tiffany doesn't even call her a name. She spills the beans on an article and basically leaves. No hair pulling, name calling, screaming, drink throwing... clearly I have seen too many episodes of Real Housewives.
Hence me going from hopeful to bored to annoyed to enraged.
I know others love this. I can't see how I seem to be the only one who feels this way about this book, but whatever. I may or may not read another book from Murphy. We shall see.