The Lazy Bastard: A Modern Productivity Guide for a World Full of Procrastinators

by Gabriel Machuret

Are you always looking for a way to do more, be more, reach that ultimate place of super productivity only to find that life continually gets in the way of your best intentions? Do you wonder where you can possibly find time for long peaceful early morning rituals to boost your productivity to the next level? Do you struggle against procrastinating and find that hours every week can magically disappear into the abyss of social media and YouTube? Do you set out everyday to have the most productive day of your life only to end the day convinced that you are somehow lacking the skills or the secrets to do so? Then you are part of the Lazy Bastard Club.The Lazy Bastard will show you not one but multiple paths to productivity and more importantly how to make peace with and tame the incessant urge to procrastinate. Follow the author’s own journey and struggle to become a productive person and fight procrastination. This book is a mix of storytelling, relatable analogies that are simple to understand and productivity tips that can be adapted to real life. Learn how to overcome challenges by learning how to fight Mike Tyson, embracing the art of stepping on Lego, and accept and embrace procrastination while taming the Lazy Bastard we all have inside us. The goal of this book is not to make you a more productive person but to show you how you have all the tools already to achieve more, do more, to enable you to have the most productive time of your life, without feeling like crap if you don’t.

93 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 28, 2019

Reviews

[Leanne Wood · Rating 5 out of 5]

Absolutely brilliant

What a classic motivational book for all us mere mortals. refreshing, realistic, funny and inspiring. A light hearted easy read that looks at plans, defining goals, changing the ways we define ourselves while accepting life and shit happens.
Loved the reverse psychology, the inner chats and that bloody little orange monster. This is a no nonsense, everything put into perspective book that will inspire even the laziest. Congratulations Gab.
My question is... Why would anyone want to be an Alpine Swift Swallow when you could be a Barn Swallow?
Loved “The Fuck Off Hour” concept . This book is down to earth, it’s about setting realistic expectations, understanding ourselves, including our limitations and peaks while being honest with yourself and In turn preventing disappointment.
It’s about listening to your inner voice, understanding our values, measuring personal productivity, setting manageable and achievable goals.
I would recommend this book to anyone who is seeking to be inspired, anyone who wants to stop being a lazy bastard. (you’re welcome,lucky you)!

Great quote: every action needs to adapt to our life, and not the other way around.
Best Hint: Not killing each other is great for long term productivity purposes.
Funniest Line: The reality is that being a productive person 24/ 7 will make you an asshole.

[Rose Roche · Rating 5 out of 5]

As a productivity book junkie, I have to say this is a refreshing approach to 'solving the problem'. The witty narrative, mix of tips and stories that are actually applicable to a life that is not perfect and full of 'lego' makes it an easy and fun read. Since reading the lazy bastard, I've definitely become more productive but unexpectedly become much more chilled and relaxed about when I'm not. Bye bye Alpine Swift!

[Bert Van Asperen · Rating 5 out of 5]

Gabriel has a very easy to read style with a lot of humour. This book is a short novel that gives you insight in his brain and way of life. It lets you know you are not alone an makes you look at your own behavior in a different way. To help you make some chances to your 50% of the book is filled with nice practical tips.

Looking forward to the next book!